Cradle Robbin’
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, to anyone who doesn’t know, this freshly 19 wannabe model’s name is Brooke Taylor. You can find her facebook page full of her “modeling” pictures, but that’s not even the worst thing you’ll see. Aside from her horse-ish face and stick figure like body, you’ll see that she has many pictures with a older gentlemen who you might think is her father. WELLLLLLL, it’s not. That happens to be her 43 year old boyfriend Chris Bergemann. And she is helping raise his 6 year old daughter. Now, I know if you really “love” someone than age shouldn’t be an issue, but REALLY?! Having a 19 year old raise a 6 year old doesn’t sound like a bad idea? Besides the fact that said 19 year old is spoiled with super nice vacations, nice car, nice clothes (sound kinda escort-ish?) and would make a horrible mother due to a lack of maturity and still being about 4-5 years from being a fully developed adult. And don’t even get me started on the facebook posts. Every picture, every post she puts up with the two of them in it is almost enough to make me gag. Please, please can someone give this girl a wake up call?? Or at least convince the cradle robber that having such a young ass girlfriend might cause some issues in his daughter.
There is nothing you can do, Chris likes it tight.- nik
She’s either got absent parents or Courtney Stodden type parents to get away with dating someone that is so much older. Don’t be your own person and make your own way through life. Just find an older dude with money and keep your legs open and mouth shut.
Umm…that’s creepy as fuck
I’m broke. If someone wants to be my sugar daddy, hit me up. Without any money, I don’t have any morals left anyway.
Can I be your Sugar Daddy???? wink wink
(.)(.), I feel sorry for you — times of crisis & difficulties are when morals are needed the most.
False. In times of crisis, money is what you need the most.
Lol
I used to date her. Nice girl but she’s anything but “tight”. Not saying she’s slutty b c she’s not, but her p**** is like throwing a hotdog down a highway. Not a hallway but a highway. Lol
Maybe you were just too small.
Big enough to make u squeal like the PIG u are!
she’s cute….good for him
As if she isn’t with him for obvious reasons. He’s taking her on vacation at least every couple of months, shopping sprees every couple of weeks. It’s beyond ridiculous that she claims she loves him, she just loves his wallet.
Is someone bitter? Ya that’s a pretty serious age difference, but if they are happy, who gives a fuck? And her parents? If I read that correctly she is 19, which is a young adult, but an adult all the same.
Dude, this guy and Nintendoll were dating for AWHILE. not to long ago. I Think they were even engaged.
You seem to be onsessed with Nintendoll, Jon..
When I was 18 my then boyfriend, now husband since 2004, was 52. We have been together since 1998.
You’re husband is a disgusting pedo. Its obvious u both have serious issues. What did your parents think of you being someone older than them?
Then there’s the fact that he’ll die while you’re still a young women and would be way too old to even play with his kids.
What do a 52 and 18 year old even have in common? Does he share stories from the 50′s with you?
The more I think of it, the two of you seem really, really sad. Its obvious someone messed you up when ypy were a kid and he’s just a sad, sick and immature old pedo.
Please don’t act as if your disgusting, twisted arrangement is normal or healthy.
So he was born in 40′s and you were born in 1980? Hahahahaha
And you think that’s OK? Hahahahaha
No man in his 50′s should be able to even have a conversation with an 18 year old, let alone fall ‘in love’. At 18, you have absolutely no life experience and he likely had grandchildren.
What did you two talk about? How did you even meet?
Its extremely clear both of you a severely troubled.
So…. ur married to a 70 year old man? LOL Ur like 30? Wow. Good for u girl! LOLOLOLOLOL
Know what? Good for you. If everythings all legal, who cares!
Whooooooooooooooooooo caressssss how old her bf is???? It’s her life, her decision. I love how everyone has jumped on this big gay band wagon but if I happen to be attracted to someone older then something is wrong with me??? If you people were in happy, secure relationships then you wouldn’t be spewing out all this hate and negativity! I applaud this girl for not trying to hide who she’s in love with. You go girl, with your little 19 year old vagina
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LOL
1) That old fck of yours probably has money (big reason)
2) You were touched by your Gpa and liked them old nasty men ever since.
3) You are just a fckn weirdo, and your husband……. HAHAHAHAH
LOL
1. That fkn weirdo husband obviously has money.
2. You were touched by your gpa and like them old wrinkly pedos.
3. You’re just a fkn weird ass person, and your “husband” is just a creep.
I have those sweatpants
Lol Ew first of all dude Looks way older then 43.. Try 53. Second this is wrong on so many levels…..
Nothing wrong about it, ya prude!
He’s not bad looking! Get it girl. I would too
He looks disgusting. You’ve got some really low standards.
Jealous. A man with money would prob never look at you “me”
Ur comment doesn’t even make sense.
So you’re a broke bitch who needs an ugly old man to take care of her?
What doesn’t make sense about it? Men with money typically go for good looking women bc they can. Your resentment towards this cute girl in the pic obviously stems from not being able to attain a man of success and power. Aka you get the losers. Make sense now, ya idiot?
Nope
I have a bachelor’s degree from uf and have a decent paying job, just waiting to move up the corporate ladder.
In the meantime, my rich, old boyfriend (who I happen to be madly in love with) is taking my young, hot ass all over the world.
I win.
I’ve got two doctorates in biochemistry and own a designer yacht company.
I just bang old rich women for free stuff.
See how dumb that sounds?
You sound pathetic. And broke.
A bachelor’s ain’t shit. Step your game up.
To the idiot above you:
I’m a dude, you moron. I’m not rich but I own my own business and have never had one uneducated, broke or ugly girlfriend.
The smartest, most beautiful women don’t need handouts from old men.
They want to earn things for themselves.
I don’t resent the girl one bit. Good for her. I was just saying whoever needs that situation is clearly broke.
She’s only 19 so its understandable. What’s your excuse?
“Anonymous January 31, 2013 at 11:22 AM
What doesn’t make sense about it? Men with money typically go for good looking women bc they can. Your resentment towards this cute girl in the pic obviously stems from not being able to attain a man of success and power. Aka you get the losers. Make sense now, ya idiot?”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
You’re so stupid. You have no idea who I am or what I look like. Or who I’m with.
I bet you’re a super model and you married an old banking CEO? LOLOLOLOL
Why can’t you understand that beautiful women with their own money don’t need to be with an old man?
Believe it or not, but a woman can do more than just open her legs.
Did you know there’s plenty of younger guys with money, too?
I’m not even a little resentful of that girl. She’s doing what she needs to. She’s just a baby anyway. All I said was the dude was gross. Cause he is. He looks like some kind of spray tanned grandpa.
You seem really, really dumb. And broke. I feel sorry for you.
Aww maybe I’ll ponder that on my plane trip to Aspen next month (:
Clearly this lil sloooot and the permafried orange douche were the first two responses. You two have some serious issues. I bet mommy and daddy don’t approve of a man who’s probably older then them, banging their barely mature girl. Obviously you had a fkd up upbringing.
OH and orange man, who clearly has a small dick but tries to make up for it with your trophy cradle rob and money. SMH people like you need to all just disintegrate in your tanning beds. OOOOMMMPA LOOOOOMPA DOO PA DEE DOOOO.
She’s cute…
She’s ugly
That guy looks really, really old for 43, more like someone in their mid to late 50′s. Even my husband, who is 44 and gray around the temples looks much younger than this old geezer. He looks like her grandfather, ewwww!
Posted by the jealous ex.
Yeah this girl came on to me, but I told her I was to good for her. Plus I heard she wasn’t tight…
Perhaps you have a small penis ?
Hey, I know plenty of large age gap relationships that have stood the test of time. Even if this doesn’t last forever, she is being taken care of…as long as both parties are over 18, (or way over) I don’t care who they choose to love or be loved by.
LOL Plenty of unhealthy relationships last a long time. Just takes two fucked up people to make it work.
Plenty of shitty things last a long time.
Herpes last a lifetime. Is that great, too?
Chris is a true American hero
Holy Crap, i looked at this guys friends list on FB and he has a TON of teenage looking girls fresh out of high school as his “friends”. What a Pedo.
Props to Chris. Living the dream!
you Portland folk make no sense. It’s okay for a dude to stick his thing in another dudes booty….that’s all fine and dandy. Go parade for that right. But a guy can’t bang an “of age” girl because of age disparity ? who cares if you think its weird. I bet your relationship has some skeletons too. The only thing worse than judging is hypocritical judgment
This doesn’t even make sense.
You’re calling people hypocritical for judging them(an assumption), yet clearly you are implying that you have a negative opinion of homosexuals?
Pot meet kettle.
The implied negativity you detected was unintended and false
Fallon Hawk (Ninetendo Doll) is way hotter than this bean pole!! lol
MONEY CAN ONLY IMPRESS A BROKE BITCH.
Exactly.
You nailed it.
Women with money don’t need a wealthy old man.
Chris is a sick man. Fucking pedophile. So what if it’s legal? It’s disgusting. She just graduated high school and she’s closer to his DAUGHTER’S age rather than her own BOYFRIEND’S age? There is something wrong with that. This is something I like to call prostitution. She is giving sex to an older man for his money and all the fancy things she gets out of it. I feel extremely bad for his daughter. She’s going to grow up around this nonsense. I hope Brooke or Chris will soon come to their senses.
This is hilarious. He’s 44 by the way not 43 and his daughter is 7 not 6. Get it right. I have a nice car and nice clothes cause I worked my ass off when I was in school and I still do. Yes he has bought me nice things but almost all of my stuff and my new car I paid for! Ive always been able to go on nice vacations cause my family can afford it. And you’re right most 19 year olds could never raise a child but it’s all about maturity and if you actually knew me you wouldn’t be posting this. This relationship has nothing to do with sex and money. But you can think whatever you would like!
I love my man(:
lol gag me. You’ve worked at multiple tanning salons sorry but being honest here that is not “working your ass off”. Sorry, but no one here is stupid enough to believe you’ve even paid for HALF of your nice things working your minimum wage job. Nice try.
If a Woman is using a guy for his money and power, Do you think she is actually going to admit to the world that she is?? No, How do we all know that you are not lying Brooke
Didn’t he do this with Fallon Hawk? She worked at Tanning Salon’s, drives a nice BMW and raised his daughter. Hmmmm, he owns Horse Power Freaks aka specializes in BMW… HAS MONEY… Likes Fake girls ( don’t know how you got mixed in) You have a lot to live up to with what his ex looks like. Fallon looks amazing and like a straight Barbie. Goodluck with filling those shoes!
HAHA Brooke, I apologize but you are the biggest fkn lying slooot. It’s clearly for money. He had a catch in Fallon, but she probably wised up and realized just what a douche she really was dating (after getting his money too haha) .
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He knows its easy for a 19 year old tanning salon slooot, to “fall” for a older man with money. He’s just gonna ride it and then say peace ya lil tramp. I say, the day before you turn 21 he dips. I mean fck, you can go to clubs with him…. he doesn’t wanna bring his daughter to a club, btch you’re a at home baby sitter. Get over yourself .
I don’t know this girl or her ‘boyfriend’ personally but all i can say is his ex gf (Fallon) shits on this girl, looks wise. What an extreme downgrade for this old guy.
Good for you, Brooke! You’re right – the entertainment value here is all the losers who have nothing better to do than post inane (at best) comments about something they know zero about.
Sounds to me like most are jealous of either you, or your man, or both lol!
These people really need to get a life – forget about them; you clearly are so far past them at 19; they’ll probably never accomplish what you already have. Great job, babe!
anytime that the guy is old enough to be her father its wrong. end of story
Props to him, i hope i can be fucking some hot 19 year old ass at his age.
She is way prettier than Fallon
I’m sorry but you’re not serious are you? Fallon hawk shits on this girl.
no Fallon is fake as they come. She might look pretty and be “hott” but she is FAKE RUDE AND NASTY.
Chris is killing it! However, don’t get it twisted about “hotter” than Fallon. Props to Chris for banging out teenagers, but let’s keep it real. Fallon is fucking hot hot hot. Brooke is young, trim, fit one might say. But, she’s not Fallon.
This brooke girl is way better looking in my opinion. I know fallon personally and that girl is beyond fake. at her age she should’nt be getting all the plastic surgery done that she does. having your boobs done twice a nose job, botox and weekly lip injections is a little much. im sure shes had more but thats what i know of. go brooke for being gorgeous and natutral!
Thank you! Fallon may be hotter now..,, with tons of make up and eating like a bird but her in 20 years she will be nasty. Her nose and personality suck… looks can only get u so far.
Thank god some people can see through fallons plastic surgery. She needs to stop.
I’m pretty sure that guy was on intervention, I remember seeing an episode a few years ago. Pretty sure his wife (or girlfriend) was about 18 or 19 then too.. she had a drinking problem. I’m guessing thats the mother of his kid.
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I would have a drinking problem too if I had such a sad life that I was banging some old guy out of desperation and then got saddled with his kid though I didn’t love him or myself. F that. This is such a sad world. What if this girl gets pregnant? I hope she’s happy and can at least find solace in the fact this old man has money. And that her life isn’t completely over.
YES, he was!!
So everyone cares what she’s doing why? Yes it’s disgusting but let them learn their own mistakes. No one is perfect !
You guys are calling this 19 year old a hoe when Fallon Hawk got with him when she was 20. You all seem to be forgetting that.
Sorry but their relationship is gross and wrong. That’s too much of an age gap. She’s 19 and looks like she’s still in high school, and he looks like a wannabe 20 year old with his nasty hair and fake tan. Act your fuckin age people!
Fallon is way hotter, hands down. But maybe her “gimme gimme” attitude and fake ass personality got old to him and he wanted someone that would appreciate his old dick.
Fallon likes them older…haha the wrinkler the skin and dick the better… I guess the money makes up for it.
It’s a little sad. As creepy as it is, I hope it works out. Otherwise she wasted the innocent & best years of her life prostituting herself to some old guy who wanted to feel cool and young for a minute and knew he wasn’t “serious” about “her” and was only thinking about his own ego, dick, image, and maybe wanting to come off as a hero to some broke young girl with no money. I think that’s disrespectful. To treat a young lost girl like an object to fulfill your own emptiness that your own poor choices caused. It’s just kind of sad and wrong. I hope someday people can look in the mirror “honestly” and have some respect for themselves and others.
He’s 44?? Hahah and she’s 19? Lol omg why is this so funny too me? I dated her ex..he said she was a huge bitch. Girl here is some advice, if you’re going to have such an embarrassing relationship and reputation..you should at least be nice to people. Being a snobby girl will only add to your horrid rep. Just sayin.
This is the second time miss Brooke has gone after Fallon’s ex’s. and for your information miss little Brooke has plastic surgery as well now because of his money!!! I don’t think Fallon posted this I think someone’s girlfriend at hpf did to be a duck up to Fallon!
Looks like his business just went belly up.. he’s about to be single as well I’m sure.
Idk how a Man Could go from FALLON to a WANNA BE FALLON! blaah Just Gross!