Eleni ‘The Greek’ Vlastaris
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik. This girl is a well known someone for all the wrong reasons in my town of Tucson, Arizona. Here is Eleni V..a fat, stupid Greek ho who is only interested in one thing. MONEY. Like most poor Greeks who have no inheritance…she will sniff out the out the most desperate of them all in order to find someone to pay her bills. So she found someone who almost fit that category. A 35 year old, single, nerd who still lived with his parents until she convinced him to start paying her rent (then he moved in with her). What a great little cover up when you say you are “in love” with someone, no? Eleni is only interested in two things. That is slobbing on knobs that can potentially get her designer things like Coach bags or Tiffany pendants…..Or a possibly wealthy greek man who has mostly dead realatives and may be on the recieving end of an inheritance. She isn’t quite sure yet with her new greek man…but she told me that she has no intention of staying with him. The funny thing is, I am her ex boyfriend who chose to ignore the warning signs…and stuck it out with her. She is totally fashion and designer label obsessed, but it doesn’t take a friend of hers to agree that she friggin REEKS of tobacco and B.O. I mean, do all Greek woman have this stereotype? Her real name is Panagiota Vlastaris, and if you are a frequent of the U of A bars, the Red Garter, or the Surley Wench in Tucson AZ………then you know WHAT I am talking about BESIDES HER YELLOW, CROOKED TEETH!!! Current Boyfriend, beware. She doeesn’t brag about her designer bags because she “bought them”. thats the beggining of the warning signs. She brags about them because……that’s all she cares about!! Do you think she would still be with you if you didnt take her out to dinnner every night? Or pay her apartment rent? NO! OPen your eyes and smell the Greek coffee, man! she’s on here on earth to teach you a lesson. That is………Stay away from younger woman who are obsessed with labels and who have yellow crooked teeth to boot.
Going after guys who still live with their parents isn’t gold digging, just easy pickings.- nik
This is mean. I don’t know this girl, she could very well be awful. But this poster not only sounds racist but extremely insecure. If you think she’s so horrible looking why date her in the first place and carry around this anger? What does that say about you?
Im not racist u dumb cunt. Welcome to thedirty.guess you are one of those girls that cry everytime someone looks at you sideways. stop being such a crybaby about how horrible this post is. Why are you even reading thedirty , you can’t even handle reading mean posts about others? Go suck a bottle and go cry to mommy
Lol ok guy you clearly have some anger/female issues reeelaaaxxx
Thus post, as well as your responses, sound like you’re jealous/in love with her boyfriend. This is kindergarten all over again, right down to the bad grammar.
Seriously dude, learn the English language first, then express your anger in complete sentences so the rest of us non-mongaloid humans can understand what the fuck you are talking about.
Also, fuck Nik. Being famous for nothingj
Who said I was female, you sloppy ass
Hmm lets see genius, you responded to my original post as the poster by saying “I’m not racist” and the poster said he was her “ex-boyfriend” soooo….. Sorry I have common sense and you have anger issues.
Female issues means you have issues with the opposite sex and lash out, out of insecurities. It doesn’t mean you’re a female dumbass.
So what if she likes designer bags and labels! What girl in this world doesn’t? This post is so stupid who ever wrote this is probably jealous of this girl because she gets gifts from her boyfriend and he pays her rent. SO WHAT!! Every girl does this and you would be lying if you say you haven’t.
Because she don’t love him. Check out her fatty face. She looks like an inbred. So gross. This chick is a sloot, I know because she sucked off my boss in the break room just to get 10.00. and no…. Not all girls care about designer things. Its called not being shallow! Try it.
Every girl does this? Yea im sure they don’t..Only girls who can’t hold their own. How bout u get a job, pay your own bills instead of faking love for someone cause u want em to support yer lazy a$$.she’s with him cause he’s 3o something an has low self esteem and thinks he can’t get better. Any one is better than that sloot
Poster of this sounds dumb. Some jealous bitch probably, who cant get a suger daddy of her own. This site is for people who are disgusting whores. Not for you to post people on here because your jealous.
Sugar daddy?? You sound like a wh0re too. Are you one of her friends? Well that’s what lazy girls love. Sugar daddies cause they don’t wasn’t to pay or take care for their own shi#.
anything that would even hang in the vicinity of this mess has to be a huge ugly fat slob themselves
Agreed. when I see that last pic of her it actually makes me want to vomit. I’ve never had a picture make me react physically to it. Guess there’s a first for everything
Every woman is beautiful in there own way. Almost every woman does care about money, it’s the way this world was brought up, men are the providers. Who cares what she does or loves or doesn’t love. This does not belong here. Dude, stop obsessing over her, get your own girlfriend or boyfriend since you sound gay, move on. Maybe this post should have been about you and how your a crazy stalker!
I have to keep in mind the people that write this stuff have just as much baggage or more as everyone else.
You really felt the need to write all of these fabrications about a chick you aren’t dating anymore? Sir, I could understand your anger if these things were true, but she owns her house and if you were paying her rent, why the hell were you not paying rent for yourself in a place that isn’t mommy and daddy’s house?
I find this post very whinny an immature. If you date someone in the future who is not who you thought they would be, then end things and move on like the rest of us do.
Do you think I haven’t dated my fair share of assholes? I have. We all have. Suck it up and focus on finding someone you like and will help you progress in life instead of hating on a girl who HAS moved on and IS trying to find someone to share her life with.
Grow up.
Her face is disgusting. She’s fat. She’s immature. And..the funny thing is, physically she is everything her current boyfriend never liked! If you knew him, he is an arrogant s.o.b who is obsessed with hot chicks. This girl Eleni is far from hot. She’s not even on his level of intelligence. She’s quite the poser. I can tell you now that this isn’t going to last…so.. Stop stressing, guy. She’s a loser and now she’s been publicly humiliated. Best revenge ever.
is he was “obsessed with hot chicks” then obviously he has put her in that category. that is all.
How cute that shawna had to do Elenis dirty work for her, and Eleni…. Come out come out wherever you are. Stop pretending your one of those anonymous commenters…. We know it’s you on here. Did you buy some teeth whitener yet? lmao. Id trade in your designer bags for a down payment on braces, too.
Shawna cadwell is just as ugly and obese.
Its WHINEY, not whinny , stupid
you clearly have no life if you sit here on the computer writing nasty things. and the person who wrote this clearly knows enough about her to know who she is dating but not enough to get their facts straight. I do know eleni. very well. and this is a sad description of her. everyone has their own opinions about people. and this is the internet and you are free to write whatever you want. but this doesn’t change the person she is. she is a wonderful caring person. she has a great job. she pays for her own things. and so what if her boyfriend buys her things? that doesn’t mean she cant afford them for herself. she might not be your type but that doesn’t mean shes not beautiful. if you have something to say to her… tell her.
Great job? Ehhh.. Working at apple is hardly an accomplishment. They’ll hire anyone these days…its just like a telephone operator job. Woooow… Great job. Lmao.
its a better job than you probably have. these days, as hard as is it is to find a job, yes I think working at apple is a great job. shes not working at mcdonalds with a 17 year old standing over her. regardless, if you think she has a great job or not, she has one. if she had her boyfriend paying for everything why would she even bother? oh that’s right… cuz he doesn’t.
She worked at dairy queen so she’s still a queef bucket
lol wooooow talk about jealousy issues
Tbh Im interested in talking to the guy who posted this.
Thus post, as well as your responses, sound like you’re jealous/in love with her boyfriend. This is kindergarten all over again, right down to the bad grammar.
Seriously dude, learn the English language first, then express your anger in complete sentences so the rest of us non-mongaloid humans can understand what the fuck you are talking about.
Also, fuck Nik. Being famous for nothing makes you the Kim Kardashian of Scottsdale. You’re a professional bully and a 35 year old man child. Yay for you! When this all ends and you’re sucking cock on Van Buren to feed your coke habit, I hope you look back on what could have been your productive years and wish you’d have done something different. Maybe you won’t. Either way, I’ll have this big Italian cock waiting for you
You sound like a closeted homo. And I bet you’re not italian. You’re a hairy ugly greek. Nik is awesome. He’s a millionaire unlike u
So…having money means he’s successful? What has he contributed to society? What lasting impression will Nik leave anywhere? None. This fucking moron is the equivalent of any one who used to be on Jersey Shore…except this guy is too lame to put on TV.
This walking Scottsdale herpes infested wanna be is two years away from being dried up and poor. When that happens, because Nik has no talent except snorting cocaine and spreading HPV around Scottsdale like some weird version of Johnny Appleseed, he will most likely be begging you for money like every reality star after their time.
This completely not what thedirty is for. It seems to me that thedirty is for humiliating beautiful people who think they are rock stars. Not for taking out your anger issues on normal people who are legitimately happy and minding their own business. I know both of the people being attacked here and neither one of them deserve it. Get a life and if you have beef with either of them at least have the decency to take it up with them in person instead of hiding behind the internet.
Her CURRENT BOYFRIEND was obsessed with hot chicks. Like the kind that look like porn stars, megan fox, and such. Eleni is not even pretty. She’s short, dumpy, wears discount clothing at Target,(just look at her top) her teeth are really messed up, they’re yellow, she smokes(hence the yellow color), and she uses people. know what else? Her sister Dia and her Mom are so freakin ugly too! If you want to stop the world from being over populated with Fugs, Then eleni needs to get sterilized. hey, guys…. Next time you want to know what ur future wife will look like in their golden years, and if you wanna know if they’ll hold up….. Look at your girls mother. That will tell ya everything you need to know. Her mom is atrocious …with her big ol nose, broken capillaries due to drinking excessively, and she’s fat. Way to pick a winner, gus the greek. You should leave now while you can. she’s dumb as bricks too. You just are blinded by her p u s s y to see this now, man, but you will. Leave!
Who knows, maybe he got over his obsession with models. You probably wouldn’t know this being the envious worm that you are but in the real world there is a lot more to life than how pretty you are. But I have to wonder… If he has such high standards and he chose her over you, then you must be a wretched train wreck!
It sounds to me like you’re just bitter that he didn’t hook up with you instead. You must have a pretty sad life to talk crap about people’s mom on the internet just because you can’t get the guy you want. I feel sorry for you lady.
Loser dude dates ugly chick… this is quite the scandal.
Hey nik, cool story bro. Tell me again how you made a website to make fun of Scottsdale’s elite and instead posted articles about the bottom of the barrel in podunk Tucson. You’ve reached a new low sir.
So you agree!!!! She is ugly. Yep yep
Wow…. Your all a bunch of ignorant fuck tards that need to get a life.
Oh, hi Hope aka Eleni. You mad? Lmao. Dirty gurl when will u learn, that tricks are for kids. stop bragging about your fukkin shiit on facebook cause it’s pathetic. No one really likes you. Go cry to mommy. Get over yourself you’re not cute. Not pretty. Not even remotely able to get a diick hard.
It’s “you’re” dumbasssssssss. did you even graduate from h.s?
Lol. You guys think I’m a chick…. Omg, I’m dying. All I care about is that Eleni knows the truth. I’m done here. This is the perfect platform to let ppl know what u and others think of them. Yellow crooked teeth. Thats all I got to say
Well you sure are acting like a little bitch. Laugh it up!
This is Eleni, I haven’t posted yet, but now I will so I hope you’re paying attention.
1) Online bullying is the lowest of the low. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but one day this will come back to bite you.
2) I love my boyfriend. Gus and I have been together for a year and a half, if I had no intention of staying with him he would have been gone by now.
3) My house is paid for, so no, WE do not pay rent. Even if we did, our financial status and how we choose to separate our bills is none of your business.
4) Yes, I do own a few Coach purses. Yes my boyfriend did buy me a Tiffany’s pendant for Christmas. I feel that is perfectly normal for a second Christmas together. You obviously wouldn’t understand anything about buying nice gifts for the person you love, or you wouldn’t be posting any of this would you?
5) I work 40+ hours a week and am taking 21 credit hours, I dont have time to go to the bars and even if I did I wouldn’t be going to those two. I can count the amount of times I have been to Surley Wench on one hand and hadn’t even heard of Red Garter until you mentioned it.
Now onto the comments:
1) HOW DARE YOU speak about someone’s mother that way. My mom may have some broken capillaries, yes, but if they are from anything it is from her chemotherapy. Remember? My mom is a breast cancer survivor? Or do you not know me well enough to even know that? i have never seen my mom drunk in my entire life. My mom would do anything for any of my friends, even the ones she dislikes, and everyone knows that. So god you are an Asshole.
2) Shawna didn’t even post the post labeled Shawna, but hey even if she did at least she had more balls than you did. She is strong, pulchritudinous, and one of the best friends a person could ask for. She always puts her friends before herself.
3) I have no need to defend Gus, so don’t ask why I didn’t mention him above. Him and I love each other, and that is all that we need to know.
I will no longer look on this site, I am done now. Your childish actions have taken a hit at my family, my boyfriend, my job and future career (if someone were to choose to search my name)and myself, when you simply could have just confronted me about the issue. I obviously upset you somehow, so instead of taking the high road and talking to me about it, you chose to take the low one and publicly bash me. That’s mature. Normally, this is the part where I would apologize and let you know I try really hard not to hurt anyone and that I have had enough hurt in my life without having to hurt others, but I don’t feel I owe you any sort of apology. If anything you owe me an apology, and if not that then an email to Nik about taking this down. Until then, enjoy being bitter.
You can’t get broken capillaries on your face due to chemo or cancer. Alcohol ,.smoking, excessive tanning are the reasons. I bet debbie does drink a lot, just not around you. Do you think you’d be the only kid that was kept in the dark about their mom being an alcoholic, Eleni.
Shawna is def. not pulchritudinous. You really had to use that word instead of beautiful? Lol, well Eleni, you certainly do try toooooo hard to come off as smart. But, really, you can just stick to being a dimwit poser. Both you and shawna are fat chicks. She’s an obese fake blonde fatty. Far from possessing beauty
If the girl has been kept in the dark about her mom drinking then how would you know? It sounds to me like your just some idiot assuming things. This entire page is hilarious! No one on here makes any sense at all. I think you need to Move your drama to Facebook. Thanks for the entertainment!
I get wasted with deb every night, so yea. Id know
Move your drama to facebook? Helloooo, do you even know what this.site is for? Drama! No one with common sense would take this to facebook. You’re just pissed cause your friend is on here.
Eleni, gus has had longer relationships with woman , and they too have lived together. It never ends well. If ur hoping to get that ring, one day, keep hoping but it won’t happen. He will probably marry one day, but it won’t be to you. Youre his practice wife. Aint no way in hell he takes you seriously. A tiffany pendant after a year and a half? At least you’ll have something to pawn when his half of your boyfriend/girlfriend combined income stops. Youre with a manchild. I don’t like you never have since we met through gus, but I do think you, being so young, can do much better. Everyone that knows the both of u thinks that…we just don’t say it to u, because of how emotionally immature you are and how arrogant and stubborn HE is. Best of luck youll need it
This girl used to have a pretty nice body, but is rubbish at relationships… I kept feeling like she was sleeping around. Great blowjobs though…
The greatest blow jobs…
Oh so that’s why her front teeth look knocked in. lol. Eleni has halitosis, so I doubt her bjs rock
PRevious post from girl named kate was not me thanks
I have no issues with eleni 
why are people writing about eleni when they could be writing about that skank of a friend of hers Shawna Dominguez/Cadwell? THAT bitch should be blast. … Nik I think you have a story coming to you soon!
officially been sent in. hopefully it gets put up soon. now eleni and Shawna will both be put on blast. the world should know about such trash in Tucson. PEACE!
I think peace is the last thing you’re looking for. Why don’t you tell everyone who you are, since you are so much better then the people you are picking on. Take credit for your work man!
The first thing I want to say is all these ppl posting anonymously, while talking shit, are nothing but punk bitches. If u want to talk shit, go say it to the persons face. If u don’t, Ur nothing but a scared bitch.
The second thing I want to say is that as long as I’ve known this chick, she has been with the same dude, which has been at least a yr and 1/2. So the person that posted this garbage has got some serious issues since they are just now posting this. Grow the fuck up, its been a yr and 1/2!!! Seriously, WtF!?!
She has her own job making decent money and is going to school. So what if she has nice things, normal ppl like nice things, but I guess u like carrying a burlap sac around and wear grocery bags for socks, am I right? I didn’t think so, so what’s the problem with wanting nice things. For all u know, she got them on eBay or they are Chinese knock offs, but even of they aren’t, who gives a flying fuck. This is America, materialist capital of the world!!!
You said she makes decent money. Okay. Well here lies a problem. People who make minimum wage. Aka, decent money….don’t go and spend their hard earned money on designer brands. Especially Coach purses. No matter if you like nice things or not, in this economy, a smart person who makes a decent living at ANY job will not go and blow their money on a has been designer label such as Coach. its not rocket science. If you don’t make the cash, don’t be buyin the crap you DON’T NEED. eleni is an immature, smelly, stupid woman who is only concerned about frontin. You know, frontin. Look it up. She’s a poser pretending to be someone she’s not. She does take advantage of ppl. esp Gus because he makes a significant more amnt than her. But hopefully he’ll one day look back on these posts and realize he dodged a damn bullet by not marrying her. She is a user and abuser. I hope.for your sake you don’t fall for her trap. let her go. You can do better. And yes, shawna dominguez is a skank. Birds of a feather flock together. Right, Eleni?
You are clearly full of shit. Every word you type further confirms that you are a worthless piece of trash with nothing better to do than troll hard working people on the Internet. You don’t know anything about Gus or Eleni. How either of them were nice enough to let you into their life is a mystery to me because you obviously are not worthy of their time or friendship. You should be ashamed of yourself if you are pretending to be their friend only to post things like this behind their back. I’m not too worried though, by how completely wrong your facts are they must not really care about you at all, which is lucky for them. Go get a job and quit being an idiot.
I thought you said you weren’t going to look on this post anymore, eleni? yet here you are posting as anonymous again. Ok so I can play that game too …lol. the fact still remains that you are a pathetic p.o.s person who has been with so many dudes you prolly have herpes or genital warts by now. Oh god forbid you start to procreate please please keep taking your birth control!!! You know you are only with gus because you like it when he picks up the bill for you. all you have to do is some sucky sucky and lay on your back, and you get your way. let me slap some reality back to you, dear. You aren’t attractive! you have furry eyebrows. your teeth are jacked up. You are fat. Your breath can kill. you smoke like a chimney. You drink way too much. how classy is that? Not at all and then to boot you have skank ass friends so like I said, you must be a skank, too. No in fact I know you are just because your man doesn’t leave bills on the side table for you doesn’t mean you aren’t a skank. POSER! GET A LIFE YOU AND SHAWNA ARE FAT HOES NOW GO BACK TO 5TH AVE
As for you, assuming you are a different person than the scumbag below, you’re not even worth my time, I just wanted to let you know that most of the anonymous posts above were from me not a Eleni. I really feel sorry for you…. what a loser. Thanks for reminding me how good my life is.
I agree and I’m Gus’ friend. Eleni sucks ballz. The dirty, hairy, old wrinkled kind of ballz. Oh man how his “taste” in woman have changed. Lowered standards occurs when you have low self esteem. Hence, that happens when you get even more balding than before. Oh, and poorer. Right? lmao
There is actually no way you’re a friend of mine because if you were you wouldn’t be hiding behind the internet and we’d be having this conversation over a beer.
Take these comments, Gus, and use them as a good excuse to break up with her. We all know you aren’t going to last. God how I hope I don’t have to continue to see her inbred face anymore.I’m so tired of hearing her talk about great she is. How great her job is. How she’s taking credits. How she’s going to move with you to Seattle one day. Dude she’s just riding on whatever success you have. As for that beer….No we can’t go get one. No one is going to say to you “let’s go chat about how much we all dislike your disfigured, overweight, ignorant girlfriend” I suppose we could but you’d never listen n then we’d be forced to do the next step and that’s have an intervention on how your p*ssy whipped a s s, is too blind to see that this chick is not worth it. Not worth your time, your energy or your money. But per usual, asking you to “have a conversation about this” is pointless because it would be a one sided conversation with you trying to dominate it with your arrogance. Your freaking facebook profile picture even screams to us “Im an ass”. You’re looking up to the sky, for gods sake showing the inside of your nose it’s so high. Get over yourself, man! You aren’t that wonderful. You aren’t that smart if you can’t see past this girls motives. You aren’t above anyone. So stop thinking that you’re this huge intellect, when in reality you’re just extremely insecure. I don’t suppose that has anything to do with the fact that you’ve been bald since 17 and all your past relationships have been ruined do to insecurities? You messed them all up regardless of what you say. You really should of wifed that one hot chick, Angie Ohhh man talk about smokin. Now you’re down to date girls with unibrows, yellow teeth and back fat? How times have changed and it’s so sad. If Eleni wasn’t so ugly, I might actually just be prone to looking the other way on this but this is too much Gus. Date an ugly girl, who cares as long as she is smart. Date a stupid girl that’s fine, as long as she is smoking hot. But when you date a girl who is ugly and stupid… I don’t know man, that’s when it’s time for your friends to intervene, hence maybe that’s why this post was made?
If you’ve known me for at least 10 years, then aren’t you a little old for this? I mean, it’s really kind of laughable that you’re spending your 30′s playing gossip girl about people who don’t matter to the general public. Seriously man, I think you need to reevaluate what you’re doing with your life… this seems like a waste. Of course you’ve already shown yourself to be a worthless piece of trash so maybe you’re right where you belong, among the lowest dregs of society, eking out an existence by posting hateful envious articles about undeserving normal people. Pretty sad indeed.
I’ll take these comments as a reminder of why I don’t have friends like you anymore. You are a superficial jerk and this post is a testament to how completely worthless and immature you are.
You use the pronoun “We” as if you represent some group of long time friends who are eternally concerned for my well-being, and yet you are posting on one of the least reputable websites on the Internet anonymously. Your comments have no teeth. It’s easy to talk crap about other people when you don’t have to worry about them coming back about how pathetic your life is, the irony of course is that the act of posting in the manor that you have displays the very same loser characteristics that you are trying to project on to me. So go ahead. The rest of the world is laughing at you more then they’re laughing at us. You’re the one who has to wake up every morning knowing that you wish you had it this good. You want to call me arrogant? Fine, I’m arrogant, and somehow the world keeps right on spinning.
all I had to do was look like a sexy siren for gus and he blew whatever money he had on me. He financed my coffee house, but even when I didn’t pay him back for a long time he still didn’t do anything about it but it was a long time until he finally decided to sue me!!!! I know…I was shocked too. But… I kept using my daughter as an excuse and that was enough to keep him at bay for pursuing it anymore. He is a pushover who is very much obsessed about womans attributes and what they can offer in the bedroom. Eleni looks like a dirty h o o k e r , from what I can see from gus’ pics, but I bet she can put up with the stench of his day old piss in his toilet, his pubic hair all over the seat, and his dirty dishes in the sink after he cooks a “romantic meal” 4 tha two of them. Oh poor girl. she is so young and green. she has no clue what is in store for her when he bails on her and leaves her wondering what “she did wrong”. Thanks, to his ex friend….. for showing me this post. I am truly sickened over what G has done to me. He tried to ruin my life, but I’m glad to see that karma has gotten the best of him, and to this eleni,….Oh dear. you are so in for a rude awakening! He must be really upset about what we have all been saying about him, from what I hear they constantly check the comments on this post to see what has been said about them. Delusional much? Or just arrogant? You decide.
Coffeehousegal you sound like a worthless p.o.s.
Truestylez, get a life
Gus, get another girlfriend. She’s clearly not worth it if ur friends don’t like her
I’m wondering why gus is still responding to these comments. I’m also wondering where the post about Shawna dominguez cadwell is. I have popcorn. Lol