How Do I Tie Down My Rich Trout
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is going to sound absolutely ridiculous but it is a risk I am willing to take, in the hope that among the countless comments dissing me, there might be one with some actual advice. I’ve been in the “porta potty” business since I turned 18, I work in a well established agency, through which I recently met this older gentleman…To cut a long story short, he is very very rich and looking to settle down… Now I believe I have the looks (I wouldnt be in the agency if I did not), but I can tell this guy has deep desires he needs unleashed. He comes from a very well known (CATHOLIC) family so of course he is reluctant about discussing them, but I have been able to deduce that he would like me to pee on him and dominate him in bed…I wanted to know if there were ANY other crazy fetishes I should try out with him, to show him he needs me to please him? He is THIS close to proposing Nik, I swear. Hes begun talking about kindergartens and what not, I am 30 years younger than he is, I know I am very young to become a mother etc, but the dimensions of money we are talking about is no joke. Id rather he gets that itch scratched by me than by some other … girl elsewhere, plus did I mention the shared platinum card he has given me, I am not letting him leave… Please help me hit the lotto.
Poor Trout, all he wants is fake love and urine cocktails.- nik
Fake story bro.
Another full of shit person who wants attention. If you were one then you have no hope anyway because all they look for in a girl like you is an easy bang. Women like you never get the ring. No reason to waste the time on a worthless cum dumpster when you can find another once they tire of you or you get older. Most of you are just too uneducated to realize your worth and future.
Discreetly check his computer history to see what porn he is watching. Should give you a good clue.
Thank you, great plan. I can’t even believe the comments I’m reading, WHY would he not marry me because I am not catholic OK, I’ll do my research, as of now I HAVE QUIT my agency job AND have taken classes in etiquette…I’m not too sure if you all are right about the baby (Its HIS idea, remember), I can eventually blend in, it just takes a lot of dedication…Its not impossible
You have zero hope. Your type never gets the ring. It will never change. You have no chance whatsoever so just accept the fact that when you are finally aged, you will be broke.
Lets hope he shits in your mouth. So you can get a taste of the bullshit you’ve been spewing at him…
Haha, like they honestly think that the girls they hire won’t be after their money. Oh please. He knows what he’s getting.
You are the lowest form of life.
Sounds like he’s the porta potty… not you.
Oh god I seriously hope you are 100 percent wrong and you actually piss on him and he freaks out and dumps your whore ass… Just a thought, why do u care if he has someone piss on him if ur only in it for the money. If he is gonna cheat he will cheat, why do these whores marry for money and get pissed if the guy cheats. You only love his money why do u care where he sticks his dick when he’s not with you. Plus guys like this don’t marry there toilets let him get his nasties on the side and be the respectable wife he wants.
he may be this close to leaving you if you don’t stop tripping. If he is from a well known Catholic family than forget about having a marriage. If he is from money and not a self made man then his family and their opinions of his future wife will be extremely important…the fact that you are basically a hired sex toy/freak eliminates that completely. Sorry Chica, you need to either quit the life and find a alternate identity, or just enjoy the ride…
Get a REAL job and earn your OWN money. Guys like him string you naïve girls along with hopes and promises of marriage so they can just keep you around longer. Money is great, but losing your dignity and all sense of self-respect is not worth aquiring it. Women like you are annoyingly immature. Willing to throw your whole life away for a few rocks and shiny cars. Your post really gives insight into how uneducated and ignorant you are about life and what makes it worth living. I live for my son, I live for myself and I live for my God. What do you live for? Money really? What happens after you get all of these fancy things? After you get your new car and mansion, then what? You’ll sit there all alone, covered in jewels and think about what you’re missing: love. Nice things are lovely and will keep you satisfied for a while. Overtime, as you age, you’ll realize your mistakes, but by then it’ll be too late. Ah America: women don’t want to have to actually do something challenging such as go to college, so instead they want to swallow 80 year old junk to earn a quick buck because lets face it its easy and doesnt require much intelligence. I pity lost, misguided souls like you. Maybe one day you’ll grow up. Also, please do not make the unfortunate decision to procreate. The father, given his age, wont be there and all that child will have is your useless vain self. Please dont ruin a childs life because you want an accessory baby. Why dont you take the typical golddigging route and go buy a thousand dollar puppy(ew shelters, right?) Good luck bimbo
you sound like your annoying and ‘outgoing’ like that kristen roskop girl. wait a minute, are you her?
and also, would you feel proud showing off your ‘trout’ to your family once you get married? idk smh
First thing if you’re aiming to marry a Catholic, you may have to convert to Catholicism. This will take longer than your trout May want to wait. It entails weekly classes and receiving your first communion and confession until they consider you a Catholic. I don’t practice this religion anymore as its strict (it certainly was when I was made to go EVERY Saturday and confession once a month)
My advice is find another trout who doesn’t have crazy Catholics in the immediate family. Granted some things have changed. But you can’t really get married in the Catholic church unless you’re both Catholic or you’re willing to convert. It’s no religion to bring up kids in.
Apologies to Catholics that happen to be normal as most Catholics are nuts. my own family included.
Hey ho, I am super rich, I am the king of Canada. If you fly out to meet me, I live in a castle in saskatoon and have a 15 inch penis… I can’t give u money upfront but if fly out to saskatoon and meet me on the interstate bypass I will have my nigerian prince friend send you 1 million dollars and give you the hope diamond as an engagement ring, and you will be driven in one of my roll royce dogsleds. My eskimo servants will feed you the finest whale blubber. My only request is you perform the slot machine. I have to shove 500 dollars worth of quarters up your but. I then pull your arm and you shit the quarters all over my chest and scream JACKPOT!!! While I masturbate.
Women like you never, ever get the ring. You will always be the side-dish.. The dirty secret he won’t ever take home. He’ll wife up some other broad to keep image but still call you for all his ‘other’ needs. This is the life you chose. Now own it and stop whining.
You know how many problems your babies could have when your sperm donor is that old? People always talk about women who are over 35, the risk for Down syndrome and other disabilities increases tremendously. Old sperm is at the same risk as an old egg. Get an education and find a real man. I feel sorry for your kid (if you have one), born into a marriage built around money and sexual depravity. Gross.
Probably already has a wife.
Whipped cream on his balls will do the trick.
First of all your a skank but whatever floats your boat.
Now some helpful advice, LOVE HIM you dumb cunt! That’s what he’s looking for. You need to take interest in the old mans life! Make him feel young, and in live! AND not just in the fucking bedroom. I bet you anything he doesn’t want to be pissed on as much as you think. And if your gonna be extreme like that I’d just flat out say, I want to be your trophy wife and have your kids! That’s fucking extreme and not nearly as degrading!
Good luck hoebag!
You know that if his family has that much money they will be performing due dilligence on you if they are not already, right? It’s not like you come from a family of the same caliber, so don’t kid yourself on this one.
You’re not wife material. Just own it and know that he’ll keep coming back even when he gets married because you will do the things his future wife won’t.
Ummm know your facts. Yes there is a higher chance of having a kid with Down syndrome as you get older. I had a daughter born with Down syndrome when I was in my 20′s. She is the greatest, funny, loving child ever so people are just too stupid and selfish to be proud of having a child with Ds.
I don’t think they were trying to talk down on Downs Syndrome (no pun intended). I believe they were trying to make the point the the more you age the more likely of having a kid with some sort of genetic disorder and that she shld consider the extra effort it takes to be a parent to one. They threw out Down syndrome as an example. Not trying to rag on you. I commend what you do. I know that people with downs are some of the kindest and most honest people out there in the world!
…..yeahhh, good luck with that (and what everyone else has already said). Good outlook on life and love, you’re going to Hell.
OK, yes; there is a SLIM chance that this dude would marry you.
(Rich guys are busy and want easy sex with no hassle. But they are also VERY image-conscious and wouldn’t want the world to find out they married a working whore. “Lady in public, whore in bedroom” is even MORE true as the wealth increases. You are also competing with all the regular women who’d F him six ways to Sunday because he’s rich, and be appropriate to show up with at the country club/business function.. They don’t have your baggage. But he can also afford to bury your past.)
Assuming that what you are saying is true, just “deduce” what he wants the same way you figured out his other kinks.
Or just take control and try stuff and see what happens.
You said he likes to be dominated.
Powerful men often do, it’s a respite from the demands of their daily lives.
He may be HOPING that you take him in hand in this way, so to speak.
Take your shared Platinum card for a tour through the local sex shop, and then surprise him. (He won’t mind paying that bill! *wink*)
I’d create a whole night that starts as soon as he walks in the hotel room door.
Best of luck trying to be “Pretty Woman”.
#dirtymarriage
Thank you, comments like these are why I posted my case on here, thanks
GOOD LORD WHAT A FREAKING WHORE!!!!!!!
He might want to be cuckolded. Sounds like he wants to be humiliated. Tell him you want to put him in chastity.
I give them 2 years tops. Then’ll it’ll be back to selling off the clam shack for shoes, dresses and purses.
You should piss on him regardless, guys like that are worth pissing on. I wish I did it to my ex when he asked me to. You may not get a ring but you should stash As much cash as you can bc if you’re not the one who’s getting it then someone else will. All women give it up, most just do it for free. Don’t hate, it’s just reality.
Daaaaammmm!! Now my fiance peed on my leg in the shower a few weeks ago as a joke, ill admit i was like wtf and we both started laughing! In no way did that turn me on to the point to i was like “oh wat a suprise babe ur pee is sooo warm it makes my cock jump with joy! Plz more pee!!!! Lol but hey if ur willin to let someone piss on u go all the way and have him put a nice steamin log on you! What the hell is wrong with ppl these days?