THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brandie Bart. She says she’s 27 in her escort ad under the name “Ingrid” but she’s actually like 39. Her vagina is so beat up it looks like a pound of ground beef thats been left out in the sun. Smells like it too. This loving devoted wife and mother turns tricks out of her apartment and sends her husband and baby to the park all day. Or she tries to pawn them off on other women when she thinks she can. She will ask you to bang her old man, and actually ‘set it up’ (good at making appointments) for you to fck him while she’s at home making money. Then when youre in the middle of fcking him she’ll barge in and threaten to k**ll you (as you do). Then in a fit of guilt for being such a fcked up whore she’ll threaten to kick your ass. Act II: Then she’ll make up with you and call you up the next day when she needs a place for her son and husband to go while she hooks at home. Sometimes she’s a “Swedish Country Girl” Sometimes she’s a “Pinup Girl” [removed] All the time she’s a crck whore.
Who downgraded from cke. First she’ll try to recruit you as an escort employee then try to get you to fck her husband:  Works at Shopper’s Drugmart my ass. More like stops in every week to pick up her pennicilin. Just cause you suck cock in the bathroom doesn’t make you an employee.
That ass is one sorry sight.- nik