THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so, I’m a huge fan ever since a gossip blog in Sweden started sharing information about E.T and other girls from Sweden. Now unfortunately, this chick, Vicky Blomsten, shows the world whats wrong with the west coast of Sweden. She claims to be a model, and to be famous and sh*t, but this girl looked like crap, I know, since I grew up with her, but ever since she got her +2′s and pumped her lips, she thinks she’s so good looking. The ITG is not even a possibility for her, but still she posts all these pics her ex takes and claims she’s had a great photo shoot with some great photographer. All she does is hang out with this disgusting hardcore porn actress and think they are so famous and everyone wants to give them Greg. She needs to be put in place, and maybe, this clown could become another DC representing, the dark haired version of E.T.

They have dark haired chicks in Sweden? This is ruining my dreams.- nik