Tell Shane Middlebrooks Self-Posting Isn’t Cool

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shane tried to play it cool by stating that the only reason people are dogging him on theDirty is because they are jealous of him or he shot them down. Please.. Only a douche would post themselves claiming to ‘run Little Rock’ and calling his friends the ‘West Side Gangbangers’ or whatever the fck he thinks they are. All of it makes me laugh, and I’m not the only one. Stop talking about how you can get every girl you want and how girls are constantly blowing you up- if half of them knew how big of a let-down you are in the sack, or how SAD your little package looked, they would all be devastated that you even had their number. Ladies, if you are one of the unfortunate souls who has slept with this loser, do yourself a favor and go pick up a round of antibiotics or just plan for your funeral for all the nasty sh*t you probably picked up from him.
Nice pumpkin and foam interior.- nik
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Guy looks like a broke joke.
have some compassion. i feel worse of his pumpkin of a girlfriend. imagine how she feels, she cant run away unless he is on a steep incline.
He’s not broke. He makes around 30k.
I wish he’d hook up with me again.
Too bad you can’t even spell Khadija right.
Speaking of, am I the only one shocked that she has yet to be posted
30k? Haha. Our Mexican gardener makes 38k just mowing some damn lawns. This guy is in the wrong business.
Wear your seatbelt dumbass. Better yet…dont.
The west side Gangbangers= a douche and the great pumpkin!
Here in Flint we call your type wannabe mofos. Try the N word around here, I know guys with crews too. Idiot, c’mon up Southern piece of shit.
30K Millionaire !!!!!!!! Watch out for this baller , son !
Badass pumpkin.
Running Little Rock is such a big accomplishment. Bravo. I’d totally shout that from the roof tops.
Douchebag homeboy riding with his gangbangin friends, a pumpkin & a Red Bull.. Not to mention the troutpout mouth pose.. What a douche…..
it took over a year for him to reply? His hard gang banging skills must have kept him busy. Or maybe he was rehearsing his lines for his rogain call back….
Cute pumpkin, “Bro”. Haha! Oh my, my…such entertainment while my Porche gets services. Love Nik!
DA Strong! Xox
You shouldn’t be allowed to own a car you can’t spell the man of
Ur name is candy cane, and ur making Porsche comments. Lol is this a joke, ‘ cute pumpkin bro’ all jokes a side r u a homosexual?? And I bet big money if u get any pussy at all it’s cause of that car and nothing else.
Don’t be hating on my boy you losers!
Wow he thinks he is hot stuff I would never EVER sleep with him he is very unatrractive
Yea lets get the bandidos on your ass see how much you run arkansas then
And another semi good looking guy gone wrong……drop the cockiness….makes you very ugly
Taking a pic if yourself well driving and not wearing a seat belt…just shows you where this guys I.Q. level is. Hopefully the next time he does this he hits a tree.
This loser is starting to age
Nice receiding hair line, women’s sunglasses, $9 ear rings, and $6 plain black tee- which looks better with thedirty logo on it! No wonder all he has riding in his cloth interior passenger seat is a pumpkin. It ain’t even a cute pumpkin! Lol 5’8 155lbs ain’t running Little Rock. Get a life. And a Golds Gym membership.
That is the ugliest old man I’ve ever seen in my life
bitch ass lil greg sucking punk
This is the guy who was giving hand j’s in the parking lot for blow. He needs to moisturize. Messed my shit up!
No matter what people think of Shane or anybody else arkansas is kindof a tight knit group . We have all known each other forever so just get over your bs . Known Shane like 16yrs same person he’s always been so f0ck off and get over it
i’m pretty sure wherever you go there is always that tight knit group that has known each other since day one. So, it’s nothing special. i don’t see why people would want to brag about knowing this guy forever…or sorry, 16 years. Not exactly something i’d want all over the internet. I also wouldn’t want my claim to fame be ‘running little rock’ This is embarrassing.
I’ll always stick up for you, Shane. You’re my boy! But I must tell you, I’m secretly in love with you. That night we got drunk and kissed, it meant the world to me. Can’t wait to see you bro.
To the azzhole who just did this .. I’m sure you can be £ucking douche to just like just like the comment you just did .. Go crawl under a rock and blow your head off .. Merry Chritmas everyone !!!
Shane is a tool unfortunately. He always says hi to me but I kinda wish he wouldn’t.
Have u noticed how Shane, josh Mitchell and Ryan oh and burch have passed girls around its pathetic…khadja, Krystal, Tracy, Allison and etc…makes u wonder what else they share
I suck Shane off regularly. I let Josh Mitchell do me in the butt to. He’s got a little one but he can work it.
I will find out who did this and me and my crew will regulate. We west side boys own this town. Little Rock is my city. I’m also the King of Conway. If you have a problem with me, bring it on. I will get my crew to deal with you. There ain’t no one tougher than me.
Shut your mouth Shane. Please.
And put on a seat belt.
It’s cold as balls outside and I’m still wearing this same tank top cuz I’m a thug. Westside niggas. And it’s Wednesday so I’m gonna go get bang bang shrimp at bonefish tonight and then go get a bucket of beer at bar Louie and walk on my tab and not tip and then go to Biggs and act like A boss cuz I own that place.
He has the same dumbass look in his pictures.
Shane we all have yet to see you fight. You never have anybody’s back you seem to disappear when shit is about to happen. Grow up you’re not 12!
Who did this for real? I’m gonna get my boys to jump you.
Like I said ur gonna get ur boys to fight ur battles, how about you grow some balls Shane and fight ur own! Quit having people do ur dirty work. You are a sorry piece of a man who treats women like shit and you talk shit about everyone to make yourself look good. You suck! And no u DO NOT run west side or little rock
Yes I do.
Still a boy. You will never be a man! Shane your not hard and your a pussy. are your boys really your good friends think about that one. You and the rest are posers that’s all. Get over running a shitty town.
Hilarious. Shane, come hang out at Westside MMA and let’s see what you got. Bring your boys too. See you there.
I am not a pussy. And I will kick everyone’s ass at west side mma. I beat up Micah perry for not sucking my dick right.
Shane, don’t let these haters get you down and stop acting like an immature baby. Some of these women around here tell me you are a great guy. Next time I see you out I’m gonna get up with you and we will run this town. If you think you are doing good now, you don’t know good til you walked down the river market streets with me.
Well that’s gay. So badass….
Sigh
For one Micah would flick u and u would b out! Micah is a hoe bag himself but Shane ur all talk and yet still no action. I can say for Micah he has put people in their place so take out ur fake ass earrings u get from kohls and stop running ur mouth abt people that u know shit ain’t true. Even I would kick ur ass.
Is this the same Micah who threw me out of planet earth for bringing gum and thinking it was x? Shane, I’m going to Uptown Dallas in a couple weeks. Let’s blow this Little Rock joint and move up in the world like we need to be. I was there 2 weeks ago and the girls are much hotter and easier and I have a free place
Hmmm well that sounds like either josh Mitchell, Ryan holland or brad brooks?? Josh who u dating now, Tracy, Krystal, what’s the flave this week?? Ur “Krew” is nothing but nothing! Shane what girl is this as well Krystal, Tracy H, kadha? Cuz it’s obviously not Charlie nemore!
Shane I don’t know how to contact you unless I go through one of these women we bang which I don’t want to do. I’m going to Juanita’s 2/2 to see some band. come and I will track you down and we will go to Dallas 2/15 weekend. I think we can make big money showing dorks how to talk to women
I’m NOT even kind of shocked by anything I just read here… Mainly bc I know all the people mentioned on this post. Of course, I steer clear of all those idiots. Tracy Human, Khadijah, Amber Arbuckle & Karri Kneely are just a few of the hoes who keep there legs apart even more than there mouths. Shane would know, and so would the rest of Little Rocks nasty douchbag bags.
Oh hey Shane how’s bar Louie? Since u practically live there?
Some of you need to do some real praying as it seems everyone is so caught up in everyone else’s business. The people that talk negatively about others themselves have nothin better to do and are most likely uglier on the inside than the people they talk crap about. Pick up a hobby like plucking the Dingel Berrys from your ass or chop wood! I promise your inside will turn a corner and your quality of life will improve!
C Dog!
I kind of agree Lord Help these folks! some of these people need to start going to church. or the bar