Coming To America
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this submission is for Sharni of Australia who you scumbags call Clown Under. Sharni, I’m a successful broker from Manhattan, New York. I’m wondering if you have ever been to America or would like to visit? I would love to show you Central Park and maybe have ice cream in Time Square. I live in a beautiful city and I have many connections in the modeling world. I’m thinking maybe you can do a test shoot while you are here. Sorry for communicating through the dirty, but you haven’t responded to me on the social networks probably because you’re busy. My name is under Mad Max so if you could please email me back. Thank you for reading this Sharni.
You sound so desperate bro, even my balls feel sad for you.- nik
Haha sooo desperate and she looks so hurtin to he must be reeeeal hurtin if he wants this dirties cooch and the real shame is if she hadn’t got all those ugly tattoos she wouldnt be to bad.
Sad thing is, the guy is almost decent looking, but the fact that he’s proud to be hanging out with these swollen faced sluts makes him incredibly unattractive.
His face could be interpret ted as filled with regret. Doubt it though.
dude, obviously this is a joke.
I wouldn’t really call yourself successful if you are still a broker in NYC, no matter what your AUM is….join the big leagues brotha
Dude…No woman goes near a guy who REEKS of desperation. EW. I can smell the desperate from here in the West Coast. So sad…
That girl in the pink is disgusting!
I am from Australia living in the US and I know some of these chicks. Firstly they are not hot at all, they have huge noses and look like meth heads on the best days. Secondly there are a way hotter chicks here in the states who don’t like trannies. Thirdly why would you waste your time or money on these idiots. They can’t hold a conversation and when the package is unwrapped it aint that good.
Not sure who is creepier – Mad Max or Clown Under. Might be a great match. But someone is sure to end up in a body bag at some point.
selfpost. pathetic.
Mofo said Ice Cream HAHAHAH
HAHA motherfucker said ice cream
The only modelling this chick will be doing is a porn shoot!
Test shoot for what???
Real or fake, I hope no girl ever falls for something like this. She will more than likely end up drugged and in the sex trafficking industry or dead in a field somewhere. Creepy f*ck!!
HAHAHAHA.. What cant get laid without throwing your money around? Pussy!!!
Tattoo’s = Ruined
I honestly thought I was having a ”bad” day until…..This. Thank you, nik.
“How can i make my ridiculously pumped up lips look even more ridiculous? I know, the cheapest dollar store frosted pink lipstick I can find, yes, that will be perfect!” Does she not have a mirror….or friends?
Why is Clown Under a DC?? I have yet to hear any real news about her. Seriously, every submission about her is always the same; how hot she is, how losers wanna hook up with her, etc. Does anyone have any real dirt on her??
You must be new here… Or maybe you’ve just failed to notice the general lack of standards around here.
I work in the modeling world and let me tell you, there is only one type of modeling that this woman could possible do, and it involves exchanging bodily fluids on camera.
Seriously dude? She’s not a Russian bride for purchase, you’re on the wrong site for that. Why don’t you just cut to the chase and offer her cash for ass. Desperate much?
Wow I can’t get over how those tattoos ruined what could be such a hotty! Oh well her loss she went from a 9 without tatts to a 4 with lol that’s below average just incase she can’t count lol
Neither of these bitches could be a 9, no matter how much surgery they buy. They were just born ugly. It’s unfortunate, but there would be no real 9s without a shit ton of 2s
The one in the pink is bony as fuck. Look at those chicken legs… And her belly is bloated like those poor kids from Africa. She probably has aids.
This girl is beautiful!
Ice Cream? WTF is this, Scarface????
This guy must be a loser. Any guy who has money would never have to belittle him self like this to meet a girl (especially her)….I hope the guy who submitted this post is reading these comments maybe then he’ll realize how desperate he sounds.
One last thing. The other chick in the photo is gross. Whats up with the girls in Australia and their choice in lipstick. I feel like their stuck in the 80′s
Dear Poster,
You suck like a Canadian. Nerd.
Hes harassing/stalking someone, yet he calls us scum bags? riiiiight…
Gross. If he’s this desperate and pathetic while letting us read his pitiful begging, imagine how his personal messages were.
So, just to clarify, he’s attempted to contact her via MULTIPLE social networks but since she’s just “busy” (because CLEARLY that’s the ONLY reason he’s being ignored), he’s now utilizing the dirty to throw in some “modeling offer” .. Assuming he’s going to decide she’s also just “busy” when she doesn’t respond, what’s next? Showing up at her house?? I do understand persistence, but this is just kinda scary when I think about it… I’m embarrassed for him, but at the same time, I want to report this guy to the police because his potential escalation of his fixation on her could make him use more desperate tactics for some “ice cream” with this chick. All the red flags are just a’wavin strong!
Yeah, I’m a psych major… My bad guys.
Hahahaha I thought Aussies that have caught cases couldn’t come to the US? Lol losers u got cased up on being a hoe? stop self posting, and pretending u could even come tour out America and catch a trout. Yawn boring nexxxxxt ….
i smell pimp
“Wow that frosted pink lipstick really flatters your face!” Said no one ever.
Broker = doesn’t really do anything.
She hasn’t responded to you because you’re obviously a desperate clown.
This is the shit that i hate why b a fucking slut..
She is the nastiest chick you will ever meet… She is so mentally fucked up that she has to bring other people down.. She is going to end up in jail eventually or like Amy winehouse!! I knew her for years while she was leading her double life…. She has so many haters why can’t she understand that being nasty and horrible to people won’t get you anywhere and it doesn’t make you any prettier… She is hated by 98% of the gold coast!!!!! Get over yourself!