THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this cake faced chick is Chantelle Breiter. With 6 pounds of makeup, a balding head and some nasty gremlin teeth, she is also probably one of the sluttiest girls in Calgary. Originally from Edmonton, you can find Chantelle on POF as well as other online dating sites, trying to pick up men with money. I had the unfortunate opportunity to meet Chantelle, who seemed to be a sweetheart until I saw how she treated my buddy like an ATM. Sad thing is, after our first encounter, I ended up finding out that 2 more of my buddies knew her from POF and had some awesome stories to tell. Some of her best work includes: crying about her phone bill until some poor sucker wires money to her to pay it, getting men to pay for things like her nails and tattoos and more recently going on a trip to Europe with a married man while her “boyfriend” waited back in Calgary. So men, if you ever come across this little gem, make sure you have enough money to afford her. Maybe pick up the tab at the dentist while you’re at it.
That caution tape is draped in the wrong area.- nik