Would You With Jessica Green… Be Honest
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Jessica Green again. She is a model here in OZ and is without a doubt one of the most girls this side of the equator. She is perfect and has nothing fake like you crazy Americans. She has been modeling professionally since she was 14. But who cares about that. I need to know Nik, if you weren’t married and you were a single Gentleman… Would you with Jessica Green?
Answer: Yes.
I’m a married mom and if I were single, I would. Hell I’m not lesbian but I might experiment just for her. She’s hot!
This girl is far from perfect.
Seriously, Hack please take Nik’s job. He’s getting old.
Hack is a fag
Wow!!! One of the only ones you’ve ever answered “yes” to, and she’s a brunette. I’m shocked. I’m glad you’re being more open minded.
Yep, that one’s pretty hard to say no to.
This girl is Audrina the girl from the hills twin,
That’s funny bc she was posted earlier (in Hollywood in bikini? And you said her teeth worried you and her mouth sitting funny. But she’s hot for sure
haha i remember that, guess the sand nig*ers word is kinda worthless huh.
glad I’m not the only one that saw this haha
Uh-oh Nik, the YES is gonna eff you up. Prepare to feel the wrath of your other half!
Yes she’s amazingly beautiful, no doubt. However.. FUCK YOU. There are fake people everywhere! So go fuck yourself.
Finally a PRETTY girl! Team Raven Hair!
DA Strong! xox
quit trying to upsell with a fancy name, Brown Hair. And tell Team “Raven Hair” to get more bleach for their arms. You can never have too much arm hair bleach when you’re brunette.
Careful Nik. She is very photoshopped. Doesn’t look like this in real life.
I believe this. And she would look horrible without that long hair. It’s the only thing that really saves her. Tsk tsk Nik.
It’s a Christmas Miracle!!!
Wow a yes! I can’t believe you didn’t say anything about the mole on her left boob though.
We need more info on Jessica Green.
I am absolutely shocked this is the girl that breaks the “No.” Streak
Oh my god. He said yes.
Look at her right write in the second picture there’s something weird about her!!!
Look at her right eye in the second picture there’s something weird about her!!!
Look at her right eye in the second picture there’s something weird about her!!!
She is hot. No doubt about it. Nick wouldn’t say no and no one that loves the vag would say no. Also, I like boobs.
Does she have an Instagram ?
Yes, her top teeth stick out a little too far. Check that last picture with her arm raised. That looks like arm fat, not toned. I also see a mole. Perhaps Nik is hung over.
Yes she looks handicapped I don’t like taking advantage of the unfortunate so I’ll say no
Saggy boobs wonder how many kids she’s popped out so far she’s g otta be at least 33-34 so I’m guessing 2
OMG! I totally just fell off my work chair! I cant believe you said yes. And shes not only brunette, but natural as well. I think someone may have hacked the site. The search is over, we have found Nik an Aussie brunette! “Put a little roo in your do!!”
Eyebrow issues….
WTF Nik said yes???? Wow
YES?!?! But she isn’t blonde!
And she has a mole!
She’s way hotter than that fugly Amber heard chick you said was your #1 a few weeks ago. I’m glad to see you had your eyes checked recently. And hotter than your wifey.
The last pic of her is beautiful n look like a hott girl full of life,nice change from the girls usually posted.your my fav Nik!!!
She is stupidhot.
DID’T U NOTICE HER MOLE NIK???
At first glace shes beautiful but the more I look at her the uglier she becomes. She has a weird face and something is off with her eyes
i want to know the reasons as to why he said yes….
she is a purple crayon chaser
Yes doesn’t do her any justice. More like HELL YEAH!!!!!
Nik, are you ok?
Niks wife has many moles, im sure this chicks one mole is doable.
You do realize you’re directly contradicting yourself? Idiot.
Incase you don’t remember I’ll link ya, little buddy. http://thedirty.com/2012/12/you-are-overly-picky-nik/
I was just noticing that…he cant even keep the chicks straight. What a joke
Read it and weep … Nik said yes to a brunette. Victory for brunettes!
Ugghhh, not signed -Nik…
She is pretty. Who cares what nik says if I was a guy I would say yes to her and a lot of other chics here. He says no to a lot of people that deserve a yes. Her face is pretty not hating but the third pic she looks orange and boobs look saggy. I only point that out bc he usually points everything out. I’m just happy she got a yes like said there have been more attractive girls on here that deserve a yes too. Just noticed eyes are bushy but that’s the style brings out her eyes. They are pretty.
Thought she was hot until I saw a natural pic of her smiling on her instagram profile. Ugly smile, nose and cheeks like Snookie, and her eyebrows are too drag-queenish.
Who cares if he is contradicting himself; he is a walking contradiction if you haven’t realized this by now. This ain’t the only thing he contradicts. All that matters is the word yes (without any other stupid comment attached to his explanation) came out of his ‘mouth’ about a brunette.
She looks like Audrina Patridge.
Hack shut up!!!!!!! I bet you couldn’t pull any girls and that is why you need scooby to help you!! Only thing you can do is get a handy in the hot tub from a girl off FB!!! LOSER
Great Nik, I agree with you! She is a hottie and I am a brunette girl and natural. Glad to see you have some sense!!
You say yes when you dont even know what her body looks like? Nik must be high
HELL NO! google some REAL pics of this fat-faced chipmunk! You are all idiots thinking this bucktoothed megan fox wannabe is hot. Not ugly but definitely not gorgeous or worthy of a “yes.”
Yay!! Nik finally says YES!! Funny tho this is the same girl posted just the other day that you said had a strange looking mouth or teeth !! She is absolutely gorgeous .. Coming from a straight female .. This sexy mamma has it goin on for sure
After I saw her teeth, she cleared the issue for me.- nik
I used to thing Megan fox was the hottest bitch ever. She totally messed her whole face up. Same w Monica from friends she looks a mess. These people need to go easy w the Botox and surgery. I am a female and it’s a shame what happened o Megan fox. Even tho she had bad skin. Her features were amazing. She looks like Pure shit now. I hope this chic stays natural
She’s a Seven head!! Wow nik I think you’ve lost your marbles or you wanted this reaction cause she paid you Big Bucks to do it. It’s a shame I mean a sham!
Omg!!!! Nik finally said yes to a girl that he said no to the other day.. I’m shocked! She is definately better then Amber Heard but she has issues… Her eyes are weird, n if she’s an aussie IMAGINE her voice!
I now know for sure that only insecure fat white chicks visit the dirty along with fat, cheap, lowlife insecure men. It’s apparent by the comments. Most of you wish you could look like her if not do her but you go overboard on the bashing. Take a hard look at your own life and realize its probably not worth you being filled with hate just because you happened to get the shorter end of the stick. People think ugly people get picked on but it’s more the other way around
the jealousy defense is so boring and overplayed.
Hey now back up…lol…not every chic on here is too insecure to say this girl is a sexxy little thing…being of the not so tender age of 41, I can say i would not want her to proposition my hubby..but then hey..i’d just go get Charlie Sheen to bang me…i think i may be able to pull that one off hahaha! xxTina Louise
All of you jealous whores need to get over it. It’s not a big deal that nik doesn’t want to fuck you. This girl is smoking hot
I would suck a fart out of her ass with a straw
She is hot!
She has a bloated chipmunk face. Definitely a pretty girl but MUCH hotter girls have been posted and ripped apart.
Calm down DA.Nik always signs his replies …
To Milk? Nik– that bottom picture really did it for me.
you can tell ppl aren’t DA when they don’t know the difference btwn Nik’s response and someone else working for the site. If there isn’t ‘-nik” at the end.. it was someone else.
In reality.. he for sure would but can’t sign his name to keep they lady friend happy. Smart man.
I don’t believe it, lol!
But Nik’s “ultimate” is Amber Heard.
(LOLs!!!)
#dirtydoubt
I would pay a lot of money for this
I just knew that Mr.Richie’s answer was going to be yes even b4 i scrooled down….Coming from a 41 year old married wife with kids and obviously no real life (look where i’m at) i say Shayne would be proud of him…his standards are def improving…this girl doesnt look trashy at allll…her eyes are beautiful too…neener lolol
It’s funny, the first time she got posted, nik said he was worried about her teeth, next time she’s on the dirty she’s showing them haha, self submit?
Aww she’s pretty
I’m glad you said yes! 
Did you even look at the second picture Nik? yuck.. what kinda teeth are under those lips cause they look a little horsey to me.
She is truly beautiful.
Cute for a Jewish girl ..but chipmunky..
AUDRINA PATRIDEG (SP?) or whatever ALL DAY.. NICK LOVES AUDRINA!! Gross
This girl shits all over nik’s wife. Not even close.
chipmunk with +2s
Looks like megan fox
I am much pickier than Nik. If he had taste he would say yes to a beauty that requires no makeup. Come on his wife looks like Audrey from “Little shop of horrors”. I think all the chicks on here are ugly sluts. But would i fuck Nik? No! Suddenly his opinion doesn’t matter.
Her eyebrows and boobs are crooked. Ew. I’m honestly surprised. I thought you had high standards, but I guess all this time you’ve had incredibly low standards…sad.
Technically he never used the word no, his comment was, I’m worried about her teeth…Notice how her mouth sits when it’s closed”
too bad, she wouldnt do your poc mark faced, big nosed, beaner ass. Go back to couples therapy with ur fat wife and cry some more u funky male bitch!