THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’d like you to meet Suada Murtic aka “Bologna Hole”. This crazy bitch works out at my gym. Instead of worrying about her fat ass she should really worry about getting that nasty face. Her nickname comes from her queefs every time she bends over. My boyfriend saw her at The Pyramid recently.. Buying little boys drinks to hget them drunk.. She must be well in her 40′s. Another guy mentioned that she bribes anyone with gifts to be her friend. Funny thing is, no one be caught dead hanging out with someone like that. This old hag really needs help, not only physically but mentally as well. Men, watch out for this one unless you want a free ride… With a drd on the side!!
Its squidward!- nik