THE DIRTY ARMY: Helena Jean…Dear Nik, Boy, where do I start. For firsts, she thinks she is the best looking girl ever, and that she can demand free drinks from anyone that looks like they have money. She doesn’t go to school, she may work, but who knows where because she doesn’t ever talk about it. All that she does is latch on to rich looking guys at clubs and try to squeeze free alcohol out of them. A facebook post of hers the other day read “I can’t tell if I have always looked this good, or it’s due to my diet of alcohol.” She was recently 86′d from a local bar, Whiskey Bar. She claims that she was 86′d for having too much fun. We all know that is very far from the truth. She was kicked out for good for being a slut, being super dramatic, and getting on the nerves of regular patrons whom she tries to exploit for alcohol. Nik, this girl is danger. With her just turning 21, I’m not sure what the rest of her party career will hold, except for drds.
A little early to be at a DJ’s house isn’t it…(if ya catch my drift).- nik