THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, you may know this pseudo-celeb from Surrey. The whore went to holy cross (whorification school) and now is releasing shitty songs. It’s rumoured her brother gets a boner from her, well it’s well known his friends have hit it….So whats the deal? What would you do with her?
She’s letting her eyebrows slip away, the narrower they are the more noodle she’ll look.- nik