THE DIRTY ARMY: James Van Lare. Capital Creeper. Sexts and sends anyone his “model” pics. Total douche bag. Claims to be a politician but can’t quite seem to graduate from his community college. He will spike your drink, and he will rape you so ladies stay far far away from this creeper. He will violate you, and he won’t know a single thing he is doing.
Looks like he slapped on some guyliner. Forgy.- nik