Tell Shane Middlebrooks Self-Posting Isn’t Cool

December 20, 2012 Little Rock, The Dirty 78 35,491 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shane tried to play it cool by stating that the only reason people are dogging him on theDirty is because they are jealous of him or he shot them down. Please.. Only a douche would post themselves claiming to ‘run Little Rock’ and calling his friends the ‘West Side Gangbangers’ or whatever the fck he thinks they are. All of it makes me laugh, and I’m not the only one. Stop talking about how you can get every girl you want and how girls are constantly blowing you up- if half of them knew how big of a let-down you are in the sack, or how SAD your little package looked, they would all be devastated that you even had their number. Ladies, if you are one of the unfortunate souls who has slept with this loser, do yourself a favor and go pick up a round of antibiotics or just plan for your funeral for all the nasty sh*t you probably picked up from him.

Nice pumpkin and foam interior.- nik

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