THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the Real Housewives of Miami is lots of drama. I wanted to know which one team shnik likes? Lisa Hochstein is married to a plastic surgeon or Joanna Krupa a super model who is “engaged” to a nightclub owner?
I will leave this up to the DIRTY ARMY. Who is the hottest Miami Housewife? Total Voters: 31,518
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This is a no brainer!
Yup Lisa Hoch is smoking hot.
Ok, I’m from here and Joana is batsh*t crazy and Lisa thinks she is queen of the city. The reality is they are both girls who came from nothing. Lisa was a bottlerat in Las Vegas who married a customer and Joana is a girl who slept her way to the top starting with Girls Gone Wild. It’s funny watching the show seeing these girls act like they are people who are important in this town. In person Lisa is much better looking than Joana.
Can you add a third option? ………Neither
Plastic makes perfect, right Lisa?
Joana’s relationship is not real. Her dude sleeps with the help and she just uses him to party for free. They both need each other to stay relevant in South Beach. His car is a rental.
Lisa is way hotter than Jo. Jo’s face is smooshed.
Both are equally repulsive
They have opposite facial problems Lisa’s face is long and drawn out and Krupas is squished.
Damn Nik. You’re crampin TMZ’s style…
I’m convinced Joanna had a cleft palette. Both faces are hatchet jobs, but I would say Joanna’s is the worst. Get your nose straightened out, damn!
I’m not trying to be mean but I was wondering if nik or DA could point out why Lisa looks so fake looking and unnatural? I know she has had boobs Botox and a nose job, but it also looks like facial fat grafting, lip injections, fillers, and pulled a bit too tight in areas. What’s your opinion?
I can’t believe Lisa Hochstein doesn’t melt in the Florida heat.
Lisa is hotter and super sweet. I dig her.
J.K. Is not nice at all. Only time she had a heart was when her Mom made her cry over her childhood.
I think Joanna’s prettier. Lisa’s cute, but she should ease up on the botox. You people are vicious..Nik has you trained.
Both ladies have fabulous bodies but Lisa’s face is prettier. Also, Lisa is much kinder. Look at how she is with her maid. She treats her with respect and you can tell the maid actually likes the woman she works for. Joanna is absolutely NUTS and is a raging bitch. I cannot STAND her. Does it look like she has a wonky eye to anyone else? Smoosh Face should be her DC name. Marta, her sister is the sweet one in the family apparently. They should make her a housewife instead. Team Lisa all the way.
Wtf, I honestly thought this post was a joke…that Lisa is ugly as fuck. Love or hate Joanna, she is much prettier!
Joanna is hotter but let’s be real, both are over the hill now aren’t they? Joanna is hotter because she is more natural. Lisa had way too much done.
Joanna!!!
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Joanna krupa is beautiful, without a doubt, but lacks a soul and common sense. Lisa looks as artificial as a porn star and is one surgery away from looking like jenna jameson. I do find her to be the kindest and more rational one though.
Who watches reality tv shows? Waste of time, do something better with your life-
Oh I’m sorry, didn’t think this place was a better way to do something better with our lives!
Lisa is smokin’
Am I in the Twilight Zone? Lisa looks like the freaking Cat Lady! She’s positively HIDEOUS. Her face is ruined. She looks 50.
Nik really has brainwashed you people.
Look at his own wife. Disgusting teeth, gross crooked man hands, no style besides what she saw in a magazine and a little boys body.
This is who you listen to?? Lmao!
Wow I comp,etely agree, way to much plastic surgery on the face, very fake looking
Joanna is gorgeous
both of these wanna-be humans are PIG-VOMIT people
what kinda of human being is a reality show cast member?
all reality cast members are sub-human PIG-VOMIT fame whores – these sub-humans are on par with the porta potty crew and porn stars
If I had to chose, I am going with neither.
Neither.. sry the stiff facial expressions are so 2012
Lisa has a bad horse face…. almost as bad as Gretchen Rossi.
Lisa has way to much plastic surgery…but she is married to a plastic surgeon so she will probably have more. But she is a very sweet and kind person. Joanna is beautiful on the outside, not so much on the inside
I say adrianna
Joanna is way prettier’ lisa looks like a fake doll
lisa hochstein met lenny hochstein when she was a working girl in vegas, they are known to fly in girls to have threesomes for the weekend, and lenny pays the girl by giving her a free boob job, lisa hochstein is also a coke head slut, i personally have seen her do rails off of a guys arm, everybody knows how much shit she has done to her face, she’s a cross between a pony and cat woman