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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Christopher Mackie also known as Mr.Klassick. This guy right here is the most selfish person I have ever met. He will invite you over to his place for a night and order at least 200$ worth of chines food and pizza and give you only a little bit of the sticky rice and eat the rest to himself, then look at you and tell you that you are anorexic cause you only had like a little plate of rice. Also When his mother was dying he e-mailed a whole bunch of famous singers like Cher, The Spice Girls, Brittany Spears, Lady Gaga stating that his mother was dying from Breast Cancer and her dying wish was to talk to them. The Spice Girls actually called his mother to talk to her but he wouldn’t let his mother talk to them he kept on insisting that they send his mother free merchandise and sign it all for her. Then got mad when they didn’t send anything. When his mother had passed away she left him a huge amount of money and spent it all on stupidity. The day that his mother had passed away he freaked on his grandmother and ordered her out of the room and that no one was allowed to see her. His poor Grandmother wasnt even able to say one last good-bye to her daughter. He sat there taking pictures of his dead mother and shooing anyone who came into the room. This Kid only cares about himself and no one else.
All the tell tail signs he’s gunna go forgy.- nik
Seriously? My cousin posted this ad because she has no life. Yes, I’m a bigger guy, but I do NOT invite people over for food, like, I’m 23 years old. I can afford my own food at my age. Secondly, Talk about me all you want, but do NOT talk about my mother who has passed away. The whole me not letting the celebrities talk to her is a lie. I didn’t know who it was until after she answered the phone, and it wasn’t even The Spice Girls. Secondly, I shouldn’t even have to explain myself over this, but since people are going to read this and think I’m rude, I should explain. My mothers entire family was there when she passed away, and nobody got kicked out of the room. I freaked out crying, yes, but who wouldn’t when they just lost their bestfriend? I was heartbroken. To reply to the quote “his poor Grandmother wasn’t even able to say one last good-bye to her daughter.” She wasn’t even around for her! Don’t sit there and try to make me look like a bad person just because you are mad at me for stuff that has happened between us in the past. You don’t have to make up lies to make me seem like a bad person. I am a good person. I’m strong, and I know that this was done out of rebelling. Maybe next time you should talk about things you do in your life Rikki-Lee Smith.
ahahaha rikki lee smith is your cousin, now thats comedy
“Yes, I’m a bigger guy, but I do NOT invite people over for food”
maybe you should start sharing.
People are scummy sorry about your Mom dude and whoever posted this is one cold mofo.
I’m sorry about your mother!!!!! I would probably be very upset if mine past also. My dad died 10 years ago and it wasnt a pleasent experience. Hang in there and don’t let these idiots get to you.
Thank you for your kind words, and your support. I’m not letting this idiot bring me down.
You nasty swine
I am the older sister of Chris and I’d like to leave my input on these immature accusations which are pure lies.
First of all who orders $200 worth of food? Whoever would believe that is clearly not the smartest person out there. It would be physically impossible for someone to eat $200 worth of food no matter how big the person is. If it was $200 worth of food I’m pretty sure there’d be more than a “little bit of the sticky rice” to share.
Second of all, when my mother passed EVERYONE from both sides of the family was there to say their good-byes. EVERYONE had a chance to spend time with her before she took her last breath. My brother, my aunt and I were in the room when she took her last breath in this world while my grandmother was in the waiting room with the rest of the family. The nurses wouldn’t allow more than 3 people in the room and neither my brother or I told anyone to get out of the room. To top it off we’re talking about the so called poor mother that didn’t even go to her daughters own funeral! HA! What a joke! None of the Smith family was ever there for my mother, all they did was stress her out. The whole 12 years she battled cancer for their life they filled it with drama. I remember her crying numerous times as my mom had a heart of gold and was sensitive to the things these monsters put her through. So before acting like granny Smith is innocent in all of this, know that she did get to say her goodbye…at least she was there for something before her daughter passed away since she wasn’t there for anything else. It just amazes me and disgusts me how this old lady couldn’t even go to her daughters funeral and to top it off didn’t even send flowers or want to pitch in on an arrangement. Her exact words were “I don’t want to run up my credit card bill even more”. Really your worried about a few bucks for flowers for your deceased daughter? SICKENING!
As for the money bit…you were never a part of our lives to even know what he did with the money and I assure you he didn’t blow it. Your clearly just mad because your mom was a broke ass and didn’t leave you anything when she died!! RIKKI-LEE SMITH your a disgusting human being. Your a disgrace to the family, they all have said so over and over again. Quit worrying about other people and get your life together. Your a troubled person. What kind of girl thinks its pretty to paint her face like she’s in the KISS band and walk in public…only a low life Rideau rat and that you are….. I even remember when you got jumped on Rideau street for that big mouth of yours. You deserved it!!
Whoever wrote this should be ashamed of themselves. I dont know who this guy is but how low do you feel that you need to bash this guy by bringing up his mother. This is so sad! To the guy who had this written about him I am so sorry for the loss of your mother. Do not worry about childish people who have nothing better to do than write ridiculous things on the Dirty! Again I am so sorry for your loss
Thank you for your support. I agree, this person should be ashamed. Sadly, this person is my cousin. Thank you for having sympathy, and sticking up for me. You’re very much appreciated.
fat. eww, if you had any self respect you’d get rid of that gut before it busts. seriously ugly on the outside as you are inside.
pig.
I love the fact that you haven’t even denied the fact that you took pictures of your dead mother. you need some serious help child.
Why death photos have been around since the start of photography. It can be helpfull in the morning process as well. I find the fact your calling him out on how he deiced to have closer with death more tasteless. I am very sorry for your loss.
did you eat your mother?
I went to high school with this guy and he seemed alright, seemed nice and not rude to me anyway and I didnt notice or hear any negative comments from others.. I think until you actually meet someone and talk to them you cant really assume who or what they are..
We went to school together? Do you mind telling me who you are?
this guy is all over sites like craigslist and pof looking to fuck guys, i saw his profile a few months ago
That is all. Hope your okay Chris, I dont know you but I sure as hell know rikki, she should crawl in a hole.
Did you buy KFC and mc Donald’s with your inheritance? You should of gotten lipo instead
Peter Griffin !
He’s also on craigslist
I’m appalled at the mean/rude/useless and disgusting negative stories and comments on this site. Why do people go out of their way to do such things? Because, they are the real lifeless losers.
I agree, Karen. People take their insecurities out on others to benefit their feelings.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=46853047
ou’re so full of shir chris i went to high school with you, you’re an arrogant fat fuck, and i can back up all claims you’re a sorry excuse for a fucking humanbeing
This is terrible. Chris, I actually feel bad for you. But seriously? THIS is what you were upset about?
This?
I would be too. Thats fucking harsh, and I wish the person who typed this up to get whats coming to them.
But you had no right to freak out at me because, what?
People work, and have jobs, and have other things to do then to pay you attention all the time?
Thats a new upscale of narcissism for you.
Its pretty silly that you weigh friendship based on how often they give you attention.
Lol…Then you decide to pull a punch on my parents on their alcoholism, when you knew damn well that it was true and you knew damn well that it hurt.
I’m sorry you’re on this site, chris. It sucks and I sympathize. But, fuck you. You need help realizing your faults or else you’ll never be able to hold healthy relationships with your friends. Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Please look it up. I’m not trying to be mean, I just give a shit about your future well being.
I wasn’t upset about this at all. People can’t take away anything they want, but they can never take away the truth. I know the truth, and I don’t care what anyone else thinks. RIKKI LEE SMITH posted this… Don’t play with fire unless you want a bigger flame. You were insulting me, I’m not just gonna sit there and take shit. I don’t think so. I’ll defend myself.
I know my faults, nobody is perfect, so don’t tell me this when I know already. I’m 22.. you’re younger than me. I don’t need advice from a youngin’. If I can’t hold healthy relationships with my friends, how is it that I have them? I may have not with the people we know, but who could blame me for not wanting to be friends with them. They weren’t my cup of tea. Just like I’m probably not yours, and vise versa. As for you giving a shit about my future, I don’t need you to. I have my family, my close friends, and myself to do that. I don’t need someone who thinks he’s a councilor to do that for me. Also, why repeat what you told me on FB on here? LOL! Pointless!
Man it’s all true !! I picked him up on POF and let him suck my dick. What a mistake , he mistook it for food or something and tried to eat it , had to tell him to slow down and that it was a dick not a sandwich.
Then , OMG , he got loose in the kitchen . Well fuck me – he tore into the fridge like jesus on his last supper. Biting into the cans and chewing holes into the packages instead of opening them like a regular person. What a mess – he ate EVERTHING in my house ( 540$) worth of food .
Then he proceeds to shove everything remoptely round and cock like looking up his ass . Amasing what a a guy can shove up his fat ass. To my surprise he brought over his clown cousin Rikki and they start smoking crack and play clowns and robbers .
Rikki proceeds to jerk off and shit in chris’ mouth while he was deepthroating a lamp . Horrible . Rikki ate the shit off his face and they carried out a game they called ” ASSFUCK THE CLOWNS “.
Man i am horrifeid of fat people and clowns now .Fucking fat cocksucker distroyed mty kitchen and shit on my floor after he pulled several objects out his ass . Then eats that too and leaves with his face covered in his cousins rikkis clown shit
I don’t even know this guy, but you should be ashamed of yourself for posting about this persons clearly very personal business on the internet. You are the very definition of what is wrong with this world. Karma is a bitch and I hope you get bitch slapped right across the face.
Yeah dude sounds legit, shitty this happened to em