THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Mina Gadelsayed. He’s a complete ass douche loser. He has no friends and most people think he’s a freak. He thinks he’s hard, but he’s gotten his ass beat a lot of times. He dates younger chicks because he’s a creep. When he was a Senior in high school, he dated an 8th grader, then a Freshman who he’s still with know. He once hooked up with an ugly girl who looks like Man Bear Pig from South Park, who was on her period, who had a forest and didn’t use protection. Digusting!

That couch shot he took couldn’t confirm more that he’s for the gays.- nik