THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this submission is for Sharni of Australia who you scumbags call Clown Under. Sharni, I’m a successful broker from Manhattan, New York. I’m wondering if you have ever been to America or would like to visit? I would love to show you Central Park and maybe have ice cream in Time Square. I live in a beautiful city and I have many connections in the modeling world. I’m thinking maybe you can do a test shoot while you are here. Sorry for communicating through the dirty, but you haven’t responded to me on the social networks probably because you’re busy. My name is under Mad Max so if you could please email me back. Thank you for reading this Sharni.
You sound so desperate bro, even my balls feel sad for you.- nik