We Can’t Stand Girls Like Emily Ida Marie In South Beach

December 20, 2012 Miami, The Dirty 49

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you know as well as anyone that in Miami we have the hottest of the hottest girls in the world.  And then you got girls like Emily Ida Marie, who are ugly but for some reason think just because they live in Miami, they are automatically hot.  Lol at that one.  Emily thinks she is some sort of model, but as you can see from the first picture ends up looking like a beached whale.  Yes, I do agree in some other cities like Little Rock, Arkansas she is considered a 5.25021 but here in SoBe she is nothing more than your average 2.30194 trying to pretend she is someone she is not.

Photoshop is for Liars. Can I get real pictures, not WNBA calendar squad pics.- nik