Stop Sending Nudes

December 5, 2012 Vancouver 1 7,293 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Garrett ‘The Junkie’ Burton, this guy knows how to lie through his teeth, can persuade any girl with his lies. He also likes to threaten girls with violence. He pushed his own mother over to save his pile of cocaine. He likes to say he’s loaded with money, but facts be told his dad has to look after him. He spends all his money on booze, and drugs. He likes to bang native girls. He’s not even allowed back to Kamloops because his parents caught him cooking rock in their house. He couldn’t even hack rehab. This guy is a failure for sure

As if sending a nude wasn’t awkward enough he had to position his hand like that, taking it to a whole ‘nother level (no homo).- nik