I Don’t Want To End Up Being A Porta Potty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need some advice. I am DA strong and love your website, it has made me realize I need to get off my ass and work out and love my body. I am a 6 foot tall red head and I don’t think I look half bad. However, I chose to go to college instead of becoming a model. Now I am $150,00 in the hole working a job that a high-school graduate could do. I see all these girls on your website that seem to have it all, private flights to exotic places and probably some rich man buying everything for them, but these girls probably lose their soul in the process. I don’t want to have to resort to drastic measures to get out of this hole that our sh*tty economy and my stupid mistakes have put me in. What can I do besides sell my body? Any advice is helpful. (Image above is not me)
Find love. The idea of money is an evil struggle. Find a man who you can share a life with and maybe have a family together. Finding a teammate makes the game easier to play.- nik












Half decent advice, on the front page? I gotta be in the twilight zone.
Best Nik comment ever! Life is nothing unless you have someone to tough it out with you!
Having love is a very beautiful thing, but it’s not going to get you out of the hole. Debt is real and it ruins people’s lives. Trust me, I know I am a college student and I am going into law school. I am looking into being a Porta Potty.
Why do people always say it’s selling your soul? It’s not even bad how can you assume that all of them feel like that if it did we wouldnt do it
wwwwhaaaaaat?
Fail -
1) Requesting life advice from thedirty.
2) Not posting a real pic of yourself
3)$150K in the hole…”due to school and other mistakes” (betting the other mistakes are what you are really in the hole for)
4) Not having the right friends, family, lifestyle, intelligence, self-confidence, etc. to know how not to get into this situation
5) Probably just being a loser like most of the women posted on this site.
Life lesson – those of us not in this situation, never put ourselves in the position to be in a situation like this.
Best advice given
Nik, this is the only comment I agree with
the love for more money is the seed of more evil that will haunt the rest of your life
try out for for womens pro basketball and make something for your self
write a script for the next red sonja movie and star in it
THIS CANT BE A REAL POST! NO BITCH IS THAT STUPID THAT SHE CANT EFFECTIVELY WRITE $150,000. I’M GLAD YOU ARE DOING A JOB OF A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT I CERTAINLY WOULDNT WANT YOU TO HAVE ANY KIND OF RESPONSIBILITY BUT YEA YOU SHOULD DEF BE AN ESCORT! YOU JUST NEED TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR MATH SKILLS! OTHERWISE YOU’D BE THE ONLY DUMB BITCH FUCKING PPL AND PAYING THEM!
bitch, you wish you were that hot looking chick in the pic you fugly beast.
Banks aren’t lending money, and I’m not sure Obama (or anyone else in America) realizes how many girls are resorting to the sex industry just to pay for a college degree that will put them in secretarial jobs (and also in a position to not be able to pay back their student loans). Look at the bright side–at least you got the loans to pay for school without the burden of “selling your soul” on top of finals.
P.s. If you can relate to this, please find your local petition to sign for student loan forgiveness as a way to jump start our economy. It would be a hell of a lot more effective than decriminalizing marijuana.
Praise be to nik, well said…
Beautiful nik
Any girl who thinks getting pissed and shit on just to have material things is a good life, needs serious counseling. They are not happy, its all a front, most likely they have a slight mental illness also.
find love and a job u like…
Nik, that’s the best advice you have ever given. Fuck the paper chase.
What about expanding your mind, getting an education, and actually contributing to society? Nik Richie, you are unbelievably sexist in that a woman is only worth a) what she looks like or b) the man she is with. My advice: find something you’re passionate about, go back to school, get an education, and do something with you’re life. Debt sucks (I’m at least $20,000 in myself) but it will be worth it in the end. Beauty and looks fade; wisdom only grows. I can’t WAIT to hear the backlash on this one lol.
my old man once said “nothing cheaper than a women”…as I got older, the more i can cherish that wisdom. ITS A MANS WORLD.
Best answer Nik has ever said. Well stated.
Wow. Good advice, honestly, I’m impressed.
I dont understand all these posts LOL, i bet all you btches posting couldnt even make it as a decent escort, theres a LOT more to it than just opening your legs, its about networking, and staying under the radar, especially if you want to be successful…i cant belieeeeve the posts I read here, being a decent, sucessfull and MONEY making escort is a full time job, you need to do your research, have the right etiquette etc etc…half of you ghetto bitches would make 100-200$ for a week then you d be irrelevant. so no, dont be a porta potty, youre obviously too stupid to do so. PS: Im a university graduate and making more money than most full time “normal workers”, because I approached the PP business in a smart way, if you do it right you should have a fixed clientele within months of entering the business, these men will take care of you and you shoudl put money aside…if youre dumb though, you ll just be a slight upgrade from the hookers on the street
your values are all fu**ed up…How about get an education, get a job, live within your means and respect your self… dont fool your self into thinking you’re successful because you have old men paying you money to bone…..when in fact you have no other out because you dont have self value and belief that you can accomplish n e thing else…..its easy money what you do…remember this…you’re just a WH*RE and a PROSTITUE..really, think about it…that is all you are…..
Mr.Richie, you get a lot of flack for this site but this post right here makes me love you and the Dirty even more… Keep up the good work.
Agreed…my Husband and I are a team and that’s what keeps a good marriage going. He may be the breadwinner but I make my own money as well and respect and love our union. All of these girls I see Escorting, acting like it’s so great, make me laugh. No one will respect you in the end and no man wants to marry a dirty sex worker. You will be left with your remaining debt, a bad reputation, and no respect in the real world. Men want their equal as much as women want respect from a man. Make your own way, act like a lady and you will MARRY a successful man. That man will love and help you in your struggles and with money issues, and be happy to do it. It’s really that simple.
DA Strong! xox
Then Don’t….. It is that easy. And what school did you go to that was 150,000 and you came out with a degree doing a job that a high schooler could do. Just poor planning on your part… “I went to Harvard I got a degree in Art and now I am a receptionist at a Insurance office,” Not that smart…
Oh god, shut up…such a stupid post.
Okay, OP…if you were actually DA strong, you’d never consider being a Porta Potty!
I disagree with Nik on this one. Don’t find a mate until you find yourself. Don’t let a man or anyone define your worth.
Amen Nic! Well said.
If a girl is dumb enough to ask Nik, “why shouldn’t I be a hooker?”..then maybe you should just become one already. Cause you clearly can’t think for yourself.
Just sell your pussy already.
Well said Nik
Hmmm finally some good advice !