What Do I Do Now
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last week I got super drunk and met this hot tattoo’d chick named Britney Boykins at the bar. I have a lot of tattoos myself so we hit it off perfect. We took shots all night, were making out and at the end of the night she asked me to go back to her place. So I did, I was beyond wasted and don’t remember much. When we got to her place we started going at it and then she gave me a BJ and when we started to have sex, she said she was on her period so I could only stick it in her butt, so I did. It was a great time. The next day, I was telling my boys what happened and once I told them her name they all started laughing at me and showed me this previous post on TheDirty about how Britney is actually a man. I’m devastated and very ashamed of myself and don’t know what to do. How can someone have sex with me and not tell me they are a dude. I feel violated and want to sue, is that possible?
Sorry bud, but it’s time to tell your parents you’re gay. This was God’s plan for you.- nik
ALSO SEE: He Sure Had You Fooled Nik
yeah general words of advice: if a girl says shes on her period but you can stick it in her butt, its a dude. not even pornstars like getting anal
Did transsexuals not learn from the one who was murdered for tricking guys into thinking he was a woman? He hadn’t had the surgery yet. I think that they need to tell men this. Leave straight men alone. It’s so dangerous to do that to people.
You are retarded
Nobody gets tricked, the word gets out.
It’s a true story – google “Murder of Gwen Araujo”
That;s not true… bad things have happened to people for not sharing that bit of information. Watch Dateline some time.
So, transgender and transsexual people deserve to be murdered if they engage in consentual sex with straight people without disclosing the information?
That’s the same kind of logic as “women deserve to be raped if they don’t have sex with a man who pays for their dinner.”
But I bet you see nothing wrong with the second statement either…
Uhmm that’s not even close to the same thing…she’s talking about having sex with someone under false pretense, as in not telling someone you are a man when they are under the impression you are female. No one is saying they deserve to be killed, just that it can be dangerous when someone realizes they’ve been misled
It aint consentual if they dont disclose that theyre a man. Moron.
So, transgender and transsexual people deserve to be murdered if they engage in consentual sex with straight people without disclosing the information?
That’s the same kind of logic as “women deserve to be raped if they don’t have sex with a man who pays for their dinner.”
But I bet you see nothing wrong with the second statement either…
No-one deserves to be murdered for giving an idiot a blow-job and kindly allowing them to have anal sex with them.
You’re problem, and the posters problem, is that you aren’t happy with your masculinity. A real man would shrug, admit he enjoyed himself and put it away as an interesting experience.
Seriously, having sex with this attractive person who happens to have a penis, that upsets you so much that you have to kill him to make yourself feel ok again? You’re the one with the problem…
@Girl. LOL. What?
nik’s comment made me LOL
This sounds like a fake post
Instead of worrying about if youre gay or not you should def get tested for aids.if this dude is pretending and lying about being a girl he prob has hiv/aids. ill pray for u.
…seriously, have you time-machined yourself here from 1982 or something?
@Girl: Actually, he made a pretty good point.
FAKE!
Are men really that stupid, and easily tricked? Jeez…. This looks like a man and I’ve never heard of casual anal sex!
Tranny or not…Anal is NEVER a good sign on the first hook-up…PERIOD!
I don’t understand how someone couldn’t tell that this is a dude. I also don’t understand how you couldn’t see that their was something extra down there when you were balls deep in his ass. Let’s be honest once your balls tap his you had a choice, either to stop or keep going and obviously you finished so that makes you gay…
Never bang anyone wearing a lace front wig on the firat date.
1ST sign that a girl is a huge attention whore…shes covered in tattoos.
Unless “she” kept a tampon in during sex, there would have been blood. If you don’t see the tampon cord or blood, you’re banging a dude.
Bullshit. Guys, can you be drunk enough to NOT know a chick has a d*ck? Hell no! You’re gay.
Hahahaha! She looks just like this chick from Calabasas named Lauren Mulne!
you put your peener in a man-butt no matter how ‘feminine’ it look it isnt it man-butt
yeah i thought guys like to play around finger you know? he knew yet he didnt care.
advice, try rubbing above if they say on period
She certainly has a face of a man. But I can see how you can be tricked otherwise when drunk.
If I were you I would still be scubbing my greg with steel wool. Then again, if I were you I would have never boned a dude. How could you not tell? You weren’t that drunk. THATS A MAN BRO. Congrats on being their newest team mate. You are now officially for the gays. How does it feel? Gaylord.
Yeah… I don’t know if I would have shared that….
You must have been drunk before you went inside that bar. Otherwise, how could you not tell?
is this not some form of rape?
Rape involves assault. This guy had a great time.
So… He’s gay
That is a very passable shemale
haha U must have been super wasted to not see his balls! LOL Welcome to the wide world of AIDS!!!!!! LOL
Nik I just went on your nik richie radio website tell your assistant that girl that works for you whatever her name is to STOP CHEWING GUM when she’s on air ! whenever I see someone chewing gum on a video I close it straight away because it’s annoying and unprofessional to have have a mouth full of gum she looks like a cow chewing on grass !!!
you need to kill him to regain your manhood.
Im confused…lol…dude or not how come he or she makes me confused…he or she or maybe “it” actually looks like a girl ….ahhhhh im scared..Im now starting to believe in Aliens…
now you can drink less and have more gay sex since you left your closet
I guess you didn’t check for the adam’s apple.
Rule of thumb. When u bring home a girl /man let her touch your privates and that gives you the right to touch their privates. Then you will get a good idea of who your banging.
We have hate crimes. We have discrimination crimes. It’s time we have serious punishment for tranny crimes. Tricking someone into thinking you’re a woman and having “sex” with them is just as bad as rap IMO. To a straight man that is the most degrading thing you can do. Life in prison IMO. If the victim kills the tranny trickster I’d say community service should be the punishment, if there is even a punishment.
I disagree. I think you’ve just proven how upset you are by a disruption in the boundaries of the very clearly defined gender roles that are an important part of a social structure that you are told is inherent fact and of which you attempt to make sense of your reality.
You haven’t decided this for yourself, your capitalistic society has drummed this information into your little head, because men having sex with women produces more consumers while men having sex with men does not.
And so, the fact that you see a threat to these boundaries as so frightening that they warrant a second (and to most reasonable people, far more serious) taboo (murder) shows what a good job they did and that you’re stupid.
This is, without a doubt, the most intelligent and thought provoking thing I have ever read on the dirty.
Thank you for sharing this thoughtful insight. You are absolutely correct, on all points.
Bravo!
@Girl …..or you, you know, maybe he doesn’t want to have buttsex with a man. I love how you try to put a pseudo-intellectual spin on it, too. You think you sound smart but you’re just a silly little girl who reads too much tumblr social justice drivel.
We have hate crimes. We have discrimination crimes. It’s time we have serious punishment for tranny crimes. Tricking someone into thinking you’re a woman and having “sex” with them is just as bad as rape IMO. To a straight man that is the most degrading thing you can do. Life in prison IMO. If the victim kills the tranny trickster I’d say community service should be the punishment, if there is even a punishment.
Didn’t her last name tip you off in the least?
Google is your friend, time to start hanging out at different bars buddy.
Stop trying to cover for yourself. For someone that was “wasted” and dont remember much… you remembered enough. You liked the ball to ball action you homo. You’re just mad someone found out. You sure she was the one that gave the BJ??
Time to break out the old 12 gauge, go to the parking lot, insert barrel into the mouth and pull the trigger. Problem solved!
You banged man ass. Youre gay. Time to scratch the itch in the roof of your mouth with your .45
Thanks Brantastic1, I was trying to think of his name. Really sad story. It’s encouraged in the community to share that info as to avoid what happened to Gwen.
In no way do I blame him, murder is wrong. But to protect yourself, learn from him and open your mouth and say something. Men take their manhood pretty seriously. He may run, but it’s better than ending up dead.
I call b.s on this post, yes you got super wasted, yes you got rejected by all the hot girls in the bar cause of your gay tattoo’s, along comes this dude all dressed as a chick with gay tattoo’s like you have, u went home put that things Greg in your mouth & ass and now your feeling all gay & guilty about it!!!!!!!!! It’s ok bro it happenes to gay guys like you!!
look on the bright side.. you were drunk.. you dont remember.. you got a bj and you got to fuck something in the ass.. chalk it up as a loss and move on..
you were drunk.. it never happened..
Wow… Brittany needs to be especially careful about not disclosing her pre-op state. It can be very dangerous. Gwen Araujo, Angie Zapata, Victoria Carmen White; All TG women who were murdered. Violence against TG people tends to be especially violent. Be careful and upfront about your pre-op gender.
note to self: if the girl you are banging has a bigger Greg than you, shes probably a he.
find the gays in the montrose area it looks like i seen it at bayou city before….. gays like to suck and fuck from the anal thats the only other hole besides there mouth .. sorry this happen to you but its day will come soon so no worries for revenge. just be careful anyone can take advantage of anyone now a dys
dude, you didn’t think to touch her and see if she even has a pussy?…strange…
duuuude…..I’d totally smash that (whatever it is) …..just make sure to ask it to keep a firm hold onto its junk in order to keep it from flappin’ up against mine; problem solved.
@Girl are you that ignorant? Yeah it may have to do with being tricked into believing it was a woman the whole time, but it’s not all about just gender. You’re so quick to assume that the person is just disgusted because it ended up being a male. It’s about the disrespectfulness of not letting the other person know. It’s the same thing as if someone had an std and knew about it but yet continued to have sex with you without informing you first. You can sue someone for that.