Hipster Girls Better Watch Out For Gordon Campbell

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Gordon Campbell. This cheesy hipster idiot has fcked pretty much every girl who frequents Zaphods in the market. He will lie, manipulate, and force his way into any girl with a stingy tattoos pants. He doesn’t care if you’ve got a boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever. This guy is a huge liar and is crawling with drds. Find him drunk off his face snorting up lines in the Zaphods washroom. His most recent squeeze has two kids and she is nearly as messed up as him. Match made in heaven? We’ll see about that seeing as he cheats on her all the time. His other approach is swinging it with his clients at his work at Joseph’s in the rideau center. Good luck with baby mama and cr**s you two timing douche bag. He is also likely to tell you about his successful brother’s band to try and get you into his pants. Ladies, you’re not going to get to his brother through him. The only thing you’re getting is an drd and texts from his psycho girlfriend. (Photo: he is the one in the black cardigan with the darker glasses. His friend Eric is equally as dirty
If your not at a rave those glasses are for the gays.- nik














Gord’s a beauty, i went to highschool with the kid and he’s a great guy. Yeah he likes to party but since when does that make him a bad person? The poster is clearly some club rat who wishes she was still on his tip. If your easy enough to sleep with a guy youve met at a bar then dont get offended when they’re sleeping with other girls as well. He;s young and fucking bitches, who isnt these days?
take note, hipster means that you live off your parents to pursue whatever it is that you cant make money doing because you are a failure.
hipsters just model themselves after people who are actually talented artisans who can make a living off of their craft.
im embarassed of their selfy.
Ive seen the guy on the left before and he’s pretty hot
awe man eric you totally commented this yourself.
Most untrue shit ever
most untrue stuff ever
actually, gordon is my hair dresser and he’s a super nice guy! i know him and eric and his girlfriend. they’re super great people.. so im not sure who posted this, but she’s obviously upset that gordon WOULDN’T cheat on his ” new squeeze” with her.. i also frequently attend Zaphods and have never seen him doing drugs or being a manwhore.. hahaha this is to funny.
Oh poor little girl. The way I see it is you must be heartbroken or extremely insecure in order to really care enough to try and belittle someone like this. It’s quite sad, grow up.
ALSO, im super offended by the `these glasses are for the gays` comment.. insulting three people wasn`t enough so you had to drag in the entire LGBT community.. grow up.
i know, no gay person in their right mind would wear something that looks as dumb as that !
posting where people work poses a direct threat to them and legal actions can be taken. this should get removed
Both great guys. Sad people have to make up hurtful lies to feel better about themselves.
Haters make you guys famous. Who cares what people think
Gords awesome, this chicks just hatinnnnn
LOL!!!!!! I’m sorry, hipsters are just so ridiculous. How is looking like a complete tool attractive to any girl?
Gordon is a stand up guy..He doesn’t snort lines and he loves is girlfriend!! Be a woman and not a stalker….Its your fault you spread your legs and stalked a guy on facebook!! Your a one night stand…didn’t you get the memo!!
This is dumb. First person i know who doesnt deserve to be on here. He has made mistakes but hes a great person.
It really saddens me that people are still trying to bully others. You obviously need some serious mental help my dear! Perhaps you could turn all this jealous rage you carry into something positive by seeking the professional help you desperately need. Gordon is such an amazing person, this is a cruel act of violence… Grow up
Stalker deff wrote this clearly she doesn’t have a life but to stalk poor Gordon
This is despicable and can potentially threaten his economical livelihood by mention of his employer. This should be removed and whoever posted it should grow up.
Poor girl didn’t understand the term one night stand
Since she posted Gords she should have her own crazy girl that goes into his work and makes an ass of her self, also she works down stairs at Rideau centre at ardeens she’s fat and gross and ginger he clearly was to drunk to release how fat and gross she was beer googles everyone gets them just feel sorry for gord he has to deal with an over obsessed bitch lol clearly couldn’t handle not having that dick needs to attack everyone cause her self esteem is low here is some advice hunny you clearly need to get over him
He can’t be more of a manwhore than Josh “JRy”. That guy tries sleeping with every girl at Zaphods too. Eskimo brothers?
This girl should get shot
Hopefully she looks at this an realizes no one likes her even more she’s probably going to get the shit kicked outta her for being a complete ass hope your embarrassed this back fired on you Gords AWESOME
His gf is probably crazy cause of a stalker harnessing her boyfriend all the time who wouldn’t ! Someone’s got problems please go speak to someone about them instead of being a lil bitch or better yet why don’t you say it to her face
They actually went to a rave that night I saw them, and neither of them were coked out and ducking everything they saw, two of the chilliest guys I know. Super hot too, all those ‘zaphods girls’ must have been lucky
you guys look retarded, cant wait to see these douche bags in public
You sound stupid for saying that lol like who cares
I think there hot ! Haters going to hate get a life dirt bag
Love how you can call them hipsters yet there making fun of them by wearing those glasses some people need to grow up
I’d fuck both of them
Do you even know what hipsters are you idiots, these guys played in a famous metal band. They arnt hipsters they’re hardcore/metal guys learn your sub cultures fags
both are babes and the best dudes.
when you’re in your 20′s and you happen to be a boy, the only thing going through your head is beer and boobs.
neither of them have done anything anyone else wouldn’t do.
xx
i only know eric hes cool he met my friend online and we invited him over for drinks we played cards had a great time. HI ERIC! still have your sailor jerry bottle here lol
Eric’s mom died at a young age and he’s taken everything out on the people left in his life since then. It’s sad, but cops better guard his funeral – the line-up to piss on his grave is going to be huge.
Bullying over the Internet is fucking pathetic if you have something to say say it to there face! Fucking pussy also there are alot of people who love Eric ! And for those who Piss on the grave will probably get a shot in the fucking head