DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful drunk of the week
“even though your night ended like this… you can still wake up feeling great … thx NOHO”
Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this caption wins a case of NOHO (The Hangover Defense)
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It ain’t easy running marathons with only 1 shoe
I’m not sure which landscaping is worse…
You can tell by the photo that someone REALLY gave her the boot !!
I hate drinking jack daniels…everytime I wake up my pussy hurts…
Wtf?
flips flops so you can make the walk home:check
purse to use as a pillow if you pass out before your bed:check
NOHO:fail
She forgot to wipe
Should I knock?
‘Soo drunk….soo tiredd, I think I’ll just lay here for a minute, and hopefully they hear me knocking with my knee.’
“hey! whose under that door?!”
The new single from Lionel Richie.. instead of dancing on the ceiling
“Oh whats a feeling… I’m passed out by the front door…”
Wow!! Looks like she shit herself !! Lmfao
Not the first time ive slept around!
Hey, at least someone will be able to sign for my package when it gets delivered.
“I don’t care where you go, you just gotta get the hell outta here!”
I told her not to funnel that drink into her chili ring.
Everyday I’m Shufflin
Because everyone deserves to be Date Raped at least once!
Im all out of faith, this is how I feel
Im cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed into something real
Im wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
Youre a little late, Im already torn.
Because of Noho the hangover is covered, the throng full of feces….she is one her own.
Typical craigslist escort. Half of the ones you order don’t even get this far.
Sorry, thought this was the tiajuana abortion clinic.
This is Obamas fault
Fuck forgot my keys again, this should be a good spot til the morning
Don’t come any closer…There’s a dence area of gravity over here!
You can stay in the guest room through the door you just came in…
Open All Night
How many drunk porta potties does it to find a lit up doorbell
They told us to put the trash in front of the door
“But, being drunk is cool… right guys?”
Remember to wipe your feet
There’s no place like home….
These concrete count sheets are rough
Yeah, you can leave over MY DEAD BODY!!
don’t wake lindsay lohan before the circle jerk
NOHO works better than advertised!
Bruiser
Don’t let the door hit you on the
Door Mat
If the boner police are here, I demand a lawyer!
It’s not delivery, it’s DiWhoreno…
“Hi honey, I’m home…with poop!!!”
“Who’s there???”
I think someone drugged my 14th beer
She “couldn’t quite make it out, or barely got in!” either way, it’s gonna be a long one for her tomorrow!
Little Black Dress? More like Little Black Mess.
Dees vun ees for shoe.
This appears to be my nasty ex passed out on my doorstep.. I found her like that when I came home from work. I literally unlocked the door, walked inside, and locked it behind me. It didn’t even wake her.. You can also find this fine young lady if you search Cortney Strickland (Raleigh-Wilmington) into the search box. Enjoy =)
Or here’s a link for quicker access
http://thedirty.com/?s=Cortney+Strickland&submit=
At least she doesn’t piss on herself or the bed while heavily intoxicated………oh wait………that’s you, Sean. Someone should make him his own post, oh wait…….. Someone already did. Here’s a link to the dirty/fat/moobie dousche’s very own post (: enjoy!
http://thedirty.com/2012/11/im-on-steroids-and-im-still-fat-2/
Their is a fine line between puts out and passed out!
knock one down pass her around
Funny that he uses the same mouth he ate her pu$$y with to talk $h-t. These fools be trippin ova some females fo real. He jus mad nobody want his fata$$.
Awake or not..
Tossing you out after sex..
“”CAN U SEE ME NOW”"
Almost home! I’ll just make base camp here and try for the summit in the morning.
i know there is something wrong when pretty white girl falls down in front of a black man