THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Chelsea Langley. Shes well known anywhere in Solano county, you will find her as an escort on Craigslist she gives blow jobs for ex*** pills. She is the lady of the evening, loose woman. Her vaginal area smells like a tuna town fish taco. If her ugliness was measured in bricks they’d call her the great wall of China. She needs to give her mouth and legs a break and shut them for once. If dicks could fly her mouth would be an airport. She drinks so much that her unborn will be born an alcoholic dope addict. Instead of prenatals she takes extacy because her cravings for drugs in uncontrollable. She will smile in your face if you have any alcohol or pot to smoke. Shes the Solano’s town bike, everyone has had a turn. Watch out for this one she’ll fck you to get knocked up and receive welfare to pay for her drugs, her fish taco will give gona***yp**lds, and as long as you have drugs she’ll love you till the end… Of that blunt!
Classic 909. Ravers without the party.- nik