Young and Clingy
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik she came to me in the pub started asking about my tattoos. She leaves comes back and gives me a note and says call her shed like to see the rest of my tats and show me her’s. Slept with her in her car on the first date. After that she was all over me Interdiction me to mom and dad sisters telling everyone we are going steady. Then brakes in to my place because I didn’t call her for 3days and takes the coffee table her mom gave me. I was in jail I told her and she found out I was seeing 2 other girls and talked shit about me to them but still told me she loves me and let me fuk her.
I’m surprised she doesn’t have colorful hair.- nik
Hey OP you sound like and awesome boyfriend. the jail, the other girls, the general lack of giving a shiz…and she’s the crazy one.
another grammar genius…lord I hope you don’t speak like you spell, mushmouth..
what is up with that first picture? she think she a whale sticking her blow hole up in the air? and dude i hope you wet napped that stinky pussy with a lemon scented wet nap before you tapped that sweaty cooch in you moms mini van HAHA
Shes gorgeous. No fault on her side I decided
Nope she’s a real peach, fucking in a car on a first date!
LEARN TO SPELL RETARD!
You say she introduced you to her mother and that she broke into your place for a coffee table her mother gave you? That was rather fast.
Something smells fishy, and its more then between her legs going on here
She’s not fat at all? Wtf are you sniffing.
Hot.
Who is this tramp? So that I may say clear.
You were sleeping with other girls and she is the bad person? Go fuck yourself you waste of space
This girl is mind blowingly hot.
I bet she genuinely liked you and thought having sex with you would be a good time. No fault there. Men do it all the time.
Her mother gave you a coffee table? Damn rights, I’d steal it back too. They don’t teach grammar and respect in prison, do they?
Does anybody know this girls name?
Lube up and shove it right up her @ss