Brandie Also Known As Ingrid
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brandie Bart. She says she’s 27 in her escort ad under the name “Ingrid” but she’s actually like 39. Her vagina is so beat up it looks like a pound of ground beef thats been left out in the sun. Smells like it too. This loving devoted wife and mother turns tricks out of her apartment and sends her husband and baby to the park all day. Or she tries to pawn them off on other women when she thinks she can. She will ask you to bang her old man, and actually ‘set it up’ (good at making appointments) for you to fck him while she’s at home making money. Then when youre in the middle of fcking him she’ll barge in and threaten to k**ll you (as you do). Then in a fit of guilt for being such a fcked up whore she’ll threaten to kick your ass. Act II: Then she’ll make up with you and call you up the next day when she needs a place for her son and husband to go while she hooks at home. Sometimes she’s a “Swedish Country Girl” Sometimes she’s a “Pinup Girl” [removed] All the time she’s a crck whore.
Who downgraded from cke. First she’ll try to recruit you as an escort employee then try to get you to fck her husband: [] Works at Shopper’s Drugmart my ass. More like stops in every week to pick up her pennicilin. Just cause you suck cock in the bathroom doesn’t make you an employee.
That ass is one sorry sight.- nik
That is a terrible camera angle. Who would post something so un-flattering of themselves?{{shiver}}
Lmfao! Is she trying to show clevage in the 2nd picture?! It looks like a little boys chest. Hunni with all this “escorting” your doing pay for a boob job. Nasty pig
Khay ew how s she saying she’s 27? Her ass tell it all,especially her age!!!!,
I can confirm she is 37-39 years old. I went to school with her. Swedish Cowboy LOL!!!
WTF? I know this girl and her husband took these pics !!!!
This Crap was posted by Melissa Nalini Marie and Krystal Whitlock. I had nothing to do with it.
Um, how do you know Krystal posted this, exactly?
Lol. This was posted by jealous failed comedian Melissa Nalini Marie. Find her on Facebook/mylissanalini
Melissa dated Brandies brother for a short while and then stalked him for months and months after he dumped her for someone less crazy.
Apparently this isint the first time this professional dumbass who has failed at everything in life from school, relationships and now comedy, got wind of this story from a friend of a friend of a friend who overheard part of the story and just decided to make up the rest. Melissa is a sad, sad case. She’s even trying to sue her much younger x boyfriend for not paying rent ….two months after he had already moved out. I personally have seen the poster of these lies (Melissa Nalini Marie) passed out on a friends floor in her own vomit and urine with her disgusting unshaved brown cootch hanging out. Wanna talk about loose lips!
99% of the shit Melissa posted isint even true. Just a sad jealous attempt at getting revenge on this poor girl because she told her brother not to date a crazy bitch.
You can come and see Melissa get booed off stage at the Corktown on open mic night. Not even funny enough to get a paid gig.
Nik when are you gonna stop posting cat fight rumors online?
^^ WTF I hope you “know” this girl since you’re posting as her lol! I think that last comment was posted by her husband James.
Lol. This was posted by local jealous failed comedian Melissa Nalini Marie. Find her on Facebook/mylissanalini
This wouldn’t be her first time posting here on the Dirty. She dated Brandie’s brother for a short while and then stalked him for months and months after he dumped her for someone less crazy.
Apparently this isint the first time this professional dumbass who has failed at everything in life from school, relationships and now comedy, got wind of this story from a friend of a friend of a friend who overheard part of the story and just decided to make up the rest. Melissa is a sad, sad case. But if you had a face like Melissa Marie, you would lash out at the world too. She’s even trying to sue her much younger x boyfriend for not paying rent ….two months after he had already moved out! I personally have seen the poster of these lies (Melissa Nalini Marie) passed out on a friends floor in her own vomit and urine with her disgusting unshaved brown cootch hanging out. Wanna talk about loose lips!
99% of the shit Melissa posted isint even true. Just a sad jealous attempt at getting revenge on this poor girl because she told her brother not to date a crazy bitch.
You can come and see Melissa get booed off stage at the Corktown in Hamilton on open mic night. Not even funny enough to get a paid gig.
Nik when are you gonna stop posting cat fight rumors online?
This BS was posted by Krystal Whitlock and Melissa Nalini Marie. I had nothing to do with it.
Krystal had nothing to do with it — prove otherwise or you can be taken to court.
Already gave a printout of my text from Krystal to the Police. I especially like the part that says “I told someone but didn’t know she knew brandi”
Followed by… “No Melissa nalini Marie. She told me she sent u a link to the ad too.”
Good luck bitches!
Jimmy got married
but it didn’t
go to plan
He got lost in the bottle
and thrown in the can
Now he is counting years
She is counting sheep
And you reap what you sow
Sow what you reap
That is NOT a girl -_- lets be honest here.
This is hilarious. I don’t know Jimmy James! We’ve never met in real life and he cobbled together some great dirt from his imagination.
Jimmy James obviously posted this and most of these comments. I have a message from him on fb where he calls this post of Brandie “Hilarious”. Nice guy eh?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah whereee r her tittiiiiiesssssssssssssss~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats some scary shit