THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. Say hello again to the Hulk, aka Escort Jenna Bentley. She’s on tour in NYC with a couple big hooker agencies for the next week, then off South America for a week of hooking with her famous madam/hooker friend Italia Kash, then back to Aspen for a week of making music while on her knees. She’s in the middle of a classic Bait & Switch as she’s using old pictures from 3 years ago when she used to be thin and before all her botched “procedures” and pretending that’s the way she looks now. She recently died her hair back to blonde so she can tap into her old pictures. Problem is Nik, her clients are catching wind. Her advertised rate from just a week ago was $1000/hr (before the agent’s cut), now it’s $800/hr (and they so cleverly call it an “introductary rate”). The top picture is her within the last month. Notice the serious weight on this hulk and the belly. The bottom picture are from 3 years ago, and is the picture she’s using today on the hooker websites. Oh, and she’s bragging about her new music single dropping this week and apparently she’s going to celebrate by giving $800/hr blow jobs. I guess she doesn’t have much faith in her music abilities that she has to keep hooking to pay the rent. My question to you Nik is this, if you were drunk enough to touch this thing after 4 or 5 clients a day, and you paid $800/hr based on the old pictures, then you saw the physical hefty disaster that showed up to your hotel door, would you get mad at the agency or would you do it?
I wonder if you can sue the agency for false advertising?- nik