THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet Scott Ebbert. He resides in Red Deer, Alberta. He has got to be the most disgusting person I have ever been with or even met by far but I was too blind to see it at the time. He is the worst fck EVER he’s a little child in bed lasts for no longer then 3 minutes and when he finishes he sounds like a dying horse. Worst experience of my life, I hope I never have to go threw a time again where I end up laughing at my partner and calling him pathetic. He is so fcking ugly, it looks like his face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. His dick smells like fcking cheese, there’s definitely some drd’s going on down there, so everyone be aware (not that you’d wanna sleep with him anyway). He cheats on his gurlfriend all the time and shes too blind to see it, and wont listen to anybody when they try to tell her. PLUS, he does percocets while he goes away for work. I use to be friends with him before he cheated on Makenna with me (his “girlfriend”) until I went on his computer and found him talking to multiple girls on facebook pretty much asking if they will sleep with him, and I should add he got rejected of course. So Scott if you read this, youll know who it is. You deserve to be put on blast. He is a player, a druggie, and a compulsive liar. Not to mention the cockiest dick ever. He has some weird problem with his eyes where he blinks constantly, pretty sure he is handicapped. He will put you down and treat you like shit, well guess what Scott. Your a piece of shit and you arent going anywhere in life. I hope Makenna realizes that you cheat on her all the time and leaves your sorry ass.
He’s got a mullet and a trailer tats to match, what else would you expect.- nik