THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Eric Jacobsen may seem like your typical freshman basketball player at ASU, but he’s a total creep with a surprisingly small Greg for his height at 6’10.  He has a really weird obsession with girls who look just like his sister and would basically sleep with anything that walks. When he tells you you’re really hot, dont take it personally; he says that to so many girls it’s ridiculous. He is a total mouth breather, whether you’re having sex or just having a conversation, and is probably one of the stupidest people you’ll ever meet. He’s a gross, horndog that will treat you like sh*t once he’s gotten what he wants out of you. For some reason f*cking a D1 athlete can seem like an accomplishment but with this one ladies, seriously, don’t waste youre time.

The second image is for the Gays.- nik