THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is Brad Jeffery. One of Villa Parks biggest stoners. This loser cant keep a good job or try to find one due to his pot addiction. Lets not mention he smokes pot in his bedroom while his mother is running a daytime daycare in her home. He is the biggest compulsive liar I know and is very good at it too. He cheats on his girlfriend because he has a strange obsession with her body and cant stand to go two days without seeing her. He posts all over her facebook saying how he misses her so much when he would see her the day before. He watches her sleep and smells her hair. He told me that while she was sleeping he cut some hair off just to feel closer to her. One of his co workers confided in me about his strange obsession with his “baby” AKA his green fire bird, and explained to me that he rubs his dick on his inner interior. And kisses it good morning when he leaves for work. He is the biggest hypochondriac i know. Also he robbed a house when he was 18 and now says that it changed his life for the better. Nik, who robs a house and goes to jail, then their life gets better?

Nobody cares, put down the pipe.- nik