THE DIRTY ARMY: so nik this chick claims her parents named her Kelly Kelley but she goes by K2. she is a scary armenian nutjob. she throws bottles at the clubs and threatens to fly planes into people’s houses. she’s a trust fund baby but wants to win a reality show so she can use the money to get a boob job, fake tan, and move to miami to join the WWE. her idol is ke$ha. thoughts?
She could fly a parachute into a house maybe, but I think that’d do more damage to her.- nik