Windsor’s Oldest Nasty Bird
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Windsor’s Oldest Nastiest Bird Christa Guarini aka Misty or Layla. She has more c**bs than a seafood platter. This chick needs to get a nose job and really should retire that tired ass. And don’t forget those LEGS… For Christ sake please do something about those LEGS. They look like cottage cheese stuffed hose and are lumpy and bumpy. If you know her then you know what im talking about if not then just think OLD AND BUSTED scratch that I mean just plain old DUMPY… She the dumbest bitch on the planet and really I know the sun shines on a dogs ass at least once in their life but dam she’s been in the dark for some time now……… This bitch needs to get a real clue cause she’s no where near what she thinks in intelligence and surely not in looks either with that big ass NOSE……. So people I beg of you please be on the look out for that well know red dodge magnum with the plate that says afawkes…. Really she should turn that plate in cause its false advertising…… here is her whore advertising as well [removed]make sure you check her out on facebook too as christatba…. for real this chick needs to clean that shit up cause she’s nasty…… anyone that postes pics like that on their facebook that she friends with her KIDS on who are minors really needs to check that shit..
There’s so many questions about her body that I don’t wanna know the answer to.- nik
Leave this lady alone.. she hasn’t done anything to you.. it ME you have a problem with… fuckin Katrina Supporters… gtfo. LMFAO
She doesn’t look dirty to me
Does she look dirty to you?
I don’t see anything on facebook. Nothing shows up. You sure you have the right name?
you would be surprised! she changed her facebook name right after this was posted LOL
People, be aware that a low life skank put this up because her former friend wouldn’t pay her to shut up. Why else would she be so personal on her attack. Did Christa wrong her somehow? Clearly not or she would have posted it. The loser that posted this should take a good look in the mirror herself and do something about that odor she emits.
Omg this chick sucked me for 20 bcks
You wish she sucked you.
I’m pretty sure this girl is prostitue, she looks a lot like the girl who tried adding me on Facebook asking me my age and to see if I would like to work for their company. She has the same name and the pictures look familiar to the ones that were posted on her page, she runs a site on the Internet for her business, you’ll most likely find her on there as well as a few others from windsor. She should probably retire soon as it looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet, some women have no respect for themselves, such a shame. Close your legs and get a real job, smh
At least she’s making her own money.. not living off welfare like the rest of the tricks in Windsor.
LMAO do you realize how stupid you sound, no one has respect for a whore that doesn’t have any kind of respect for themselves. Just cuz she’s making money selling her body doesn’t make her better than someone else on welfare, she’s just as low as they are. It’s called get a real job an make your money the right way, who would even pay money for an old run down broad, she’s disgusting to look at let alone fuck.
she is a prostitute. shes been around for awhile.
The couple (ex friends that I would not financially support) put that posting up. “More crabs than a seafood platter” they must have had that at one point in their lives. I know I haven’t. I had to look it up and read to know what it was. As for $20 bjs, not a fucking chance (in his dreamworld or the real one).Some people are just jealous of what others can do better than them.
Christa aka Misty; it’s time to retire from prostitution dear. Get a real job and have some self respect. Your body is old and saggy. Your hair looks like wire. Your embarrassing yourself. Besides that, what will your kids think when they find out mommy was a prostitute and posted her own pictures all over the internet, trying to sell sex. Looking at your pictures, makes me want to vomit. I surely would NOT fuck you even if you paid ME.
Wow ALL i have to say is this lady is NASTY. If she is a prostitute then who the HELL would pay for that with this OLD lady? Really I looked her ads up and yes its true she is a prostitute. My question is really simple….. Why would you PAY money for this old hag? She is the sloppiest and nastiest sloot in all of WINDSOR. Does she take bids like a auction cause there is no way anyone and i mean anyone would knowingly pay upFRONT for this bitch.
i think she is fine to be honest who ever this is probably just mad because they are getting older and falling apart she stays beautiful lol
Beautiful, haha, she’s about as beautiful as a horses ass. I wouldn’t fuck her with my dogs cock.
So many people with so many comments. I see this windsor SLOR is just the same as the others with exceptions. She really is TOO old to be working as an ESCORT as well as the FACT that SHE isn’t (IS NOT) that much to look at. Pretty COMMON older women trying to pretent that she is younger than she and trying to use her age as an excuse to show those leggs off. From the posts above i gather her name is Misty or Christa but whatever her name the general public of WINDSOR beg of you to please cover yourself up and have some dignity. Without question she needs to move on and retire if that is the case she does this for money as i do not know first hand but rather again reading the comments from above. She overall just reminds me of someone who is SAD and LONELY and only looking for attention whether or not its positive or negitive matters as long as she has some attention. Misty or Christa your name means nothing to me but here is some advice ACT YOUR AGE and give more attention to your children and start acting like a MOTHER instead of a common WHORE.
M,you’re speaking nothing but truth!!!! Best comment ever!
I am in complete agreence with M… This lady {if you would call her that} really should show more attention to her children and focus on FAMILY instead of trying to be the ESCORT of escorts for the dirty men of WINDSOR. If she is an escort then i really dont know what to say as i wouldnt pay for her services. I think the life profession she has chosen is the BOTTOM of the BARRELL kind of living. Just a step above a common street walking that you can find all over the city working the corners. SO M i do agree and hope she learns or listens to this kind of advice as she really should try to learn.
HAHAHA!! Nice 5.00 lingerie from the Silk and Satin in pic #2,. Money must be tight for an old, tired hoe like this ditch pig. Get some laser treatments on those funky spider veins on your leg. This whore seems to think she has this all figured out.. How can you put a price on your soul?? Not enough money in the world. Nobody thinks your points are more relevent because you sell your body to anyone but its OK because you’re not on welfare. You’re pathetic.
Anonymous January 18, 2013 at 9:00 PM
“HAHAHA!! Nice 5.00 lingerie from the Silk and Satin in pic #2,. Money must be tight for an old, tired hoe like this ditch pig. Get some laser treatments on those funky spider veins on your leg. This whore seems to think she has this all figured out.. How can you put a price on your soul?? Not enough money in the world. Nobody thinks your points are more relevent because you sell your body to anyone but its OK because you’re not on welfare. You’re pathetic.”
Yep i agree you should listen to these comments and learn and if thats not too hard for you. Laser treatments for your legg’s are a MUST if you plan on posting more pic’s like that. As for the lingerie i have to be honest thats the finest DOLLAR STORE has to offer but all jokes aside, STOP wearing cheap clothes. NO ONE will pay for you when the best you have to offer is LESS than even WALMART level of clothes. I am completely shocked that this ditch pig thinks she’s HOT but in all reality she’s NOT. She has no service to offer me or anyone else in WINDSOR so she should just pick up and MOVE on or change her lifestyle and occupation. Good luck DITCH PIG with your laser treatments and you should also seek medical advice about the rest of your body as well as i see many flaws and looks like you have some FLAB so get that stuff right before you try to sell yourself again im sure business will pick up for you if you do that… So all in all this is just a standard windsor SLOR ditch pig……….. with a side of gravy.
I hired this girl once…….and I literally threw up when she left. Her pu**y smelled like dead rotting fish. I get sick to my stomach, just remembering that smell. It was really bad.
She sells her self off backpage
Ever had that feeling, where you want to throw up, but it just won’t come out??? Well I have the perfect solution for you, just look at Misty’s pictures and you WILL be able to vomit, LMFAO.
I booked this girl from an escort ad. She arrived at my door wearing a dirty stained tshirt and old worn out stretchy pants. She immediately demanded money, and not in a friendly manner. Her breath smelled like she just smoked a stick of shit, honestly. I had to ask her to leave, and more than once. She didn’t want to leave without me giving her $$$. I gave her $20. and she finally left, but not without slamming my door. She didn’t look that bad in her photo’s, but face to face, and as far as her hygiene, she is nasty – not to mention she has a bad attitude.
I don’t know who you people are but Misty has been nothing but polite to me. Well dressed and great hygiene.
Ya, if you don’t mind the smell of fish, and you like old ugly ghetto girls, dressed in hand me down dirty clothes.
This girl is a dirty skank and a thief. Watch your wallet guys. I had some money missing when she left my place.
So obvious that all of these comments are from the same person or people, and that this person/people have a vendetta against this girl. Absolutely pathetic that you think you’re fooling anyone, and that you’d stoop so low. Miserable, classless people perpetrating dirty tricks. Pathetic lives they must lead…
Pretty obvious that all these comments belittling Misty are from the same person or people, and that he/she/they harbor a vendetta for whatever reason. Low class, miserable people pulling immature, laughably transparent dirty tricks because their lives are miserably pathetic. Time to grow up, kids….
Here it is folks… This is misty making a comment. I know all those bad comments are coming from two people. Lyndy Scollon (Pasco) and Lars Hassler. They like to use people especially escorts for their own agenda. They are doing this to other escorts as well. I am not a skank or a thief. I don’t need to take money from client’s wallets. I do this like any other escort to survive using what I have to do so. Along with others. We are good at what we do. What they did was without class and vindictive. And I would like to thank everyone who have stood up for me. Thank you all for not believing the lies they have posted.
Believe me, I am not this Lyndy or Lars you speak of. I am a perverted guy, who enjoys hiring escorts now and again. But you my dear, are a dirty classless boring lazy hoe. I’ve had beautiful escorts, who were worth every dime. However you are way too old and dirty and you should not be taking anyone’s money!! I AM A CLIENT, who is telling the truth. I want other men to know, not to waste their time money on you.
Here’s a thought, don’t book her. Easy as that. She obviously is successful because she’s still making money. She probably has some loyal regulars who like a real woman and not some 18 year old Barbie wannabe with fake nails, tits, tan, and hair. Everyone who bitches about her being a whore, um, duh. Escorting is legal. I’ve never sold my body for sex, but I definitely can’t look down on someone who does. Especially since she doesn’t lie about it (think the drugged out twinks who suck dick after the club for a hit of X, and then go back to their jobs at the mall as if they have dignity). Different people have different tastes, and as for you, “Client”, you obviously pay for sex (which is fine) but have you thought about what these girls think of YOU when they see you? Post a pic if you’re so high and mighty. You’re probably not that attractive, which is why it’s so easy for you to pick on someone else’s looks. Grow up.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This nasty ass old bitch sent my ex bf pics of her old ass titties, and I found them on his computer, and I messaged her from my facebook, then she messaged him on his, saying your gf found my pics LOLOLOL
SHES A FUCKIN OLD WRINKLY ASS!!!
Believe me, you ARE this Lyndy or Lars she speaks of. You’re pathetically transparent. You’re not smart enough to fool anyone, just a jealous, bitter, pitiful troll with a vendetta against Misty. You are, quite simply, the lowest of the low. Try to maintain what little dignity you have left, you miserable, classless loser.
just saw all this now…too funny. What an ugly bitch….she needs to update her hair style…and get a real job so people can respect her. you can’t feel pity for a hoe that lays on her back for a living.
What dafuq
This old dirt bag Misty is trying to fool clients. I called her number when I found her ad on an escort site. She sounded familiar. I asked her “are you that Misty bitch?”, she answers “no, I’m new” and pretends to be someone else. After doing some research I find out she indeed is Misty. If she’s so high and mighty and such a good escort, then why the hell is she hiding and pretending to be someone else? Dah, it’s because she’s so horrible, no one will book her any more.
This whole page is a setup to discredit me. I am not Laura or Ashley. Lyndy, Theresa Lyndy, Lars,Eric, Eugene, Pascoe, Scollon, Hassler. Whatever names you are using, stop pretending to be clients.
My names are not Laura or Aahley. You need to grow up and leave the past in the past and move on.
Sorry spelled wrong Ashley