Bubba The Love Sponge’s Ex Wife Heather Cole

January 21, 2013 Tampa, The Dirty 94

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I submit for your enjoyment Heather Cole (formerly Heather Cole Clem) ex-wife of Bubba The Love Sponge (BTLS) a radio shock-jock from Tampa, FL. As the whole world already knows Heather video taped sexual encounters with Hulk Hogan at the behest of her then husband Bubba. Heather is now on the receiving end of a $100 million lawsuit filed by The Hulkster against Gawker and herself.  Heather likes to refer to herself as the “Queen Bee” or “Miss Hard Damn Conquest” (Hulk would beg to differ). To this day still she walks around Tampa with an enormously gaudy queen bee ring – a piece of cheesy costume jewelry. Can’t have nice stuff when you’re being sued for $100m. Speaking of jewelry & money……Heather hocked every single piece of real jewelry her ex ever gave her (including her engagement ring) & bought herself a used Lexus; not a FL 529 Prepaid College Fund for her daughter’s education but a car. Can you blame her… parenting isn’t quite her thing, as Heather’s parents provide most of the day-today care for her daughter Julia. What does Heather do with her time instead, you guessed it. She works as a “Production Coordinator, Casting & Location Director, Freelance Writer” (without having any prior experience) for a pre-production reality show called “Pinz and Needlez” about a dirtbag tattoo parlor that’s supposed to open in Ybor City (Tampa). She claims to make $2,500 a month from some Canadian Trout who pays her to scout out locations & run his errands (insert own joke here). Glad things are going so well for her. See you at Pilates class Heather; looking forward to your next Bible quote on Twitter.

Since when did reality TV shows hire writers and location scouts? That is not reality.- nik