Cortney Strickland
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik Please help put this girl on blast. She is a 24 year old disaster. Hailing from Raleigh, she now resides in Wilmington and sleeps with anyone with a working penis. She goes out multiple times a week and finds the drunkest guy Downtown to take her home. She is known as “doggy style” because no one likes to look at her face and her terrible breasts. She has terrible skin which is pale and patchy. She has no kind of body and resembles an awkward colt who is trying to learn to walk wearing heels. This wouldn’t be such a big deal if the girl didn’t think she was hot shit and trash girls far more attractive than her. She runs around with a chubby little girl who goes by Ari and is a piece of work herself… Getting fcked in the alley behind Liquid Room for free! Cortney is no better she’s slept with 3/4ths of downtown Wilmington. My favorite photo of her is her passed out on her ex boyfriends door stoop. He wouldn’t let her in and she was sloppy drunk so she slept… See the marks on her thighs? drds!!! Take a close look doesn’t she resemble the guy from saw??? Besides looking like that guy from saw she is crazy! CRAZY!!And proud of it! She rants about being rich when in all reality her parents pay her off because they don’t want to be around her. She drives an out dated Volvo but acts like it’s a luxury Benz… In one of her crazy rants she asks to be famous… Lets make that happen!
Hahaha I do see the jigsaw resemblance.. She is quite i attractive. Gross!
She got dat fat ass doe
Covered in cellulite.
She got dat fat ass doe
damn nice ass
wish i culd see that ass yo.
It wasn’t for free…I got a bacon double cheeseburger out of it… Brittany Brooks -xox chubby ari (:
It wasn’t for free… I got a double bacon cheeseburger out of it… Brittany Brooks -xox chubby ari
I saw this girl drunk as hell on New Years eve at some bar going around begging for a kiss at midnight! Nasty.
Damn. I know both them girls! I agree with H, she do be having a booty. Chubby Ari just set shit straight! That’s hood you don’t let shit get to you. Have fun wit it ma. Enjoy the groupies.
Haha! The funny part about this is that the people who made this post for her is her ex bf who and some nasty girl who left Wilmington bc nobody wanted to fuck her anymore. The ex bf was too stupid to write something smart and the fat girl who wrote this was too scared to post it!
Fuck really? That’s funny as hell!
seruously? that’s some finny shit!
Dude I know this girl shes fuckin awesome. Whoever wrote all this is just fucked up and probably jealous
dude i seen this grl at the gym she got a fat ass
fuckkk really? whoever did this shit is fucked up in the head. shes a good time.
Haha this is too funny. A 24 yr old disaster, I mean really? Whoever wrote this is clearly the one who is a disaster and does not know this girl and is obviously jealous. I’ve known this girl for 4 years…When I lived in Wilm. we used to go out all the time, always a good time
Hahahaha locals call call that slam pig the joker.
Dis is just rude yo whoever wrote dis is fuckeddd up n jealouz
Hmm yea I see the resemblence. She got eyes a nose a mouth basically an entire face… Whoever made this is stupid and clearly has no life
Yeah I see the resemblance too. I mean anyone with eyes, mouth, nose resemble.
wtf…she may be a little cray but good body, nice ass and titties.
yea dude what with the shit about hyer body? nice ass & ttits.
Dis is just fucked up. Whoeva wrote dis is obviously jealouz, what did dis girl steal yo boyfriend or sumthin’? jealouz bitches
I know dis girl. She can drink yo i dont kno why someone would do this, she aint never bother nobody
due this girl can drink. shes a fuckin good time thats right.
So whoever wrote this shit must be a fuckin’ retard. This girl doesn’t have a body? SO what is she? just a floating head? I mean really whoever did this needs to grow up.
so what is she? just a floating head? dude tht shit is hillarious. people just need to get a life is what they need to do. stop spreading shit about people. dont kno this girl but xcame across this posting. found it pretty funny.
fucking hilarious. people need to grow up. probably no reason to insult so thats why this person said this abt this girl. fnny shit yall.
“I saw her at the gym.” Someone’s as bold face liar. Mm
Actualy doe I seen her at da gym. She do got dat ass.
id beat
This girl is disgusting and ugly. The joker is a very fitting name.
This girl is disgusting and ugly. The joker is a very fitting name. I’ve seen her out many times and she is even more unattractive in person. I honestly feel sorry for the girl. If you have a nasty body like her you probably shouldn’t pose for naked pics.. Just a tip bitch!!
THis is so funny to me. And people’s comments are even funnier. Looks to me like she has more lovers than haters.
Dude this shit is hilarious. I bet aint none of it true.
i kno right? bitch probably showed all her friends and whoever wrote this about her is goin down. funny when people try to fuck people over and go down in the process.
Hmmm did “bethany” write this?! Seems like it. Its funny how the wording in the “bethany” comments are the same as the wording in the above posting. Give it up girl, and get over it. This girl is way more popular, good lookin and better than you. Haha, crazy bitches.
To the crazy bitch who wrote this about her…fyi you are going about this in the wrong way. Let’s make her famous? You are making her famous…but not in the way you intended. Give it up you’re never gonna be as good as her.
ha i kno, right> looks like this girl has tons of ppl that got her back.
ha damn i love some drama between bitches. i gotta say tho………….this girl aint got shit to worry abt. both her and ari kno what a good time is.
I don’t have shit to do with this stupid drama. Why she (Brittany) decided to attempt to bash me with one famous line is beyond me. I don’t even live in Wilmington, nor does Brittany. Why she proceeds to drag me into drama and herself for that matter, is ridiculous. This girl clearly sits at home and plays with her vagina while she thinks of Cortney and I, going this far just proves it. Her obsession with our life is disturbing. Making up rumors and having Sean Furr send you pictures that HE took of Cortney with his half chub he likes to call an erection, pathetic. Please step forward with any factional information you have on me, better yet please post photos…which you wont find…happy hunting. Rumors don’t stick but facts do. Fact: Brittany wants attention and recognition. And we all fell right Into her trap. But it honestly plays no important role in my life and the people in it. It’s only making our case that much stronger. Case and point, Brittany is a crazy, possessive, narcissistic, drama filled, begging for attention, bitch who can’t seem to keep her 1 lip closed not to mention her legs. You will never be me or Cortney, not that you would even know what to do with the kind of life we lead. Jealousy comes in measures, and yours shot sky high. Give it a rest and move on with the “amazing life” you say you have yet spend all your time on social media sites. Your a dog, lie down. This war is over.
I don’t have anything to do with this drama. Why she (Brittany) decided to attempt to bash me with one famous line is beyond me. I don’t even live in Wilmington, nor does Brittany. Why she proceeds to drag me into drama and herself for that matter, is ridiculous. This girl clearly sits at home and plays with herself while she thinks of Cortney and I, going this far just proves it. Her obsession with our life is disturbing. Making up rumors and having Sean Furr send you pictures that HE took of Cortney with his half chub he likes to call an erection, pathetic. Please step forward with any factional information you have on me, better yet please post photos…which you wont find…happy hunting. Rumors don’t stick but facts do. Fact: Brittany wants attention and recognition. And we all fell right Into her trap. But it honestly plays no important role in my life and the people in it. It’s only making our case that much stronger. Case and point, Brittany is a crazy, possessive, narcissistic, drama filled, begging for attention, bitch who can’t seem to keep her 1 lip closed not to mention her legs. You will never be me or Cortney, not that you would even know what to do with the kind of life we lead. Jealousy comes in measures, and yours shot sky high.
Hahahaha hahahaha bitch just got her ass handed to her in one single comment. Bitchnay go back from wherever the fuck you came from. Nobody wants to see your fat broke ass in this town anymore. Move the fuck on and stop fingering yourself to my pictures. Suck my dick you bitch!
Who does this? Immature, low class, jealous people. You can tell just by the nonsense written that this is the work of a super jealous girl and or ex boyfriend, seeing as how there is no possible way she could take these pictures while having a di*k in her mouth. It takes a really sad individual to go to extreme lengths like the one above. If only the people who had the balls to post on this website, had the balls to post their name so we could put a name to this jealous girl. Or just have the balls to tell this Cortney girl what her issue is. But that would obviously take maturity. My opinion, the guy/girl who posted this is more than likely a nobody dying to be remembered
This bitch is nasty yo! Ive seen her around town and damn guys, avoid at all cost!
Hey Bitchnay at least She has a car. How’s that DUI working out for you? Way to be a jealous whore you cleft lip fat bitch. Come back to Wilmington. We all dare you. You’re a dead bitch walking. And yeah she does go to the gym Brittany, it’s called Golds and Cage Academy. That girl will whoop your ass in a fight any day. Plus didn’t you get your ass drug down market street by the hair by a five ft nothing blonde meatball? Why don’t you start fights with people your size you fat bitch.
Yo! If you really wanna put this girl on blast then those pics need to go on yougotposted.com
Lets see the titties!
Damn straight. I wanna see them titties.
It’s funny how the girl who wrote all this about me didn’t call me fat… Why because you know you’re much bigger than I am. You call me a slut, yet you can’t name but maybe 2 guys I’ve hooked up with one of which is my ex bf and the other one is yours. You’re just a bitter bitch who sealed her fate when you started coming at every girl in Wilmington. Grow up and stop obsessing over everybody else’s lives and get one of your own
Yougotposted.com. Show the tits !
I want to see boobies! Let us be the judge of her tits.
Oh man. So that slut brittany posted all this???? didn’t she get blasted by her ex for having these same pics???? why she leave town again???? at least this girl can stick up fa herself. the other skank leaves town… then trys to become a big deal again??? blasting otha chicks ain’t the way to do it, you trifflin azz hoe. bring it back to tha port city and call these girls out ta they face. we don’t see you doin’ that. you just battlin behind a keyboard you broke ass, cleft lip whore. BTW, i heard yo titties ain’t any better hahahaha.
Of course Brittany wrote this. She is so afraid of being forgotten she is doing whatever she can to make people see her. It’s just a sad attempt to be noticed. Even her own “friends” say since she moved away she is no longer relevant in this town. This bitch is just a piece of shit that won’t flush.
What’s the big deal with being relevant in Wilmington if its not about money?
well duh, what other bitch has no life and plenty of time to make up something so stupid. she needs to stop trying to hard to be relevant. nobody cares who this brittany girl is. if she is that desperate then why dont someone make brittany her own post so she’ll hop off this girls nuts
Now guys lets not give Brittany all the credit. She wrote the paragraph, but unfortunately she didn’t have the audacity to post it. She wrote this for my ex bf Sean Furr, who happens to be on this website himself. I just assume to let them continue to be bitter together. I haven’t lost any sleep over this. So those two can keep kissing my ass.
wait, her ex bf helped post this shit??? didn’t they break up like a year ago?? man get over it. looks like you still care way to much what this girl is doing. move on bro it sounds like she has. fuckin pathetic
Pictures will be up by the end of the week.
Cortney here, if you guys want to see my boobs just ask. I’m not ashamed.
http://thedirty.com/2013/01/drunk-of-the-week-4/#comments
Drunk of the week!! She passed out waiting for her ex boyfriend to come home and he still didn’t let her in!
By the way, I tweeted and Instagrammed that picture. Stop hiding behind your keyboard and own up to the shit you do, you fcking coward.
I don’t know why that fool is lying about not letting me in… he did in fact let me in, and I have the screenshots to prove it. So how about both you, Brittany and Sean, stop lying about everything and give it up already. Y’all have both destroyed any kind of reputation y’all had in this town. Sean nobody likes you, you roided out pillhead. You should probably pay attention to what your new girlfriend is doing. I’d buy the hoe a chastity belt if I were you. And Brittany you’re just a bitter, diseased ridden whore.
I’ve seen Brittany brooks naked. She wears 2 bras. Her titties are saggy and she’s got a belly on her. She should hop on a treadmill and not get off for a solid week. Run bitch, you need to run.
Let me tell you something I know about Miss Cortney Strickland. She was supposed to be dead by the age 17. Guess not many of y’all knew that. Well here she is 6-7 yrs later still livng her life. I have never met such a lively vivacious person and anyone who knows her will agree. Yeah Cort likes to party A LOT, but she’s young. She’s living her life without regret. This girl is a free spirit. She does what she wants regardless of what people think and i admire her for that. She wont come at someone first, but you best believe if someone attacks her or her friends she is relentless. She will retaliate. So heed my warning for the poor soul who posted this: good luck because you just made the worst decision of your life.
I hit it one night after meeting her at The Rox. She was totally shitfaced, almost passed out during the roadhead back to my hotel room. Nasty as fuck
Hahaha if you’re going to lie at least make it believable. A. I don’t hang out at the Rox besides it doesn’t exist anymore(dumbass) and B. I’m not into black people which is all that hangouts out there. Not to mention I wasn’t even living in Wilmington when white people went to the Rox, but good try.
Believable!
I fucked this bitch in the ass after the club one night because I couldn’t stand to look at her ugly face. I couldn’t even cum because her hairy, dimpled ass was just staring me in the face. Nightmares about that night all the time.
I love how many people are making up lies about this girl. Clearly none of y’all actually know her. It’s funny the rumors that people from Wilmington try to start about other people. And truthfully, I’m sure that most of the comments on here were made by Sean or Brittany Brooks. When are you two every just going to go away. Cort doesn’t talk to either one of y’all so why are you still making comments about her months later? Get over it.
Bro did you like the tattoo she has on her lower back? Tramp Stamp!!!
You are a crazy bitch cortney. Your ugly and obsessive over your ex. Didnt you post him on here first? Yeah I think so. Grow up whore. You’re disgusting.
Why does this comment sound like it came from Corts ex? Oh probably because it did. You’re calling her obsessive, but yet you’re over here commenting on the post you made for her. And why are you telling her to “grow up”? You’re the 21 yr old man child who knocked up some slut and are now trying to play house with the skank. Why don’t you and Brittany Brooks just kill yourselves now. Y’all are never going to be anything great. You live a mediocre life and you have no friends. Nobody likes either one of y’all. And it looks to me that Cort has tons of people that got her back. Nobody has said anything good about you on your post. So you should probably shut up now.
Hmm hasn’t this fat bitch made 3 pages on Sean on this site?? Yeahhh who’s obsessive?
Cortney.. Look girl, you are ugly as fuck, you have a horrible body, you’re obviously crazy as hell and if you were over Sean you wouldn’t have made a post about him on here in the first place. Which that date was nov 20,2012.. Way before this one was made of you.
You give the rest of girls out there a bad name, if you have issues with the boy, just call him up or shoot him a text and tell him you wanna talk about it like all the rest of normal people do. I find it quite amusing you are trying so hard to make it seem like he is a bad person and so in love with you when it’s clear it’s the opposite.
Isn’t he the one dating someone now, aren’t they living together? I’m pretty sure you don’t cross his mind at all except as a huge mistake.
I’m sick of stupid girls acting retarded because they got dumped. MOVE ON! Y’all dated and broke up.. Life goes on. I’m sure there is someone out there that will put up with your disgusting face, body and personality.
And next time you might wanna avoid having naked pics of yourself.. You look ridiculous.
Go lose a ton of weight, get some plastic surgery for your face, and get on medication for being a complete psychopath and I’m sure you will be fine.
Sean we all know you wrote that comment. Why? Because it’s grammatically incorrect. Why are you calling her obsessive when you’re on here making comments about her? Get over yourself. Go flex your fat arms in the mirror or something. That’s about all you know how to do.
This bitch has a pic of her blowing some guy. Real classy if you ask me. By the comments she sounds cra cra and if she did post a page on your ex then you probably deserve this
Now everyone certainly knows that’s a bold face lie. Cortney has NEVER gone to The Rox or even been down that way, idiot. And I can guarantee if she would have met you there in this other reality you have, she wouldn’t have given you the time of day. Lets be serious here, no one knows shit. And Cortney wouldn’t give a fuckin loser from The Rox road head!? Like where do people get this shit from hahahahhaahaha. It’s fucking hilarious the stories that come out of people’s mouth.
For every mean comment about this girl there’s 10 nice ones. More people love her than those few that hate her. Oh jealousy at its finest.
True. I don’t know Cortney, but she should sue the shit out of whoever posted this stuff about her.
Hahah ugly ass bitch. Sean what the fuck were you thinking?! She’s hideous. At least you smartened up and got a hot bitch this time.
Hot bitch. Her wrinkly ass needs some laser work. You know the surgeon, just to back for touch ups whore. I know your ex husband. He deserved so much more than you. Maxim? You were a high pitch voice that bitched about everything. He’s better off without you. Remember where you’ve marked, Allie, your hometown doesn’t miss you
Let’s clarify something. The first post Cort made about Sean was because 1. He deserved it and 2. She was pissed at him. However, he threatened to post pics of Cort online and how he was going to put her on the dirty (i’ve seen the texts). So him getting put on here 2 more times is just payback for what Sean did. But at least Cort has the balls to say she did it. Because Sean tries to deny it, but in reality he got Brittany Brooks (some girl that hates Cort, but yet they never even talked in person) to write that horrible paragraph. She sent it back to him for him to post it because she said she wouldn’t post it. So it was a team effort but in the end Sean did in fact post her on here.
And She doesn’t need to do things to make him look bad. Give it long enough and he doesn’t himself. Hey Sean didn’t you get fired from 2 bars because you suck? And I wish you would stop saying you used Cortney. You didn’t use her. If you “used” then why did you follow her around for a year and buy her expensive ass jewelry that we know you can’t afford? Oh that’s right because you really did love her.
And by the way I heard the only reason why him and his gf are living together is because the gf just got a divorce and immediately jumped into a relationship with Sean because she was still living with husband and had no place to live.
By the way Sean, didn’t your roommate just call you out last week about not having any friends? The only person you hangout with if your gf who’s apparently just using you for a place to live.
I love this girl. The person(s) who made this about her are jealous and stupid. Brittany Brooks and Sean Furr need to grow up and move on. We all know you’re the ones making up lies about her. If you don’t care about her then why go to the trouble to talk shit and make up lies?
Why are people so mean. I highly doubt this girl did anything to deserve this.
This is funny because I personally think Cortney was by far the prettiest gf you had. The only thing the most recent one has going for her are fake tits. And by the picture Sean posted, Cortney doesn’t need a boob job.
Sites like this are awful. But let’s be honest, we all know Sean deserved to be posted on here. I don’t hangout with him anymore. He is the most arrogant self absorbed person I’ve ever met. Kudos to this girl for putting him on here. And shame on him for doing it to her
Cortney is ugly as fuck. And fat. And psychotic.
Cortney please stop pretending to be other people writing these posts talking yourself up, it’s really pitiful.
Why do I need to pretend to be someone else to leave comments? Every comment I’ve left, I’ve put my name with it. I have friends who defend me. So whoever you are stop blaming me for shit I’m not doing. Get a life!
P.s. over half these comments are grammatically incorrect, therefore you know they did not come from me.
Cortney you are a HUGE waste of space, no pun intended;)
Stop worrying about your ex and his new gf. For someone who doesn’t want anything to so with him you sure do spend a lot of time trying to find out things about his current life with his girl.
Everyone can see right through all your bullshit and see that you are one crazy ass bitch. And to top it all off.. You are ugly..inside and out.
Here’s a fact for you… NO ONE CARES that he said he loved you last July.. Like seriously?! You really wasted your time and energy trying to prove that? You have screenshots of that conversation still? And he is the one not over you???
Get real you filthy cunt.
If she’s a waste of space then why are you even bothering to make comments. Seems like you care a little too much about this girl
Cortney is a jealous bitch. Stop being bitter bc Sean’s new gf is smokin hot. And fake tits are just a bonus to that girl.
Sean’s new girlfriend is not hot. If you think so, look at that bitch up close!!!! Yikes!!!
Lmao at the 2nd pic.. She looks like she has Down syndrome. No wonder she is so bitter!
Ugly cunt! We all know you are posting all these comments. Your “friends” pahaha.. Hello schizophrenia.
Dummbass, if you were smart or at least passed psychology 101, you would know that schizophrenia is NOT the same as multiple personality disorder. If you’re going to insult her at least be correct about it. You’re making yourself sound stupid.
If Sean wouldn’t do stuff to get back at Cortney then Cortney wouldn’t do stuff to get back at Sean. There both wrong by posting each other on here. They should just leave each other alone. But if I was the new girlfriend then I’d be pissed he still had pics if his ex. Spank bank???? I think it’s funny that a year later these two are still going at it. Can’t seem to really let each other go…
People can hide behind a computer screen sayin all these mean things i dare any of you to man up and say it to her face be real and say this shit to her in person or text her if u dont have her number then u prolly don’t know her well enough to even say these things
Spank bank? Ugh gross.. If anyone could get off on those pics then they must be retarded. She looks terrible!! My guess is blackmail pics.. Clearly.
Maybe some of these comments are true. I do still love Sean and I am just upset that he broke up with me. I cannot seem to get over him. That’s why I posted him on here first, because I was jealous that he is dating someone else.
It’s been almost a year and I can’t seem to move on even though its clear that he has. I’m just still hurt over how things ended between us. And I deserve this post since I was the one who started this in the beginning. I am such a pathetic person. And most of what was said on this posting is true.
Ahhhhahahahhaha! This is flattering that you’re pretending to be me. You say I have no life, yet you’re trying to imitate me. I’m so glad you dumb bitches are taking time out of your day to look at my page and to make comments. Anybody who knows me, knows I didn’t write that. Why? Because you misspelled words, and it’s grammatically incorrect. Luckily, I’m educated enough to not have to work at Targe. How desperate are you guys? Not to mention, I have a much better vocabulary than that. Go hop on a dick you jealous whores.
Allie, are you mad he can’t afford to buy you a David Yurman? Do you even know who David Yurman is? You probably should have kept your Walmart wedding ring. It’s the only piece of jewelry you’ve probably ever had.
Bitch, learn to use commas and apostrophes if you’re going to pretend to be me!
Now we know Cort did NOT write that! If you know her then you know she’s a grammar nazi. This is full of mistakes. Plus her vocab is better than that. Those are basic words used by basic bitches.
Wouldn’t be surprised if Sean’s ex wrote this. Didn’t someone say she had two degrees already? Sweetheart a diploma in facials and a diploma in manicures doesn’t make an education. And it certainly didn’t teach you how to write in proper English.
How any of you (Sean) and probably his gf are getting off on calling cortney fat is beyond me. That girl is not fat. She’s got a great body, and if she was so “fat” why was Sean so crazy over her. Cortney is an awesome person. She’s intelligent, funny, and a fun person to be around. Sean’s just a boy with some fake muscles and a layer of fat over it that should barely be seen and not heard. Get off her nuts and go find someone else to hate on bc you can’t stand yourself.
Allie that’s a sweet refund gap you got between ur tits. Id ask for my money back.
Maybe Sean’s new gf should have gotten her ass done too so shed look proportional bitch you just look like tits on a stick -one step away from toppling forward
Wasn’t Sean girlfriend dry fuckin some dude in the club while he watched???? Gotta get ur dick hard somehow!!
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Cortney what did I tell you about getting on here posting comments?! Just stop already!
Bitch, I’m not writing those comments, you dumbfuck! Get a life, and get off my dirty page. Don’t tell me I’m “obsessive” when every time a new comment gets posted, you’re the first to comment back. I’m so glad you check my page more than I do, you psycho. And stop pretending to be me! Learn to write in proper English before you attempt to write a comment in my name. And I did not write those comments, but I know who did. They’re called my FRIENDS. Clearly something you dont have. So shut the fuck up you dirty, disgusting piece of shit. Grow some balls, and write your actual name! Stop trying to act hard behind a fucking computer screen. If you have such a problem with me then call me. If you don’t have my number then you don’t know me well enough to have a problem. You could always get it from Sean even though he claimed to delete it. Your pathetic comments are not humorous. They’re only going to get you in trouble. My advice to you, go put the dick you’ve been choking on back in your mouth and keep quiet. You should be more concerned with yourself and not what I am doing. Keep making shit up. See how far that’s gets you. I already know who you are. There is no need for you to hide behind fake names and anonymous comments. Good to know that you’ve been thinking about me so much lately. Get your own life and stop trying to live vicariously through mine.
Haha if cortney only knew that the people leaving these comments so-called “friends”. This is hilarious, she’s still making comments pretending to be other people that support her.. You aren’t fooling anyone you dumb cunt. I’m actually embarrassed for you and the fact that I know you.
I’m embarrassed for you that you think “dumb cunt” is an acceptable insult to call someone. Get creative simple bitch.
It’s sad that the only mean comments are coming from the same two girls. You keep saying the word cunt. Jesus, can you at least try to be a little bit creative? Hello my name is Cortney! Substitute that with Cuntney! My god, you two are the dumbest whores.
And to the girl above, I doubt you know me. By all means, call me and tell me to my face how you really feel. Got my number? Probably not. So therefore you don’t know me.
Remember bitches, we know these comments are coming from the same two whores. You can’t change your writing style no matter how hard you try.
I get why you had to jump so fast into Sean’s apartment. Kinda hard to date and dry hump other guys for his enjoyment when you live with your ex husband. That had to be awkward.
And by the way, Allison and Madeline… If we’re calling out disorders… Maybe we should address you, Madeline. Did you mom drink too much when she had you?? You look like a fetal alcohol syndrome baby. Lets be realistic. You guys are stuck in a rut trying to become relevant again. You’re about as relevant as the shit I took this morning. Flushed, back in the gutter and I’m thankful that its gone.