THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hear you love dirt on former Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor Pad contestants, so I figured I’d give you a nice big mound of trash to work with. It’s about time someone put Sarah Newlon, local predator of any man in a relationship or with a ring on his finger, on blast. This slorebag has some serious issues. It’s obvious because, well, she appeared on Bachelor Pad Season 3, so it’s apparent that she’s an attention seeking wh*re, and she also feeds her inflated ego by hunting down married men and seducing them. Sounds like a great way to contribute to St. Louis’ growing reputation as a breeding ground for DRD’s. She thinks she’s hot, but I think she looks like she is eating her own face from the inside out. So, my question is this: If she tried to pull her usual home wrecking tricks on you, would you? Or would you run the other way?
Answer: No, her knees touch in a retarded way.