THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with a name like “Pickles” you’d think this girl was born for porn, but, sadly, Amy Pickles is just your typical Scottsdale hoof. A 27-year old single mom/wanna-be-model who grovels for attention by sending pictures of her vagina to married men. At least she had the good sense to over-inflate her t*ts to distract from her beat up face-obviously the 14 lbs. of makeup she piles on wasn’t doing the trick. In the end, Amy Pickles will probably never attain much more fame than what this blog will bring her, but we can undeniably count on her for one thing…she’ll teach her daughter well. As her role model, she’ll show her the ins and outs of self respect, integrity, and hard work! It’s my guess we can expect to see her face (and huge fake boobs) on here in ten years or so. Cheers to you, mom of the year! Click here to see her +2′s.
Is her legal last name Pickles… that is rad.- nik