Dallas’s Biggest Hypocrite



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jordyn aka “Wonderland”. She is the biggest hypocrite I know. She is always bitching about others on facebook but then turns around and posts about how tired she is of seeing all the rave kids post about each other and how immature they are and how mature she is… If you feel the need to constantly complain about ravers, the scene, any drama pertaining to it and how mature you are compared to them then you, my friend, have a very damaged ego. Just like how a skinny girl will have all these fat friends to make herself feel better. If you are going to have such huge problems with it then DON’T DATE SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN THE INDUSTRY. I get constant invites to her boyfriend’s afterhours club and she talks about how she gets to hang out with all these big name DJs but then in the morning tries to call out the whole scene for being immature and drug addicts. But, you’re the one pushing people to the venue. If you don’t believe in that lifestyle then you shouldn’t be hanging around those people and you should be telling people NOT to go to the venue. She also brags about getting off work, going to a pre-party, being up all night at his club and then working in the morning like she’s some kind of mega human. Then she posts right after how immature all the ravers are, but she seems to have no problem hanging out with them. She has HUGE commitment problems and blows everything way out of proportion. It seems every time she moves out she gets into some kind of massive drama and moves back in with her parents because she can’t handle it. She’s been back to beauty school countless times and never finished. She can’t even commit to a tattoo! Most of her tattoos are outlines! I get it, I like tattoos too and you have more than me but atleast mine are FINISHED!! If she doesn get a tattoo finished she begs people over facebook to do it or refer her to a cheap artist. I’d rather have a pretty piece of art on my body than a shit ton of a 5 year old’s sharpie scribbles. In all, she’s a sorry excuse for a human and tries to brag about all her success when they are all half assed and never finished. She’s nothing special to Eternal either. That’s her boyfriend’s work and success (Eternal isn\’t even that great but he sure can fill a venue). She just likes to ride the gravy train like she owns it.
That tat fails to cover-up anything, what a mistake.- nik












She gets to hangout w/ big names?! Who?! DJ Yosh? Sno White?! LMAO!!! That’s a complete joke. Hanging out with local DJ’s doesn’t make you cooler nor, important. Her bf sucks at DJin’ can’t transition a song good at all and him and his Where’s Waldo lazy eyed friend can’t make a beat worth their life. Craig is metro sexual and 9 times out of 10 she’s just with him for the popularity. Trust me, the girl isn’t sober like she’s trying to portray. She use to be a little pudgy and she’s dropping that weight. Coke, maybe? Just because you’re dating a local DJ doesn’t make you better than no one! Definitely when he sucks at DJin’. Become a gf to Afrojack, Rusko and, etc and then start bragging. She has a huge awaken coming her way soon.
Ha this is priceless
About 99% of this is false facfs.
Love it <3
Obviously someone cares enough about me to talk down and not have any of their facts straight.
Calling me immature but yet they went out of their way to put me on the dirty :p smooth move.
Ive lived away from home for 3 yrs not once moved home. And i dont hate the scene just SOME of the people in it just lile everyone else. 90% of the ravers complain about it mlre tjan me..And i have legitamit art work done and no its not all finished cause i have bills to pay that i pay for with my career of cosmetology.. ive been to school twice only cause i got sick and i did finish obviouslt cause thats the job i have to go work after my bfs club. I never once bragged about eternal being ming i post promos to support him and i go spscifically cause he wants me there not cause i want to be there..
I feel like if youre goong to talk like this you should know what youre talkong about at least
You spelled legitimate wrong along with 7 other words that’s very simple to spell.
*that are
You can use both. So don’t come on here trying to knit pick. At least the dude can spell.
She’s always thought she was hot shit. I swear she loves to be center of attention and when she isn’t, she gets bitchy. And she thinks she runs eternal… Just like she thought she ran insomnia. Bitch you don’t run shit. And post about this on Facebook all you want. Being on the dirty isn’t something to brag about. You have no class.
Ummmm well for started if anyone knew anything good or bad about Jordan it would be me I was her roommate and we went to school together, where she did finish and is now worked at a salon. she is still in the scene bc of her bf but she doesn’t do all the “Raver” shit and kids running around a club rolling balls saying the same shit over and over again gets on her nerves that’s why she post shit 2nd she hasn’t lived with her parents April of 2011 and only lived with them from a short time from 2010 to 2011 yea Jordan may talk a lot of shit but everything that comes out of her mouth is the truth if you don’t like what she has to say then don’t talk to her. 3rd the pic of the unfinished tattoo on her side was the night she got it and a tattoo that big you have to work on it more then once for it to be finished
Obviously you are jealous and stalk her fb if you would take the time out to write this bologna. This girl has style and she is raw. Too many shady ass motherfuckers in Dallas like YOU. She doesn’t judge people for doing drugs she like very one else in the scene that is drug free. We are SICK of all the fucking whining you idiots do because of using/selling drugs. You are the ones with all the drama and honestly I doubt your pussy ass would even say this shit to her face. Grow up and quit hating on people that got their shit together.
This is funny considering not none of its true..
i was there when she finished school.
And about the tattoos not all of us for one have the pain tolerance to get a whole fuckon side piece done in one day and for 2 she has bills and shit to pay for that come BEFORE finishing her tattoo.. a mature person would know that … since shes moved out this last tome shes handled her own apartment and shes not moving bk with her parents… quit being a fucking jealous ass bitch cause your one of the stupid raver bitches shes talkin about<3
I dont see jordan much but i know half the shit up there is NOT true because i actually know her and u just made urself look really dumb cause everyone that does know her knows none of thats true!!!
Love you puzzle Piece<3
OMG AMEN!!!!! This girl never stops bitching
Haters going tohate!!! Were both on here now lol.
Who cares what these people have to say. Your ink is sexy i love your boyfriend and if the people cant stand the invited block us! The fact that you pay your bills and do your own thing makes people jealous. Sorry bout the stupid club rats that cant hang. I love you to the moon and back and hey ill come by your apartment that you pay for later not your parents since you dont live there lol
Jordan ur awesome and sexy with all ur tattoo’s.!!
I’m not involved in anything as far as the club scene but Jordyn has been my bf since 7th grade and she’s been the same person since day one! Get your shit straight. All you did was repeat yourself and make incomplete truths about someone you probably don’t even know! At least you look good in the pics they picked boo
Love you!
2002toforever!!
If she has a career in cosmetology then I’m a rocket scientist. She looks like she needs a bath or two or twelve.
P.S. I should look into tattoo removal stock trading. Shit is going to explode within the next decade thanks to idiots like this.
I don’t care what anyone says, she is nasty as hell! Bitch ain’t even skinny enough to call people out. Sure you got a drug free tat, but that makes you an even bigger loser for hanging out in clubs where there are drugs EVERYWHERE. Biggest club rat of them all- you won’t find her anywhere else! SHE is the biggest hater of us all- have you seen her fb posts?? That’s all she does is hate on people. Karmas a bitch, bitch!
SHINYY LUNCHBOX.!!
STRAWBERRYY TART.!!
Why does it matter what other people do? Everyone just needs to smoke sumn and do them.
who cares about raves anyway come on
omg i love it! haha
Funny how her boyfriend cheats on her with several girls. She still stays with him.
I dont know jordyn well, only actually met her a couple time when I went to eternal, but damn people this is her life. she is constantly surrounded by stupid ratchet girls at a club being dumb. I COULD TOTALLY BITCH ABOUT THAT. Leave the girl be…no one is judging your life.
DO YOU JORDYN! FUCK all these people who put us on the dirty b/c they are weak minded and to pathetic to grow the balls to confront us to our faces.
and screw all of you who put me on here too.
hahaha that’s what this chick gets. I never liked her. and she looks like a man.