Help Me Wife Up Esjay
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong here since DirtyScottsdale. I’m born and raised in Scottsdale and attended ASU and got an amazing job right out of college. Now being 33, I’m ready to settle down and realize Scottsdale is not the place, the girls are too fake and can’t stay loyal. Luckily my job is relocating me to Winnipeg where I’m getting a 42% raise and will be clearing a cool 300k a year from now on. I move in 3 weeks and I need a huge favor. I have been in love with Esjay aka Picasso ever since she took your advice and got her nose done. Do you know her personally? Anyway you can introduce me to her? I’m ready to meet her and sweep her off of her feet and treat her like a gentleman should. I want to wife her up… I hope she believes in love at first sight. I’m really good looking for a man, even gay guys hit on me. Esjay, one date is all I ask.
Picasso’s tramp stamp ruins everything.- nik
Wow dude that is truly pathetic. She’s truly fake as well. Much hotter girls here.
IF THIS MORON IS THAT DESPERATE TO MEET HER<WHY POST ON HERE TO SHOW YOUR JUST A TOTAL IDIOT!JUST FACEBOOK HER AND SEND A MESSAGE AND SAY I AM A LOSER MAKING BIG CASH AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU!!I HOPE YOUR FRIENDS OR CO_WORKERS DON"T FIND OUT YOU DID THIS!!AS FAR AS THE PLASTIC PRINCESS ESJAY,SHE IS ONLY GOOD FOR A ONE TIME BANG AND YOU DISCARD HER LIKE YOUR MOVEMENT IN THE TOILET BOWL!
any girl who keeps taking pictures of herself and posting them all over the place really has to grow up and have get some self respect!mom and dad must be ohhh so proud especially when dads best friends are googling his sleezy harlot daughter on the internet.grow up girl!!!!
Wtf is up with her eyebrows in the last picture? Bad move.
ya,her face is not that good and alot of her pics it looks like she has a tiny moustashe.If she never had plastic titties she would be just another skin tag hanging off your scotum that you want to get rid of.Unless she is the best in bed,which i hardly doubt,she is just another high maintenance chick who is not even worth it really!!!
Maybe this BIG 300k douche who wants her is the best thing to get her out of our faces already!Lets face it,he is probably a short fat and ugly with a tiny useless pee pee and she is just a shallow sloth who would suck it up…..someone please give this guy her number and address so we don’t have to see her mug on here anymore!
So let me get this straight, the girls in Scottsdale are too fake yet you like that Picasso got a nose job. Right……..
luckily moving to Winnipeg hahaha i dont think anyone has ever said that about Winnipeg
Totally agree….and also 300K …take home pay 150k after tax…welcome to Canada.. the country Pres. Obama wants to copy
Self post
Are there any pics of those beautiful +2s freed from clothing?
Dude, get in line. I’ve been waiting since the nose job
why would you wanna wife up any girl who is a bussdown? those kind of girls are meant to be single..like kim kardashian. thats the type of girl you dont marry. when i grow up, i want to marry a pretty lady who has a personality other than seeing how many dicks she can fit in her mouth. nuff said
Trevor The Great grammaticist. You will never get married by writing like that, and being 14.
you’re just mad because you are one of those women with the dick in the mouth personality. aren’t you.
Nope, if you haven’t noticed yet I decided with my morning coffee too make fun of you on everyone of your posts I could find. It was rather simple, what with your 14 year old writing skills and pathetic jokes. But on a serious note, you wont ever be married; sore chadbrochill
he does have a point you do sound 14
I live in Winnipeg, there are so many better girls. Seriously. Just wait. Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife.
Holy hell, there are thousands of girls out there that look exactly the same. Forget about it.
You aren’t making a cool $300K a year loser. If you were, you wouldn’t be here trolling for a wife. That’s how stupid you are. Ignorant people don’t realize that their actions are “outing” their fake b.s. Go get a life and a job. People that make $300K are out making it not pleading for some net skank to be their wife. Get some game, man.
Nah. TheDirty has basically become a high-end escort/matchmaking service for the rich. I know plenty of rich guys in my city that read it for that reason alone.
You certainly pay attention to detail. I’ll give you that, Nik.
This has to be a self post. You would have to be a moron to say you want to marry someone just from seeing the pictures. If the douche bag was 400 pounds and very wealthy I could understand that he would take whatever sausage wallet he could buy. This pay for play hooker needs to go to vegas and sloot it up while she is still alive because she is almost past her prime and her DRDs are taking their toll.
300k salary in Winnipeg will get you chicks way hotter than her. I walk away with 150k a year after all the payments and I run train on chicks like her.
No you don’t, janitor. Your mother popped out a loser kid and you know it.
Sounds fake as hell just like that tranny look alike Esjay. Girl, learn how to apply lashes!
I wouldn’t wife her up, but I would definitely tongue punch Her fart box
You are really good looking, clear 300K and you are interested in a Canadian Dity Celebrity. What a Dork!
Did you say you will be clearing a cool 30K? LOL
30K! LOL
300K doing? the response could be funny as this is clearly bs
Did you get in the ring and box much ? Seems like it with a nose like that !
Looks like a typical ghetto white girl to me.
Self post!! This girl makes me laugh she’s comical. The only reason anyone would even look at her is because she has her boobs always hanging out, no different then a discusting looking girl with her boobs hanging out! She’s average looking and at that she has no career no schooling no nothing with her life and works minimum wage! what a keeper haha. Keep submitting yourself esjay you loser.
Self post!! This girl makes me laugh she’s comical. The only reason anyone would even look at her is because she has her boobs always hanging out, no different then a discusting looking girl with her boobs hanging out! She’s average looking and at that she has no career no schooling no nothing with her life and works minimum wage! what a keeper haha. Keep submitting yourself esjay you loser.
Self frickin post. She must be running out of Greg’s to suck. Needed a bump from the Dirty. Get a life Canucktard.
just go to your local corner store and drop a 20$ bill on the curb and ya get better
Winnipeg. hahahahahahaha
Winnipeg. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
goddamnit. Will someone teach these hookers how to put on fake eyelashes. It’s not that hard.
Esjay is ugly, girls in winnipeg are ugly, better off to move to europe and get with the hottest women on the planet, that crow is ugly as fuck in real life.
Who says “cool 300k”???
This bitch is so FUGLY. I’ve never seen a decent photo of her boobs and those look horrible too. Yuck.
A good nose job would change this girl’s life!
wait she’s had a nose job? Never mind. She could still use a better nose imo. Sorry Esjay
Seems like the same person making nasty comments toward this girl. I give her credit, her +2′s are awesome. I’ve been on the dirty for over 4 years, and remember when she was first being posted. She’s come a long way. Plus, she looks happy. Props to her. Quit hating.
Awesome +2, dude you need glasses! That is what we the DA call a HACK JOB. Lmfao if I we’re to guess your most likely Esjay herself, defending yourself because your hated by everyone in and out of Wpg. What a fucking huge Loser You are. Haha! Talk about pathetic! Get the fuck out of here!
OMG!!! She is fucking ugly! So fake. Really bad rhinoplasty too. Yikes…
^^ Happy girls don’t post half naked pictures of themselves on the internet. Don’t let anyone tell you different. I have a good job, love my family, love my friends, have a car, a house etc etc. I get told all the time that I have an amazing ass….but you won’t find a single picture of it on the internet. you know why? because I don’t need reassurance from creepers from behind a screen to make me feel good about myself. All I see when I see pictures like this is sadness and desperation.
i would do her in a pinch
Nobody makes $300k in Winnipeg.
You’re an idiot what do you think those houses in tuxedo, St pauls and the other areas cost, and how do they afford them if no one makes that amount of money. You clearly have no idea about the business world out there. Over 12 doctors in this city clear 1m, and about 100 others are making 200k plus
I live in Tuxedo and don’t make close to 200k in a year. Before taxes.
It’s called a mortgage.
You clearly have no idea about the business world out there.
all these haters talkin so much shit, this chicks fine as hell, and a pretty big sweetheart, i hear jelousey kills, so get well soon bitchs
I call self post from this attention whore once again. She’s old news and has been forgotten about until she posts herself, to remind everyone that she is (sadly) alive still.
Esjay, get a real job. Being a hooker doesn’t count as a real job. Also get over yourself; you look extremely pathetic to post yourself and even more ridiculously pathetic to claim your ‘some rich dude trying to wife you up’. Haha!! In your dreams ugly hoe. Your old news, unwanted, ugly, pathetic, sad and desperate. The dirty is in need of someone new and fresh, your old, so 2011 aka OLD NEWS. No one gives a fuck about you except yourself. Your disgustingly ugly inside and out. And I haven’t forgotten when you got that embarrassing rejection, lmfao that was too good!
Please stop being so desperate as you are. And I think it’s about time you jumped off a bridge now.
Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved.
SELF POST ! lmao this bitch is a jokeeee.
she posted a pic on instagram on her nose job, in recovery. someone needs to submitt that. she looks like a fool..begging for the wooorst kind of attention that there is.
I must give her props. As an eyebrow connoisseur, they look lovely in the last picture. Though they look a tad drawn on. The shape is perfect for her! Esjay if your reading this, never, I repeat NEVER rock rainbow eyebrows. EVER! =)
Melissa amber dawn is wanting to be esjay. Check her out her nudes on twitter, search brandy reicker
WHAT THE FUCK! Stupid bitch wants the attention..but too embarrassed to use her real name? Fucking skanks..
Seriously girls, you don’t need to post naked pictures of yourselves on Instagram or twitter! You honestly look ridiculous doing that and will never be wife material if you’re going to give it up that easy! Sure there will be some guys who say they want to marry you but you never can trust alcoholics and old perverts. Grow up and learn how to keep your clothes on skanks!!
I saw her on New Years Eve and she looks nothing like these pics, they must be old. Nose looked good, tits looked good, she has hips, but no ass. Also, her skin isn’t that great, up close you can see the flaws under the make up. She is very cute though.
ugh Esjay is so annoying, I wish people would stop posting her, there is NOTHING interesting about this woman.
Washed up fugly slore!!! Whoever takes advice from someone over the Internet on plastic surgery is obviously STUPID!!!!! Go wash your face b!tch!!
Another poorly written post by the dirty staff.
Before you judge someone, make sure that you’re perfect.
Not an ugly girl, and who cares if reassurance is needed.
Everyone flaunts what they got in one way or another.
IF THIS MORON IS THAT DESPERATE TO MEET HER<WHY POST ON HERE TO SHOW YOUR JUST A TOTAL IDIOT!JUST FACEBOOK HER AND SEND A MESSAGE AND SAY I AM A LOSER MAKING BIG CASH AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU!!I HOPE YOUR FRIENDS OR CO_WORKERS DON"T FIND OUT YOU DID THIS!!AS FAR AS THE PLASTIC PRINCESS ESJAY,SHE IS ONLY GOOD FOR A ONE TIME BANG AND YOU DISCARD HER LIKE YOUR MOVEMENT IN THE TOILET BOWL!
famous b/c of the dirty iz soooooooooo sad cuz!! Looks like jus bout evryone is tired of u
check out my twitter nudes, search Brandy Reicker
and look at this winner.just another gross pig posting pics of her and her plastic!don’t you have a trick to do right now you dirty sloth!!!!
How much to splash my goo on those titties?
I met her once she’s pretty but nothing special,she loves attention and is a total snob.
SHE’S FUCKING HOOOT!!!
I definitely agree she’s very stuck up and disgustingly rude, believing she’s gods gift to men. Haha yeahhh right. That makes me laugh every time. Anything she does is always so stupid i just laugh AT her, even funnier that she’s the laughing stalk of Winnipeg.
The laughing “stalk” of winnipeg?? Maybe its cause you are STALKING her cause it stock you idiot
I highly doubt people are as interested in her as much as you are….as you sit back and secretly laugh at her. I’ve seen her out a few times and she’s never made it to the point where my attention is focused on her and i LOL at her. Thats pretty weird if you ask me seeing as you’re not even in her circle of friends.
Wow Esjay.. You know how to spell! Good job! Sticking up for yourself though.. Sad. Friends? You actually that gullible to believe that, of course you are. You don’t have real friends just fake ones. Your a self centered cunt. If you weren’t you wouldn’t be trying so hard. Get a real fucking job. Ps. No amount of surgery will ever help you, you will always be ugly on the outside as well as inside. Also not to mention crying and pleading people to help pay for you nose job is fucking sick!! If you were nice you wouldve donated all that money to the poor, but your way to selfish! That is why people hate you because you believe the world revolves around you, selfish cunt prostitute!!
@ Haha! = Coco! – wow your trying to correct someone else’s spelling yet you can’t even spell your self.. Next time you try to look “cool” just don’t, your pathetic and sad. And you just turn out to look even MORE stupid, then the person your trying make fun of. Which makes you look like a total IDIOT.
You spelt coco wrong, it’s Koo Koo (I did the hard work for you and to make sure you actually understand I got the info from urbandictionary.com)
1. kookoo: noun;what you are called after saying something dumb or crazy
And what you spelled “coco” is in fact:
-a river over 450 miles (724 kilometers) N Nicaragua flowing NE into the Caribbean & forming part of Honduras-Nicaragua boundary.
-It is also a name like designer CoCo Chanel
-And it is also a plant.
Way too much space between her nose and upper lip.
she looks at the world like her shit doesn’t stink
She looks like Khloe Kardashian.. Not a good look..
30K in Winnipeg
42% raise
a cool 21K in Scottsdale
you factor exchange into that?
you like slutty chubby targets
Ugh, id hate to be her. More than 95% of people don’t like her and less than 5%, which are the desperate males that will go for anything, will think she’s just alright.
Boy am I glad I’m not her. She ugly, and even uglier after all her surgeries she’s had.
hahaha this the best “Arizona girls are too fake” i fell in love with esjay right after her nose job”….really?
Nice burn Smith but ‘your’ is really spelled you’re YOU IDIOT.
I wish i had your IP address so i can come slap YOUR ass out….or is it you’re….u fucking clown.
what a load of BULLSHIT. No one in Scottsdale would be interested in a little city full of neetch’s and white trash prostitutes. Nice try Picasso, you have failed once again at another horrible attempt at a self-post. But you wanted all this attention, whether it’s good or bad, and here it is. You suck at being a prostitute so your referring back to thedirty, your infamous fame maker to help yourself get new clients. Talk about desperate much..
$300k a year and you think you can lock down a professional sloot with internet fame? Seriously? That’s not rich buddy. You aren’t flying private making $2mm a year, let alone $300k. If you do fly private you are the biggest poseur to ever grace the pages of this site. You remind me of the other guy who thought $250k a year is enough. You are all delusional.
If you aren’t taking in at least $3mm a year you don’t have trout potential. Get a life.
Ugh, the world (and especially Winnipeg) would be way better off without this no-talent, useless whore. I can’t wait for the day she realizes she’s the laughingstock of Winnipeg. Nobody likes you Esjay, get it? You’re nothing but a disgusting, attention-seeking, stuck-up bitch with self-esteem issues.
Pffft, toss this bitch a flap and she’ll do whatever you want! It doesn’t take a millionaire OR a genius to figure that out!
Hey Smith….
Nice try at burning him but Its spelled you’re not your you IDIOT.
Who looks stupid now LMFAO
wow you had to say that twice how sad
lol you must be the dumb bitch yourself. get over it.
Her nose looks like a ball thrown on with her nostrils pulled back…the bottom pix is b4 or after nose job?? Her nose kills her face
Since no man in their right mind would want to “wife up” a used-up old whore, this looks like a self-post to me. Just stop it Esjay, you’re a pathetic piece of trash that will never amount to anything in life. You aren’t special or pretty on the outside, and you never will be. I don’t know if you know this, but no amount of plastic surgery can ever change your ugly personality. Just stop trying already, everyone thinks you’re a joke. You are exactly how mothers hope their daughters DON’T end up.
I feel bad for her
I follow esjay on twitter just for laughs because her tweets are so stupid
Winnipeg men are all fugly idiots don’t take them seriously esjay they aren’t worth it lol
Wow Winnipeg sure likes to eat their own. I’m surprised people still talk about Esjay. But seriously shame on you Winnipeg have some pride in your city and its people.