THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Michelle McColman.This girl is honestly the most disgusting mattress mutt in this town. This alcoholic cke whore has been around the block many of times, and her only friends are her auntie who she parties with, and a few greasy guys she lives with. She also sucks up to everyone she talks to, no point girl, everyone knows who you are and where you’ve been. She even moved away for a bit, to do what? lay on her back some more with different guys.

She’s photoshopped herself into a Pokemon.- nik