200+ And Still Got It
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello all my name is Valerie Rodriguez. Denvers very own plus size escort! let me describe my self. i take time searching and seeking the closest thing to a baller the i throw my stinky fat p***y at them with the hopes that they might inpregnate me so i can soak them for all they are worth! I started out with Jose aka Sake my pregnancy failed to keep him around so i contributed in getting him indited. escorted for quit some time till i came across my next victim Carlos Cespedez and once i realized that pregnancy wasnt going to keep him around i filed false sex charges on him. good thing his family was great because they still let me mooch off them by living there and driving his mothers car like it was mine. Im just gettin by the best i know how, moochin off this new guy i found in the club. I have to admit he really cant afford my taste so i get by living with his mom and pawning my children off. my older brother rick takes care of my oldest. and luckily carlos has a good family because they take my youngest. i just dont think i was made to be a mother! my hobbies are partying, traveling on other peoples expence, drinking four locos and pepermint snaps(yummy)i must say i have champagne tast with beer money. and even though i gained about 100lbs i still strut my sexy body around like im a knotch i must admit when i was thinner i still had a huge pouch above my camal toe. im happy being a pathetic loser and my enthusiasm shows it all! confidence is everything ! so nik would you?
Answer: No, that towel doesn’t hide it all. Got a lotta lady lumps.
Soooo. Why are you jealous of her? You sure put in a lot of time and effort to get her on this site.
Jealous of a fat homeless deadbeat alcoholic. Ummmm no thanks
COWARDS ALL of YOU! To have taken issues this extreme shows how WEAK YOU all are! U need to ask your man what really happened when you were out of town Johnson! Or if u go both ways what your lady did behind your back when u were locked up! If this is the smellaceli rat: tell everyone how u give head to females and your friends dudes in their whips! Go get that scent cleaned up COCHINA!
Nik, is this really a women?
Yes! Remember! U get judged the way u judge others!
Is this really a women? What kind of stupid question is that?!!!! Haha! Valerie has two beautiful daughters and last she checked NO problems on the “dating dept”! Instead of trying to blast a good women HOW about u tell VAL to her face instead of making a JOKE of a profile! Sad for U! FYI: get the details correct!
I think she’d be OK if her jugs weren’t a cm from the ground
She a nasty hoe fo sho!
Indeed
SURPRISED THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SHE HAS BEEN POSTED. LONG OVER DUE
Sake had a baby with this??? wtf
Yes he does have a beautiful and talented daughter with a women who loves he daughters!!!!!! Lmao why don’t you reveal whom you are? Game, ALL of this means nada! Grow up!
poor sake hes probably so ashamed
ewwww shes a blimp!
Nothing personal against this scuzz but she really is gross. She hangs out with some of Denver’ s TRASHIEST WHORES
Wow! What a bunch of haters! Grow up its a new year!!!!!! Maybe to say it in front of Valerie!
Sad and unfortunate that females start the new year with jibberish! Until they go directly to Valerie they need to focus and spend time on more productive things! Writing about someone is pathetic! Obviously, u need to spell check and go to school for English and should learn NOT to judge! Remember! U will be judge the way u judge others! If your “nick name” is “SMELL A Celli” AKA Araceli! Or you roll with females that can’t step to Valerie I suggest u continue the new year focusing on yourself vs trying to Bash another human!
confront val so she can run and have her sister fight her battles lol… o ya word is even her sis dont like the trailor trash lmao
I applaud your feeble attempt to ‘captain save a hoe’ your friend’s reputation, however why are you under the impression that whoever wrote this has not in fact already confronted Valerie? The last time I checked, the poor beach whale hadn’t quite learned how to use her size to her advantage and the only time she got brave was when she had liquor lip… And her fat fake thug boyfriend by her side who has no issue with hitting a female. Additionally, before you decide to criticize another persons poor grammar, maybe you should re-read your comment because although you have learned to use spell check on your phone, you haven’t quite mastered the art of sentence structure
First of ALL this is NOT an essay:-) I don’t criticize! U must be very sensitive and hurt over Valerie? I was stating that this is a new year and to start off blasting someone is sad and pathetic! I’m sure U and YOUR crew have a rep BUT who ru to judge?!!!!!! U go both ways so maybe your confused? One true judge and until judgement day your comments are nothing to Valerie:-) Maybe before u point fingers ask your lady about the many threesomes she had when u were locked up? Lets cut the games and keep it “real, shall we”? What’s your name? Very easy to hide like a *69 SO let’s get REAL names out in the open……. If your life is to get on this tacky website and TRY to ruin someone, your life is very wasteful and full of hate….. Sad but true I spent time on this today:-( not the most religious women BUT the hate u have is sad and maybe ONE day you can grow up, get out of the HS days and really let go of hate? Beach Whale? Seriously, I hope u feel better talking bad about someone….. I’m sure everyone U know is in excellent SHAPE! No one is perfect, no one should judge and everyone who wastes time to post such nonsense should be ashamed of valuable time wasted! Good luck in life!
OMG u totally wasted “valuable time” lmmfao
I just wanna thank all my fans for trying to help me out by pointing out that my daughters are beautiful and talented. However I am the very poorest excuse for a mother. Honestly I spend no time at all with my children. Oh wait I actually do throw them birthday parties but friends I only use it as an excuse to drink and take pictures. Taking lots of photos persuades the cyber world that I spend time with them. Sorry my dear friends its all a joke. My whole life is a fuckin joke. Also I’m very offended that everybody is so critical of my grammar. If you know me you know I have no education! Yes yes broadcasting school. Well that was only a short program and as far as my job at the radio station… that was only an nonpaying internship one day a week that ended very quickly. Now look I’m just going to put it all out there so nobody else can speak on my horrible qualities anymore. I’m the worst mom,a wack lay,Im a tub of lard,can’t cook,don’t clean, I steal all my cheap ass clothes, I drink alcohol for a living, I live off child support although I don’t have my kids, I look like I’m in my early 40s, my hair is fried to shit, I have more chins then a Chinese phonebook, I have no car, no house, no job, no self respect,and I’m the biggest disappointment to my mother. So instead of sitting here and defending me or talking shit please do an intervention on me I’m tired of being a worthless cunt
Sorry Miss holy-er than thou, but u are a big ass hypocrit. U don’t criticize but u were talkin shit about her spelling? Blasting someone is pathetic but aren’t u doing the same thing talking about threesomes and what not?? This website is tacky but u still are on here runnin your lip? get off your high horse and let us enjoy a laugh at someone elses expense.
now i honestly feel sorry for the poor children in this situation! does anybody care about that? it seems like miss valerie has really good friends so why dont u do a intervention on this pathetic tub of lard! she should seriously consider caring for her beautiful talented children rather then spending her time eating, drinking, and spreading her thunder thighs! she obviously has nothing going for herself so since her children are being cared for, this would be the perfect oppurtunity to get her life together as aposed to partying and hoe’n it. she has potential she looks to be in her later 30′s(its never to late).Now for her wonderful fabulous friends that are spending “their valuable time” defending this scum bucket/cunt, sorry hunny ur time was wasted lmmfao!
You must be jealous if you took your sweet time to do this get off her tip! Nuff said- Adrian
I just wanna thank all my fans for trying to help me out by pointing out that my daughters are beautiful and talented. However I am the very poorest excuse for a mother. Honestly I spend no time at all with my children. Oh wait I actually do throw them birthday parties but friends I only use it as an excuse to drink and take pictures. Taking lots of photos persuades the cyber world that I spend time with them. Sorry my dear friends its all a joke. My whole life is a fuckin joke. Also I’m very offended that everybody is so critical of my grammar. If you know me you know I have no education! Yes yes broadcasting school. Well that was only a short program and as far as my job at the radio station… that was only an nonpaying internship one day a week that ended very quickly. Now look I’m just going to put it all out there so nobody else can speak on my horrible qualities anymore. I’m the worst mom,a wack lay,Im a tub of lard,can’t cook,don’t clean, I steal all my cheap ass clothes, I drink alcohol for a living, I live off child support although I don’t have my kids, I look like I’m in my early 40s, my hair is fried to shit, I have more chins then a Chinese phonebook, I have no car, no house, no job, no self respect,and I’m the biggest disappointment to my mother. So instead of sitting here and defending me or talking shit please do an intervention on me I’m tired of being a worthless cunt
She has a potatoe head!
Mr potato head lol
We know what u look like! Potato head? 4get living in High School days, HELLO elementary school! Hahahaha! Get a life! Losers!
I just wanna thank all my fans for trying to help me out by pointing out that my daughters are beautiful and talented. However I am the very poorest excuse for a mother. Honestly I spend no time at all with my children. Oh wait I actually do throw them birthday parties but friends I only use it as an excuse to drink and take pictures. Taking lots of photos persuades the cyber world that I spend time with them. Sorry my dear friends its all a joke. My whole life is a f*ckin joke. Also I’m very offended that everybody is so critical of my grammar. If you know me you know I have no education! Yes yes broadcasting school. Well that was only a short program and as far as my job at the radio station… that was only an nonpaying internship one day a week that ended very quickly. Now look I’m just going to put it all out there so nobody else can speak on my horrible qualities anymore. I’m the worst mom,a wack lay,Im a tub of lard,can’t cook,don’t clean, I steal all my cheap a** clothes, I drink alcohol for a living, I live off child support although I don’t have my kids, I look like I’m in my early 40s, my hair is fried to sh*t, I have more chins then a Chinese phonebook, I have no car, no house, no job, no self respect,and I’m the biggest disappointment to my mother. So instead of sitting here and defending me or talking shit please do an intervention on me I’m tired of being a worthless c*nt
Tacky website? Who are you to judge? This shit has crossed the line. Nik, that bitch called your website “tacky”. Ban them all from your tacky site, unless they start submitting naked pictures of each other. Carry on.
Clap! Clap! Clap! Bow down! so much fun making this! While I made up all these different names to create as many comments as possible to go with my Lil tale! It was fun but I’m ready to take it down, bc I know how bad karma is gonna fuk me in my ass later! I’ve be laughing so hard tht my braces have completely tore up the inside my lips. im not even close to getting the off anytime soon
if I don’t brush as soon as I eat I get this really bad odor in my mouth it’s to hard for my shorty to handle and I’m starting to understand why he takes all these Vegas trips with out me, I’m thinking it may hurt a bit much when I suck him off it must be cutting him up 
anyway this all felt good to vent about somebody my “shorty” was once so happy with and this makes sence of why I would do such a thing 
now I’m the only person that loves him and its only for the money so one day I could get out of the dispensary business and get a real job with benefits for my 2 kids and whn there parents ask what I do for a living, it’s not handing out joints 
I’m far from perfect so pls forgive me if I affended anybody I can’t sleep thats why im up writing this late …. I can’t get Valerie off my mind I hope this ends soon so I could be at peace with myself. It’s hard but I promise I will try, thank u people for hearing me out when i had nothing better to do cause im lonely and very scard…. lastly and thank u please pray for my lips that they heal 
amen
Clap! Clap! Clap! Bow down! so much fun making this! While I made up all these different names to create as many comments as possible to go with my Lil tale! It was fun but I’m ready to take it down, bc I know how bad karma is gonna fuk me in my ass later! I’ve be laughing so hard tht my braces have completely tore up the inside my lips. im not even close to getting the off anytime soon
if I don’t brush as soon as I eat I get this really bad odor in my mouth it’s to hard for my shorty to handle and I’m starting to understand why he takes all these Vegas trips with out me, I’m thinking it may hurt a bit much when I suck him off it must be cutting him up 
anyway this all felt good to vent about somebody my “shorty” was once so happy with and this makes sence of why I would do such a thing 
now I’m the only person that loves him and its only for the money so one day I could get out of the dispensary business and get a real job with benefits for my 2 kids and whn there parents ask what I do for a living, it’s not handing out joints 
I’m far from perfect so pls forgive me if I affended anybody I can’t sleep thats why im up writing this late …. I can’t get Valerie off my mind I hope this ends soon so I could be at peace with myself. It’s hard but I promise I will try, thank u people for hearing me out when i had nothing better to do cause im lonely and very scard…. lastly and thank u please pray for my lips that they heal 
amen
Im the only female that would ever call another female a c*nt….lol gosh i hate my life
Oh’ man barely getting a chance to read this crap! Love how me & my girl get blamed for this childish shit!! Obviously we’re not the only ones in DENVER that don’t get along with her… FYI Like I’ve told Val “I could careless about any type of pointless drama”! I’m a grown woman and I honestly don’t have time for stupid shit like this. This site is a total joke!! Entertaining but a joke! & Whoever wrote this should feel dumb! Total waste of time they could have spent doing something useful!! Plus I’m not one to judge considering I have had the whole world judging me when I went through some shit so I totally wouldn’t post something like this! So Val if you think me or Araceli posted this your wrong! Your giving us way to much credit to assume we would take the time out of our day to write this. We dont care what your doing, who your doing it with or how your doing it!! We have our own lives to worry about! As should whoever write this!
Looks like the woman/man in the pics can use braces and even a whitening would do him some justice. I don’t know you girl but “u really are discusting” lmao I will be in agreement this post is long overdue if people feel so awful about u!!!
WOW! U are just another nobody to judge and all the jibberish falls upon deaf ears but in some cases such as this, cruel words are enjoyed by negative people, lies and false testimonies will only go so far. YOU will be accountable for the judgements you speak upon another:-) sad but true I’m on here to let U know that it’s ok to grow up, move on and look forward to real important things in life vs. trying to hurt and ruin Val… Close friends & Family PLUS our Lord is the only thing that matters to Valerie. This trashy TACKY website is a wrap!
Go brush yo teeth B! Hope he keeps ya big ol pill poppin hairy lil thang! U b talking bout Val yet yo snatch is tore up after da lil ones NO problem for miss Val with fellas continue to hate she appreciates the comments anyone can put up photos and run gossip funny her sis beat u up ha all u bitches hate!
Seriously if u have more then 1 kid and more then 1 baby dad, you really should attent to your kids then on the Internet reading gossip websites! Denver girls I all know are on there 3rd baby dad still tryin to get wifed! Pushing 30 and still tryin to go downtown like there all brand new! Seriously get it ….that u are all ol scallys and ur dick suckin in the car days will never be forgetton…. No matter how many times u change your outfits, hair color or boyfriends on Facebook! If ur on this website its bc u have nothing else better to do and you have to hide behind a computer! Attend to your kids and carry on u wack ass hoes! ~livia Cali……
Maybe if Val worried about her children as a posed to being a deadbeat people would have much less to criticize her about. Then they would only be able to talk about her cocaine/alcohol addiction, her really aged and disgustingly fat body, her mooching, etc… Tell the bitch to tie her tubes so she don’t have to abandon anymore beautiful babies for dick. Poor babies!!!
Seriously how old are u girls on here ??? You all sound like a bunch of 12 or 13 yr olds
Lmao what about all the skanky females she hangs out wit!!! Their just as dirty!! Especially Melanie Disguisting Broker!!! Everyone could probably agree with me that she’s a moocher, she’s fake as fuck, she jacks all her clothes, she tries to get 18 yr old boys to wife her but in reality their just using her for the drugs she provides!! Planning on going to Mex to get cheap as breast implants to go wit her 10 year old boy body!! Her and Val are perfect for eachother! No wonder they’ve been friends for 20 years plus!!
Tracy A. doesn’t even know her 5th BD’ now that is a shame!
Gross
Totally agree with ” Mikey says what about ” Smelanie is a nasty Lil rat looking whore. She definitely needs to be posted. The Clamydia queen herself. These clammy whores need to be charged for intentionally spreading STDs. Sick broads!!!
SMELL-Acelli 2!!!!!!!! Foul ass hooch needs 2 correct the funk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She knows it!!!!!!!!!!!! Here fishy fishy!
I’m an outsider looking in but Its funny how these disgusting ass hoes (in the picture^ and her captain save a hoe friends) try to bring up other females just showers they got called out and feel real insecure about the truth I bet the nasty bitch right here is the real stinking hoe I bet she sweats in each one of her fat creases I feel bad for all her estranged children but most of all feel bad for the baby dads damn you guys are stuck with this Sasquatch forever and there’s no pics of her friends but they say birds of a feather p.s. bitchs that look like this should never let a bikini shot leak out damn put some clothes over that or at least wrap a few beach towels gross
Why call out people on ‘here say’ if you’re going to call someone out on something you should be able to say with confidence why is this girl a loser who says that girl has stds who says that girl gives head to bitches who says that girl smells who says this girl gives head in cars how do you know this girl cheated when when locked up or guy cheated when out of town? Back your shit up is all I’m saying otherwise it just looks like bitter bullshit coming from weak people
Her body is gross but her face is even worse.
Mr. Blank! Your whole statement is blank haha’ idiot facts are facts Fuck head U know it and the people involved know it SO be it!! Facts a bitch smells Hmmm The scent between the thighs are confirmation enough silly broad! Shut the fuck up with whack ass names! Obvious u don’t like Val or anyone associated with her so holla when u see them
The homie put me onto this site the other night been reading a grip of these and this one funny yo soo many comments but these hoes not throwing real dirt I mean big ma in the snapshot got thrown on blast correct but then these hoes throwing out accusations without no facts or names OK one broad said a dude sake name but then this girl do that do this this girl stink this girl hooks up the blow jobs this one don’t take care her kids y’all need to throw out some real dirt real names real proof of accusations and stand behind ya shit ya feel me. Get right.
Hey hey I was saying for everyone throwing accusations and the bitch in the pic is really the only one that really got blasted correct so that must be you hahaha
The bottom line is Valerie is a fuckin scum bucket. That is that!!!! Bahahaha whack ass hoe
Her and her boyfriend look like brother and sister. Or better yet they look like a pair of sumo wrestlers lmao
They both have huge pussies
Sounds discusting !!! But what can u expect from this raunchy hoe
So could tell this is all coming from a 21-24 year old. Cute
As a posed to a 38 year old illiterate bum ( Valerie )