THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to hook up with this baseball player a few months back. He’s definitely a sweet talker and brags about his money. He’s hooked up with almost half of alpha phi and any other ASU drunk sloot that has 2 legs. He stopped talking to me and word on the street is he knocked up an old promo model. What do you think?
I think she trapped him with her chest.- nik