THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to submit Mike Delguyd. He’s probably one of the filthiest men I know. Not only is his favorite hangout spot Christie’s and Hustler where he had sex with almost every girl there. He thinks he’s gods gift to woman constantly bragging about the size of his d*ck calling it his donkey. He openly brags about being with 300+ women and how perfect he is. He owns a gym and has closed down many others and screwed many people out of money which ended up with him being investigated on the news. He is a huge juice head and has been caught sleeping with 5 women during one week. He ironically married a junkie/prostitute stripper from Christie’s even though the marriage lasted less than 2 months, as he was on to the next one. Most strippers ironically know to stay away from him as he has a bad rap in the strip club. He’s the biggest male pig I’ve ever come across and continues to have several women in his bed a week, which by the look of the foul sight of his mattress should have been thrown away years ago. The steroids must have went to his head but also affected the size of his balls which have shrunk significantly and probably has something to do with his inability to admit to the many woman his dirty deeds to their face. He’s pretty disgusting.
Mike, put some pants on.- nik