THE DIRTY ARMY: Heeeere’s Adam! Adam Mauck wants to be alot of things. He wants to be Black–as evidenced by the slang & fake swagger he’s adopted studying 106 & Park on BET. He wants to be desired–as evidenced by the flirtiness he uses on the beefy gals to keep them on the hook. Beefy gals like the troll in these pictures, Erika Gonzalez. Erika is Adams beard, when needed, his shoulder to cry on when yet another sex encounter goes bad, & to “fluff” up his ego when someone hurts his little feelings. The Protection One recruiter who hired these two nobodies should be fired. Adam wants to be in charge at work, but his supervisors can barely tolerate him. He’s a constant tell-tale on others for committing offenses he has also done & pouts when things don’t go his way. If Adam would focus on his own work as much as he does everyone else’s, his paychecks may look like a grown-up’s. Adam hopes one day a Trey Songz lookalike will look his way. But, his teeth, hair, walk, & wardrobe will prevent that. And, if the Trey Songz lookalike could get past all that, Adam’s personality & “short comings” would make the lookalike change his number.

He must like chips with that humpty dumpty girlffriend.- nik