Time For San Antonio To Have A Dirty Celeb

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to someone you should know oh so well by now. Once again Ashley Tejada welcome to TheDirty. Nik, so last post you got to see how she was claiming to date all the “stars”. Well not her recent 104934830 post on facebook a day claims shes moving to LA to be a model and actress. She also claims she sold her soul to the illuminati. She also says that all these stars want her to come back so bad and she is staying with them. Then she likes to claim that people are stopping her on the street to take pictures of her cause she is SO FAMOUS! Nik, I think it may be time to make this ultimate delusional sloot a DC! She is fake all over, strives for attention, and a sloot! Come on Nik, its time to give her what she deserves and stop letting trashley ruin our world!
Ashley Tejada before you make that move to LA to kill your soul, please Google “rhinoplasty”.- nik













It looks like she has a dork
Geez look how tan she is! I’d be able to see my spooge on her back in total darkness. HULK
Hulk ur a pussy snout
LOL @ everything the poster said about this wanna be celeb. 1st off, no one from SA is ever going to be famous including Spurs players. No one even knows the team exists? 2nd, the Illuminati honey? OMG I pee’d a little when I read that! Too funny! 3rdly,of course you’re dressed like a cheap Tijuana hooker no one will ever respect you. Please take your pathetic ass to Hollywood and watch you come back chewed up and spit out the way they already have in SA. Oh and horrible photo shopping- Your face is hella round and your legs look really stupid- Get it together!
Why do I picture Joan Rivers everytime I see a comment from Maude?
I like you Caitlin, you’re gonna make it in this world.
People in other countries know about the Spurs. WTF you talking about they are not famous. Are you retarded? seriously? or just a damn hater?
She should probably google SPF 30 before anything else
Just because she’s tacky and wears cum lipstick doesn’t make her DC worthy… She’s just worthy enough to be used like tissue and thrown away.
The american dream use to be go to school, get married, have some kids, retire. Now its what can i do to scam someone out of there cash and if I am good at it o can do reality TV .welcome to 2012 .. Reminds me of the bad religion 21 century digital boy..
Ash knees
Hollywood is full of actual pretty girls, this girl won’t even be able to land a job waiting tables for Denny.
This Hoe loves Sandwich action. Can’t tell you how many times my boy and I have double-down on her. She loves back-door action and loves to clean you up after the deed. The only thing this trash is good for is dumping jiz into.
You doubled-down on this chick multiple times with your boy? Why don’t you just bang your bro and stop using her as an excuse.
First thoughts: Nice mustache, nice stick legs, that’s a dude
Not cute at all! And wtf is she wearing? She looks like a Mexican prostitute
Hey DumbFxck Que?, I only mentioned what this horny Hoe likes. Pussy is pussy and female ass is female. This is what she likes. No one said anything about man-ass. If you like that then go Fxck yourself. If you have something to say let me know so we can meet in person and get it straight. Whatever you want B*tch!
Lol @ John trying fight on the internet! Stop trying to make this girl seem like the only hoe in the equation! And fighting on the internet is like participating in the special Olympics, everyone wins!
Ok, John. I’m waiting at the Taco cabana filling up on beans n cheeses so I can poop on your chest. See you soon.
John sure bro just like your homeboy accidentally shot a load on your face.
She looks like Teresa guidice
People need to get lives y’all are all jealous because she hangs out with celebrity’s
All I see is a set of dentures and a sweater floating in chocolate milk.
More like Ashy Tejeda
her twitter account is hilarious…google her name and it’s the first result.
So I have looked at her face—book, and it turns out that ‘wow, she’s doing IT.’ A lot of females would like to travel here and there and do what she’s doing. If she really is hooking up with Pauly D, power to her!!! You go girl, let us know how he is; wink wink. I’m sure even guys want to know what all the noise is about.
About her agency, well the pictures taken are giving a hint of those websites that girls now a days are getting into: take pictures, show as much as you want, shoot videos, and get paid by subscribers sort of thing, right?! If not. I hope tha agency gets you far. Work out girl and tone up, you have a nice body but get those legs going, nice and tick. Anyways people, I say, let this girl be, push her through with support. If you dont approve of this well get off her facebook, she may not be that cute but I’m sure with this kicking off she can fix up things on her nose; my opinion!!!! Other than that you’re just helping her get out there. Where there’s attention wanted you get both and you’re just going to have to deal with it Ashley, Good Luck!!!
^^^ self comment
Lmao
Johns still gay for his bro
That girl is hot as fuck but is extremely stuck up it kills her beauty.
i think this girl has a serious mental issue case…
Ashley is a fucking loser, she fucks for money. Model to her is prostitute to most of us. Good luck, skank.
shes one of the biiiiiigggggest sluts i know. shes an escort and a stripper.
fuck this stupid hoe, wait till i catch her slipping and its night night bitch. not only are you HIDEOUS, your attitude is ever UGLIER. shoulda listened to the things people said about you but noo… and sadly its ALLL TRUE. fucking pathetic loser. wait till i catch u slippin aint gonna say no names..
Her prostitute page : http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-dream-girl-21/7447201