Christian, Walking Trouble
THE DIRTY ARMY: So I met this guy in ft mac at boston Pizza… He was all over me before he even said hello! After we got drunk we ended up sleeping together and 2 days ltr he tells me he has a gf back home in E town.. Such a fcking jerk move!! Anyways not sure if he does this alot but he lies and fucks anything that walks. I got 2 friends up here that he fcked this past winter!
You slept with the pizza delivery guy…- nik
LOL is all I have to say. Well I could say stuff, but I’m not a asshole so yea I’ll leave it at that
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Maybe u should keep your legs. Closed
Hahaha typical. You fucked someone you just met at Boston pizza. Whatever comes next is your damn fault ho
Hahaha typical. You fucked someone you just met at Boston pizza. Whatever comes next is your own damn fault ho
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The poster is admittedly, a bigger DB than the subject lol
Lol a couple of sloots.. whats your problem.. you and your friends opened your holes without hesitation.. Why do you care now? Play on Playa!
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This guy sleeps around..allot..lol
He prob banged you dumb dumb
Wow !! Hard to believe this my good friend k ow him his son is her cousin and he 18 wow that’s kinda gross!! But what does that say about these girls that just hook up knowing a guy what 5 minutes ! Your just as bad!
Gross I heard he was a crappy lay!!
Maybe you shouldn’t be a coward and hide behind this website. If you did sleep with him and this is true- come clean so innocent people like his gf who is one of my best friends can move on.
lol your GF is pretty stupid considering he’s been with easy over a 1000 girls in Deadmonton over his 41yrs.
Ummm pretty sure that’s what she just did. Was come clean. How is she supposed to contact his girlfriend? You’re an idiot. And this poster is a sloot.
Lol the person who wrote this should be on here too, just as much as him. Sounds easy to me, fucks after 2 days hahaha only sluts do that
His name is Christian, is 41 and been around Deadmonton since the dawn of time with every slut in town. Was part of the so called ‘westside gang’ in the early 90′s also. He is VERY well known in Deadmonton. Bartender at Rum Jungle for years and allegedly a partner at Empire. Super sleaze ball.
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He isn’t an owner in anything..he is just a douche. And yes he sleeps with anything and everything. You should get checked
Ya it’s called a “Silent Partner” but a nobody like yourself wouldn’t know that … Look up the words in the dictionary under “silent” and “partner”
I love all the anonymous comments- pretty hardcore hiding behind your computer. Losers
Yet you comment anonymous… You girls got to stop just giving it away to anyone. Have some class and respect, if you don’t want to get used then date the guy, meet his friends and family if you’re unsure to make sure you’re the only one. Sex should be specail not just thrown around, sex makes you subseptable to so many things pregnancy, feelings on one persons side not the other and so many stds. No I’m not saying be a nun until you’re married, I’m saying hold of until you really know the person wait at least a month if the other person is willing to wait then you at least know there’s more to it then just sex. If you do that it will weed out the losers ( both guys and girls ). No guy will settle down with a girl they easily got in their pants the first couple days especially the first night of meeting them. Same with girls. How can you trust or be with someone who is so easy?
So he slept with a 1000 girls , was part of a gang, bartended , owned a club ,and was very well known – that means popular … Sounds like a awesome guy to us.. Sounds like someone’s out to get him lol
Lmfao no no u just have it all wrong all those traits and qualitys u just listed make him a douche bag loser lol not popular and yes there is te poster is out to get him u moron or he wouldn’t be posted right now Lmfao idiot.
Sounds like baggage to me.
Empire is shut down its encore now and if he is a partner it’s silent! I’d so fuck this guy!!!
If he fucked 2 of your friends, why did you fuck him too?
Dirty 3rds?
You’re more hurtin than him.
He should just stay single!!!!! But than again his Gf proably fucking guys too!!!!! So there relationship is doomed for !!!!!!
Was the ‘Westside Boys’ (correction) and he also helped gang rape a girl in the mid 90′s with his crew at the Ramada Hotel above the old Ezzy’s country bar. Used the date rape drug on her.
Think that was EVER forgotten Christian. Should have gone to jail for that one for years.
Sorry again I meant the “West End Boys” and I think it was after a MC Hammer concert.
Which gang was it? West side gang, west side boys or west end boys? And MC hammer never played in deadmonton in the 90′s maybe…salt n pepper?
LOL 40 year olds posting crap on thedirty. LOL trying to remember to good old 80s, wishing you were the girl in all those Whitesnake videos LOL
Sooo you hook up with a guy you meet in Fort Mac before he even says hello…”Your not sure if he does this alot”.. But you know all of his business deals, what he did in the 90′s LOL! hmm sure. Obviously this poor guy is the victim. Im no psychologist but I think you should probably get some sort of help psycho.
The poster of this piece and the poster of his shit in the 90′s are totally different people. I happen to know the girl very well that he helped gang rape in the mid 90′s.
Get it right buddy
If this “gang rape” happened…why don’t you grow a pair and report to the police instead of the dirty…She was probably some slut who got drunk and gave it up to a few guys and then played the rape card for sympathy… HURTING B*TCH
So many things happen so its hard to explain. Can you ever figure that out .sometimes it comes and goes , other times nothing happens at all
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agree with above!!!! the chick who posted this is obviously stupid crazy!!! like your story is retarded. So glad ive never took home a girl in fort mac
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He is sexy as fuck for 40
You all are dumb dumbs
Christian you look good in that pic bro. Keep up the good work. Don’t let this bug you. People who know you, love you and care for you.
So you love someone that gives the date rape to a girl and rapes her with a bunch of loser Edmonton trash hey? She had nothing to gain by telling us this story back then, was a total good girl, been married years now while Christian has been banging sluts, drugs and doing the same things for years. Who would I trust on this one
I agree as well
so many inconsistencies its amazing what people make up so sad
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Who cares if he fucks lots of girls? He’s obviously not trying to get married. Let the man do his thing. If girls are willing to give up the punani, then more power to him. Just make sure you wrap it homie. Some of these females are nasty, and won’t tell you about their infestations. LoL
Do your thing dawg!
Y’all need to quit hating on this dude. He ain’t hurting nobody.
what set you reppin in chiraq bitch
Just more Edmonton trash…
Wow so what ur all telling me is he’s a rapist, gang member who cheats on his Gf and owns a club and also bartends there…. Hmmm sounds like every hood rat in deadmontons wet dream!! Sexy!!
Haha hes teo-ing
Haters are gonna hate. Lol lighten up bitches .. you have all had one night stands .. every guy .every night tryin to tap ssome ass . This guy does it and he is dirty: : ?
Who is this guy? He’s a babe.
This squid has been on POF for years best part is he says he’s 31 LOL
Dude is SO far from 31 and if the girl believe’s him they are mighty stupid. lol
Gross..dude looks like he is cross eyed with downs
Me and him made love Saturday night, it was soo special . Call me….
Did I mention I’m a man….
Haha just jokin I couldn’t resist soo much BS on here goes to show how easy it is to make shit up.
Still up to the same old stuff, oh Christian.
Clearly you sound like the whore for sleeping with someone that quick lol
Poster shouldn’t go complaint. You’re the sl*t who slept with him deal with it instead of being a whiny b*tch and posting it on this website. Sounds like you’re the skank here.
Oh Christian. You and biage just never change. Lol. Everyone’s a “silent partner” at rum/empire/encore….makes them no money since they all do labour jobs in the day.
All this girls on here are bitching cause this guy slept with then a d did t commit!!! As if they never hooked up with people everyone does it there just mad they where a hook up!! Nothing more , people that know this guy have a different outlook ok ya he may hook up not marred blah blahs leant make him a bad person and I feel bad if his kid ever has to see this cause slots can’t just get over it ad not post crap!!!! who cares we all do it, get over it move on ,
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