Hipster Girls Better Watch Out For Gordon Campbell

January 28, 2013 Ottawa 66 9,667 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Gordon Campbell. This cheesy hipster idiot has fcked pretty much every girl who frequents Zaphods in the market. He will lie, manipulate, and force his way into any girl with a stingy tattoos pants. He doesn’t care if you’ve got a boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever. This guy is a huge liar and is crawling with drds. Find him drunk off his face snorting up lines in the Zaphods washroom. His most recent squeeze has two kids and she is nearly as messed up as him. Match made in heaven? We’ll see about that seeing as he cheats on her all the time. His other approach is swinging it with his clients at his work at Joseph’s in the rideau center. Good luck with baby mama and cr**s you two timing douche bag. He is also likely to tell you about his successful brother’s band to try and get you into his pants. Ladies, you’re not going to get to his brother through him. The only thing you’re getting is an drd and texts from his psycho girlfriend. (Photo: he is the one in the black cardigan with the darker glasses. His friend Eric is equally as dirty

If your not at a rave those glasses are for the gays.- nik