THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik and Dirty World, this is Ellie Gonsalves. She’s an Australian model, health advocate and all round amazing beauty!! Seriously in awe of her even if I’m female. If I were a lesbian, I would!! Would you?
Answer: No, she has snake face.
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cant get over that african american nose.
Are you fucking kidding me nik….you can be such a fucking tool…this girl is gorgeous in every way although she would look better with a couple cheeseburgers in her….men like curves…dogs like bones….the site is funny but you downgrade women and see them like they should be in a competition like dogs….there’s no way in hell you would turn her down if she came on to you…that is all.
She looks like a young version of Carmen Electra
A young version? ..this chick looks more beat than the modern Carman. She might not be as old, but she sure does have an old face.
She kind of looks like Cassie Cutler in some pics……except Cassie’s way hotter.
Shoot Nik, I’d show her snake face my snake leg!
This girl has been posted on her several times before. She doesn’t look half as good in person and obviously photoshops her pics before even posting them on Instagram. She’s too short and doesn’t have the face to be a real model, so she’s trying to be famous in Hollywood now.
Dude wtf u talking about. This chick is smoking hot
This is my opinion about Nik Richie’s overtly critical views and harsh comments on over 95% of the girls submitted to this site:
Nik must have studied and be a subscriber to the “Game”. As a part of the teachings of the Game, it is taught that in order not to become infatuated with a woman’s beauty so not to concentrate merely on her beauty and fawn all over her, the best naturally gifted pick up artists such as Valentino, Casanova, etc always had a tendency to pick and focus on a woman’s flaw (everyone has flaws) so not to be sucked in by that power of her beauty.
Learn not to salivate over a woman;s beauty even if she is extremely beautiful so that you give yourself a chance to act normal and strong (DHV) around her. A beautiful woman already knows that she is beautiful because she hears it routinely all day long and it is a borefest to her. Those who just fan her ego by paying her compliments have no game and no chance with her. Those who dare to ignore her a bit and tease her a bit, stand a much better chance than those who give their right arm to be noticed by her. I am not advocating to be a complete asshole about her, but a bit of assholery and erring on the side of not complimenting pays more dividends that being all soft and wobbly in the knees.
Capiche?!
I have never heard of this Game thing.- nik
Nik, haven’t heard of The Game?!
1- BS
2- If not 1, now you have!
I always love when people throw in something about health like anyone gives a shit
Her face is beat. It’s all photoshop. Her body is on point though. She should of got a better nose job
Her thighs are begging to touch (third image).
she has a major man face going on, only-average body and horse head.
Wow. Nik, wtf? Snake face….? This trial must be making you see things.
what? shes hot and actually keeps her room clean unlike most of these slobs
I’m confused what this girl actually does. She’s not with agency, all she does is go to the gym and post pictures of herself. And the majority of her photos are from photographers you pay to take photos for your portfolio.
Another generic looking Aussie. They all look the same, must be the inbreeding.
She is pretty. The bod is amazing. No pouch when she lays on her side and curves her spine, because not only is her stomach flat the muscles are still tight. Nice! I happen to like her nose… Small nostrils, long bridge, and a perky tip.
Her face is obviously photoshopped in the 2nd pic
Eh, too chunky. Photos off her phone are proof her “modeling” images are photoshopped to the max. Not a fan.
Nice self post Ellie Gonsalves – you really need to take a good look at yourself and realise that people stopped caring a long time ago and now you are just cluttering up the internet with terrible photos and photoshopped self pics that you call your “modelling portfolio”. You’re an instagram poser…like all the millions of other girls out there who now think that they can call themselves models with an iPhone and twitter account. Girls like you are not role models and frankly it’s appalling that you claim to be an “ambassador” for any legitimate company. Representing a brand is more than just underwear images all over the internet. Instead of educating yourself, you glamorise a “smoke and mirrors” image that unfortunately you can’t live up to, nor can young girls who think that this is a good path to follow. Don’t try to be something you’re not. You are a page 3 girl and that’s ok – just own it. Stop trying to make it out like you are a successful model. People in the industry know and hopefully you will save yourself some embarrassment .