Tell Me Dan Doesn’t Live The Best Life Ever
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you guys need to stop talking bad about my friend Dan. I don’t see why everyone is hating on him, the guy did nothing wrong but was born into money and its not his fault. And yes, Dan does live the ultimate life. Check out these 3 pictures from the past 7 days of his life. 1st pic is him on set of Hangover 3, 2nd pic is some girl he paid to have sex with on Tuesday or as he calls it Topless Tuesdays and the 3rd pic is him surfing some 14 foot waves. What is wrong about that? Tell me he doesn’t live the best life ever.
His name is not Dan, it’s Fake Equis. I wonder if Ottmar Liebert’s “Barcelona Nights” plays in the background when Fake Equis has sex?- nik
I’m still. and always gonna be, WAY more interested in the one who MADE all that $$$–Dan’s DAD!!!
Nice self-post, Dan.
(LOLs!!!)
#infinityselfposts
definitely a self post. this guy is so desperate for attention, it’s pathetic.
People have issues with him as he is living a lifestyle they all want. It’s the American Way to knock others that have more then you. So what if his father handed him a debit/credit card. Anyone on this site who states they would not not want it because they did not earn it themselves is full of crap- which is the other American Way.
i am confused. how is paying for sex with a single chick that has the muffin top and no ass living like a baller? i understand getting yachts and paying for 10-20 chicks. second, people surf big waves all the time, so that is also nothing special. only cool thing here is the Hangover movie set, but that movie series is already played out anyways.
That chick doesn’t have anything even close to a muffin top. Stop being a jealous and insecure prick.
Did he miss a milkshake in the 2nd pic? Looks like his back/arms shrunk a bit. Smelling BS on this post.
1st pic looks photoshopped, and who brags about having to pay for sex?
Every guy pays for sex, one way or another.
Where is he in the “surf”?
I don’t see him riding any waves
how does he live the ultimate life? he is ugly for one, he has to pay people to have sex with him. he looks like he lives a very shallow, unfulfilling life. sleeping around (especially with desperate trash) gets pretty old after a while
Is this Dans mom? Thats sweet youre checking up on youre little boy!
Your efforts would be better spent lecturing your son about condoms, dont want his next whore to give him AIDS do ya?
he is going to wake up one day a lonely, lonely man….
He has to pay for sex, not the most interesting man…
I’m pretty new here, so maybe I’ve got it wrong, but I’ve always thought that if you actually have to PAY people for sex, you had no game and were pretty much a sad, pathetic loser, no matter how rich or “attractive” or so called “interesting” your life is. I know a guy, very blue collar and middle class, drives a pick-up truck, but he oozes such incredible sex appeal (he is like sex on two legs) that all he has to do is give you that look and a smile and you melt. He has what I call that “panty-dropping” grin. It was all I could do as a decent, self-respecting married woman (albeit in a very difficult marriage) not to give in totally to him, but believe me the man knows what really turns a woman on, and it isn’t a private jet or an expensive car or a trust fund. The things he can do with his hands, his eyes, his smile and his mouth alone more than make up for his lack of a so-called “interesting” life.
You must live in the Midwest.
Yep, I do! Good call! Guess those Midwest values are hard to miss, even though I live in a big city!
didn’t realize “midwest values” included f*cking some redneck in his pickup truck while your husband sits at home wondering “where his dinner is”.
All rich guys, even moderately successful ones pay for sex. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t get laid on his own. Sometimes you just want to get to the point. Nothing wrong with that.
Being a so-called “trophy wife” of a successful lawyer, I have seen my fair share of this, so I get it. My point is that these men almost always greatly over-estimate their charm and skills. Remember, guys, don’t be fooled into over-estmating your sexual prowess based on the Academy-award level performances from a paid sex worker who is so high she has little to no idea what is transpiring in that hotel room or so completely numb she has to fantasize about her girlfriend just to get through it without throwing up.
some girl he payed to have sex with? is he retarded or something? if he was so great, then why does he have to pay girls to have sex with? isnt that sort of nasty? cant he get girls w/out having to pay them?
Wake Up people….do you have any idea how many rich men pay for play…..Good old Mr Clooney is notorious for paying for hookers. All you Hollywood ball lickers have NO idea of what goes on.
Every time I go out with a girl…I pay for most of everything, dinners, travel, clothes …what is that? Payment for pussy. Dont care how you cut it up it is.
Pay for play is gross. Wake up…you. Clooney? Sure you two go way back.
Fact. A lot of successful men do pay for play.
I ROFLD when I read Nik’s comment about the song. Youtube it hahahahaha
He is so hot! As if he has to pay for sex!
Guys have to pay for it one way or another
Fake Equis is a terrible name that Nik Richie derived from someone else…its horrible, admit it. Blitzforce was his name all along.
That second pic of the guy lifting a whale is not even dan.. Dan is jacked that guy in the pic is just some lanky dude.. big time busted
Exactly what I was going to say.
This line is stolen from a wise man, but you don’t pay for sex, you pay for them to leave. Any guy can get laid, but it ALWAYS comes with strings attached. I paid my ex hundreds of thousands to go away, compared to that a hooker is a bargain!
Thanks for the self post dude!! Now go away !!! So sick of seeing your face and hearing about all your money you spend on hookers !! Why Nik ? Why must we have to see this douche on a weekly basis ? He’s old news !
Either this is a self post, or this guys totally in love with his friend. Haha. Does anyone know what fake equis thinks about being on thedirty?
Okay so here’s all the info you need to know about this B!ych a&s hoe! Yes, clearly he is rich by his family. Yes he pays for sex because he is extremely bad in bed with a small weenie. Yes he’s An extra on movie sets, big deal! i don’t know if that’s the best life ever. Sure sounds like a lot of fun for a little bit, But where’s the substance? How sad that he can’t find someone to stay with him for who he is and not for his money.
The guy has money and he gets all the pussy. The end
first photo is photo shop,,, and ill continue to talk about this trash bag all i want and not a damn thing you can do about it,,,, he is a arrogant disgusting man whore who should just go play in traffic… oh abd btw you didnt make your buddy look any better by defending him. especically coming from jon himself… pathetic!
i really dont know what the big deal is and why everyone is hating on this guy, besides the fact that he pays for people to have sex with him. i would embrace it if i was born into money, its not his fault he got a lucky easy life
WOW…Nik, you know Ottmar? I’m impressed!…nice job
Guess he was sick of playing with Jessa H’s kid-ruined beef curtains. LOL, LOOOOOOOVES IT!
To all you broke ass losers who make fun of him for pay for play, if you could afford these type of chicks on a regular basis you would. But you can’t.
Not necessarily true. In fact, if you removed your head from your ass, you may find that not everyone lives a shallow existence.
The fact that he has to pay for sex shows he has no game, sucks at life and is a loser!!! Try again “Dan”.
surfing? looks like he wiped out
living the ultimate life, but has to pay for sex…?
Let me some this all up. When it comes to paying for sex with a women. Your paying for two things, the first is for the convenience and discretion. And the second which is the most important is you are paying them to leave.
Considering what the stereotypical trout looks like, I doubt most hookers have difficulty “leaving” them.
To be honest I agree that sex with hookers is empty, shallow, and really not that great as the hookers are usually not into it..that being said I work 100 hours a week with mostly alpha, money hungry guys for an exceptional living and I just dont have time to meet single women. So when I have a free moment and im in the mood to get laid I call a girl..Its not as satisfying as it would be with a girlfriend or wife but im not as fortunate as some on this site to have that and I would rather get laid then j/o to porn..Just one mans opinion.
That was the best/most logical justification for paying for sex I have ever heard of! Kudos! I bet most hookers DREAM of getting clients like you – because physical appearance and/or hygeine have nothing to do with why you can’t get sex elsewhere. Enjoy the fruit of your hard work any way you want to, this is still America. Best of luck in your future sexual endeavors!
So the original poster is probably Nik or one of his employees, it was posted in New Port, by someone who obviously doens’t know me but follows me on twitter or IG. Its funny how one person says I pay for sex and all you idiots just accept it as fact b/c some anonymous person posts it on the dirty. I’m sure its not a coincidence that as soon as I discussed paying Nik to take me off the site(b/c its all anonymous frustrated computer nerds talking shit about people they dont know), I am now on here all the time saying the same thing. I took the second pic, so its obviously not me, and that girl banged my broke friend for free. The third pic, if you follow me on twitter you will see I said i paddled all day and just got wrecked w/o catching any waves.
Dan,
dont bother defending yourself man it aint worth it…No one here knows you they assume everything from a few photos..just accept the ignorance and move on…
Pictures are worth a thousand words, JD.
Do you really want Nik to take you off the website? You’re like the archetype of a “Dirty Celeb.” Embrace your inner caveman, Dan.
The looks like he’s got a great life, why doesn’t everyone leave him alone and enjoy their own.
Dan – Don’t stress any of these haters. They are just jealous. Envy stirs up some evil. You keep doing you.. love seeing pics of your lifestyle and fun times. Looks like a ball!
Fools….. yachts, jets, chicks… All so lame….
Dan I hope you do pay for play from time to time. The way to go without all the drama!
I personally think Douche-Equis is a much better name. He sucks.
Are we forgetting to mention his “great life” includes 3 heart attacks and he’s not even 40 yet? He will be dead soon… Most of us will bang it out with more chicks then him (unpaid) by the time factor alone!
is this how you measure the greatness of a man’s life? by the number of chicks he bangs? you’re one sorry moron indeed.
People rich good looking guys don’t pay for the girls to come, they pay because they leave after.
This is in reply to teresa of calcutta. Never f***** him as you so delicately put it, you might want to actually read what someone posts before you comment. May I remind you I said that I refrained from giving in to him, ie. NEVER had any sort of sex with him, because I respect myself and to try to stay married for the sake of my children, even though my marriage is very unfulfilling and difficult. That is why I cut off contact with him, I knew it would only lead to an affair. So I would say that, yep, my Midwest values are firmly intact. Am I perfect, no, but most women I know, who had to deal with my situation would have had an affair/affairs long ago. If you think attractions and flirtations don’t happen because there is a ring on the finger, you are quite naive. It’s what you do about it that matters.
Claire go away! No one cares about you or your marriage..go troll somewhere else..The topic at hand is Dan Bilzerians douchebagery not your marital problems..lol
Sorry, your annoyed, but my comment was simply in reply to the crap comment from teresa of calcutta, but since she blocked replies to her comment I did it this way.
Fuck you Anonymous! I don’t know either of you, but your blatant (and uncalled for) disrespect says a lot about your character.
To Claire: your thoughtful and RELATIVE comments are the only ones I read other than Dan’s comment. Fuck the immature punks on this website that thrive on unfounded rumors.
I have been a daily reader of The Dirty for four years now. I even went to a club event Nik hosted two years ago. I continue to read The Dirty because of the conversations sparked in the comments. Its pretty much the same story over and over in the posts (douchebags and whores), but it is the discussion in the comments that is unique.
lol idk what it is but I find him incredibly attractive, and I would party with him if I were single. AND I would rock his world; for free
I don’t know Dan but I do know the way some women think. A lot of women, whether escorts, just plain gold diggers or regular average girls wanting a taste of a different lifestyle, will hang out with someone for no cost just on the hope of getting something out of it or enjoying some form of the luxury at no charge (Ex partying on a nice yacht)
Not every girl who hangs out with a wealthy man is charging him something. I know women who will tolerate ugly men just to be invited to their tables at clubs or get driven around in their lambos, or eventually receiving some form of material or financial gain down the line.
None of us on here know whether Dan really pays certain girls he has hung out with, We are all just speculating based on the female’s reputations.
those aren’t 14 footers, and there’s nobody surfing ‘em.
hangover 3 is about a road trip, not anything to do with a jail.
nice try dan, that is some made for tv junk
Hey dan,
Think of all the african babies that died today simply because you take thousands times your fair share.
Try giving something back for once. A lifetime is a hundred years, hell will last you forever.
Fuck African babies, the world is over populated, don’t need any more turds or half wits like you trying to save them.
hey hook it up $$$$$