It Took Me Two Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the calf muscle is the hardest muscle in the body to develop… It took me two years to do that. Annnd GO! None of you internet douchebags can do this.
I thought that was my nut sack for a second.- nik
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Agreed! Are you not also an internet douchebag for posting on this site?
You look like you have a cancerous tumor in your leg.
Dude your calf is shaped like a hanging ball sack. Congratulations.
…ha…thought it was a dirty nutsack also!…no girls care bout calf muscles!!
Yes they do. When you’re all muscle up top and scronny on bottom it looks disproportional. It’s the Johnny Bravo effect.
is this joke
i don’t think so. it appears this man injected and ingested, while spending two hard years of his life doing calf raises to fulfill his dream of having his calf posted on the dirty.com
at least we have to give the lad credit for having a goal.
eww. why would anyone TRY to look like that?! looks like a tumor is growing out of his leg!
and bigger calf muscles are useful for…..?
Im sure your boyfriend totally digs it. “cough* Homo *cough* Forgay
The nut sack comment was classic. One always hangs lower
Honestly, those calves are beautiful!!! I am a 32 year old mother of two and my calves are amazing, get compliments all the time.
So, people just comment on your calves and nothing else? Sucks to be you!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, so true. If people are complimenting your calves, that means they are struggling to find anything else to compliment.
I can’t say when I’m admiring a beautiful woman that I’m concerned with how her calves look.
Why do mothers find the need to tell everyone that their mothers? NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!
What is a 32 year old mother of two, doing on the dirty? Also why is it important for you to share that? I call bullshit. I don’t believe you have nice calves. They’re probably fucking ugly.
You neglected your quads douche bag.
That’s gross
LOL, congrats, sh*tbrick.
This is normal. If u dont have tonned legs, u must b fat. Building ur calf is natural. Our legs carry our weight when we walk. Sorry to burst ur bubble.
Tia, you must be hot.
Only a smoking hot chick would sound like such a raging retard when they type.
What’s a “tonned” led by the way?
Ya know this fool.. He’s been working as a mailman for 2 years now haha
it’s good for the calves, bro!
That looks fucking disgusting! are those some really badly done calf implants? Get that shit checked out…
Bro, are those implants?
Wait is this supposed to turn women on?
Not working..
You guys are all idiots; think about it – You ALWAYS criticize dudes for having small legs and large upper halves. Now Bro has large calves and you still make fun? lol F#CK me, I guess you can’t win sometimes.
If your calf is wider than your thigh- you’re doing it wrong. As a woman- this is NOT attractive!
try developing the rest of your leg muscles…looks really wierd dude
you wouldn’t know if the rest of him looks weird because there isn’t a picture…
And here we have a loser with no game whatsoever and sits at home eating tuna out of a can and flexing his calves.
You know your life sucks when you come onto The Dirty to post a picture of your calf looking to get replys…. I don’t even need to meet you in life to know that you’re a total dbag… Congrats on your gay-nutsacklooking calf muscle… Looks like you’ve won at life!!!
hahaha dumbass
You know how I know your gay? You submitted your calf to the dirty. Forgy huh
Ahhhh! As a woman who frequents the gym, I have NEVER seen this on a buff gorgeous guy and if I did I would vomit! That’s disgusting!!
Calf development is really one of those body parts that is almost completely determined by genetics. It has to do with how high or how low the calf muscles insert. No amount of training will change a high calf insertion. It’s hard to tell from the angle of your picture, but it looks like you have average at best insertion – no where good enough to place in any bodybuilding show. Oh, and btw – from the looks of it, your hamstring and quad development is atrocious. Just saying.
That’s really pathetic. You know this guy is an asshole
enjoy the arthritic ankles in 30 years
Arthritic ankles are no fun either. I have them fromcskateboardi and biking everywhere. they hurt so bad I can’t sleep sometimes.
He’s probly 5’2″. Short guys look jacked but their just bulky cause their muscle is so compact an has no where to go. He must be from the jersey shore
Congratulations. You are now repulsive and disgusting.
Your thigh looks weak as fuck so get off your high horse asshole.
Is this suppose to be sexy? It looks like you have a tumor.
So is the soleus muscle, which clearly you forgot all about. lol
congratulations on ur +2s
Yuck. Not attractive.
Please slap yourself for even posting this. Both of you, Nik AND nuttsack!
i dont like big muscels on guys. i prefer the little soft once. i want to hug a teddybear not a stone
johnny drama would be jealous
yeah fuck biceps and abs and shoulders…..im building my calves lmfao
WHAT A JOKE, DUDE I NATURALLY HAVE MUSCULAR CALFS. I dont even have to lift.
That’s disgusting. Why would someone care so much to make their leg look like balls that they’d work that hard on it? people are fucking crazy
Is this Fake Equis heart shaped calf?
That’s sad dude, my calf muscles are bigger. Oh and my quads exist as well. But you’re just clown, keep shooting that sauce right into the calf. LMFAO
You mad, bro?
Wow took you two years of calf raises to achieve something totally useless. Congrats. We can all breathe easier knowing your testicle shaped calves are solving international crises, feeding the poor, reversing global warming and fixing the fiscal cliff. What was I thinking having gone to college for 4 years, masters in public health, medical school, residency, and fellowship? I feel so stupid now.
Are you wearing spandex queer bait?
what an enormous douche
If you are under 6’1″ no one really cares. Plenty of midgets with big calves. If you are over 6’1″ no one really cares. It’s the internet.
You mad bro?
Eww. Enough said.
Still no Will Sasso!
first off if you knew anything about lifting you would know that you lifted wrong for 2 years. thats the ugliest calf muscle ever. you are being laughed at my every body builder out there right now buddy. what an ensnarement for you.
Congratulations. You have a big calf….which probably makes up for the small peter and jewels. Nobody cares….especially not the ladies. Calves don’t save lives. ya idiot. LOL I bet your man loves them though.
Lol, 2 years? Musta been hittin up the gym once a week, cause that is weak!
Gastrocnemius muscle. No such thing is a calf muscle
boyfriend must appreciate those when he is banging that a$$. lol
Aww.. Thank you all for the wonderful quotes.. This was just an experiment to prove how fake this page is.. I did for a beautiful friend to prove that not one thing can be posted on this page without being torn apart.. I wrote the caption to draw you in.. Way to go, Sheeple. And by the way, thats the bend at the knee and the bicep femoris leading to the fibularis longus.. My thigh is hardly even pictured.. Way to go smart people.. Enjoy your drib drab lives and I hope to visit soon and see more wonderfully humor filled comments… Cheers, all.
You got torn apart because it looks like a ballsack was implanted into your leg.
well at least the backpedaling you’re doing now will build the rest of your legs!
The good news is you have a big calf muscle.
The bad news is that having that muscle does absolutely nothing for you in life as I’m assuming you’re not a professional athlete/calf model.
The slighly worse news is that you spent a crap load of time energy and effort getting something no one gives a rats ass about.
And the worse news of all is that you’re the kind of tool to post that to a website, and no one cares still (see number 1).
“social experiment” or not, it’s still creepy looking you freak.
That’s very Quagmiresque.
I think it looks like Peter’s chin.
Rarr!!.. Grrr.. This is amazing.. I get more views than naked girls vomiting.. Thank you “Sara”?? I am a freak.. Woop!!
Do you even lift Bro?!
You should have spent those two years developing your brain not your calf muscle
You should have spent those two years developing your brain not your calf muscle.
This was a waste of a post i dont give a fuck about this…anybody else becoming disappointed by the dirty these days? BORING! i do think the comments about womens bodies are too much but hell at least theres some humor in it, this is just stupid.
please nik make me laugh.
This guy is a douche. He’s probably over compensating for his more than likely small cock and his pathetic broke lifestyle. Dude probably still lives at home with his mom.
Holy christphuck! That is nasty!
Drama would be proud!
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Scottsdale old town gym rat douche
HAHAHA cuz you know the first thing girls say when they look at a guy is, “oh damn girl would you look at that sexy calf”
Typical bodybuilding loser trying to earn e-cred on the internet . Go take your daily dose of HGH .
Lmfao I feel bad for this guy hes so delusional with his big legs and tiny brain poor sob…
Looks like you masterbated with you right foot for two years. My right arm is like that
2 years saving up money for implants
This is a joke right …
How did he TUCK all the way down in his calf?