I Would Die For Her


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel like I’ve seen her on your site before but I can’t figure it out! I think its that Gloria Christine girl but I have no clue for sure. A girl like this, I would totally die to have in my life for a few years. I mean look at her, not one thing is wrong with her and that is what I call perfection. If it isn’t her, do you know who this girl is?
Yes that is Gloria Christine and yes she has hairy shoulders.- nik












Has anyone actually become famous for self-posting on the dirty? Better question….Do these girls that self-post see a huge increase in their pay-for-play sessions??
That’s what you call perfection ? Maybe if you live in an ant colony. She has a head the exact shape of an ant’s head. She might be the human ant queen.
haha this is the best comment ever!
The OP is a classic example of the kind of creeps and stalker types that just fixate on girls all day while having no game whatsoever. This girl wouldn’t even take the time to wipe her ass with your face much less date a loser like you. Set your sights lower, creep.
WHY do women who are already beautiful insist on A: pulling their eyes back B: Getting nose jobs so badly done that there is almost NOTHING left of it and C: blow up their lips like a baboons ass?? WHY???? I want an answer!! If the effect is to look prettier, younger, sexier, etc it only fails because it’s the FIRST thing you notice when you look at them. You automatically think “WHY did they botch their face???”
Dead on.
You would die for her? I’m sure she would love that, especially after she gets an idea of your assets, liabitlies, if you have a life insurance policy, and whether or not she’s in the will. She would probably like you better if you are old, terminally ill, or both.
No person (male or female) is worth giving up and sacrificing your life for in the name of infatuation and lust!
Sweet Self Post
I wonder what a “normal” picture of her would look like… one with normal lighting, no filter, and a natural pose. I’m sure she’s a pretty girl, but when a girl has such artificial pictures it makes me feel like she’s overcompensating for something, like bad teeth.
She’s boring especially in bed and super short. She wears push up bras and padded ones then when you take it off… Uhhh ohh bye bye boobies.
This chick looks SO OLD and used up. Please stop posting her (its always the same god damn photos too). Ugh.
She’s fucking ugly and manly looking.
She is fine. Makes me want to make some money.
Looks like shes been sucking on a lemon.
“Die for her” WOW… KILL YOURSELF NOW!
Self post. Clearly written by a chick. She must feel lonely and need more Johns.
holy BEAST! look @ those Eyebrows! Looks li
the growth of fine body hair is a sign of anorexia
i know her. She is average pretty in person. And very short. She has worked at every bar in orlando. Just like every other bar girl in mid to late 20′s looking to find someone to take care of them spoil and support them.