THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This Little fat troll lives in the North Hills of Pittsburgh.He thinks he is top notch car sales man.He thinks his shit dose not stink.He must stand about 5/3 in tall and weigh’s 300Lb his face is so bright red he look’s like he is ready to die of a heart attac any minute Mike said his face is red because he is Irish,funny he is 1/3 Irish.He dresses in a Elf suit on st.Patrick’s day.He has no real friends just people who use him for his fat parents home in the summer time for the pool. He has not dated any Girls and he is going to be 30 years old he likes show tones,opera,musicals.He also thinks he is Mike Midelton’s double he has to have the car Mike M drives,do the things Mike M. dose I think he just wants to do mike Midelton. He wines and complaines to his very fat mommy that thinks her very fat red faced son can do no wrong,and all his problem’s are the result of other people. He and his mommy go around braging to people how great he is,and what a great sales man he is he was sales men of the month a few times but the other sales men had only a few cars sold and he had 3 or 4 sold.I want him to come out of the closet and admit you got mersa from sucking dirty dick. and your face is so red from all the pepsi you do.Your ant’s buy every thing you have,and you are in love with my friend Mike Midleton. Come on Mike Goessler admit you are a fg that has to get your fat mommy to do every thing for you even defend you to other people you can not even stand up and fight your own battles. You are a fat mommy boy’s fg you loser.
Draped in green means he’s proud to be an alcoholic.- nik