I Bet Her Mothers Proud

January 14, 2013 Vancouver 16 5,500 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi everyone id like to introduce you to cloverdales latest sloot Alanna Froese. This dirty girl is known around town for showing every dude her disgusting stentch trench,sending pics/videos out of her squirting while masterbating, msterbating in people’s houses at parties, and sleeping with your boyfriends. Alanna is a natural born slore. This girl is the lowest of the low and has no shame in commiting her dirty crimes. She flaunts what she “thinks” she has! She is a self proclaimed makeup artist although a two year old could do a better job, not only that she is constatly telling EVERYONE (including strangers) her gross sexual encounters that no one needs to hear.Not everyone wants to know you got fisted or held up sidedown while you performed 69, you know what im saying? I bet her mother is proud. So nik i know she is way below your standards and you would need one: hell of a pair of beer goggles to do this nasty broad, but ill ask anyways for the rest of the DA to answer. WOULD YOU!?

Answer: No, she has a heavy coat of Mac and her nose casts a shadow.