THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a girl my friend is dating I think she’s gorgeous.. you always say no to brunettes, so I figured I would send her in and see what you have to say. Trust me, there is nothing wrong with this girl and she is nearly flawless. So Nik, if you were not married… would you?
Answer: No, Jersey girl can I give you some constructive criticism… don’t live off your face, if you lost weight in your arms and got +2′s you can dump your boyfriend and move west where the grass is greener. Unfortunately, right now your chest will not get you the rich man you have always dreamed off. Don’t get stuck and settle… you have potential to make it.